How To Recognize...

Females:

Aries- she can't sit still for more than 3 seconds
Taurus- she either won't talk at all, or can't shut up. guaranteed to bring drama to the table. oh, and she's usually built like a football player (a pretty one)
Gemini- funky fresh, dressed to impress, ready to party
Cancer- she looks like she is deep in thought, or about to weep (for herself)
Leo- is telling someone how to handle their business, whether or not they asked for her opinion, as though she is an expert on life
Virgo- she gives the "sexy eye" to every guy who crosses her path
Libra- sitting like miss pretty, somehow making her nonsensical words appear to make sense.
Scorpio- the town watch (pardon, ma'am, but no one was even talking to you), or the show-off
Sagittarius- preaching on the mountaintops, just call her baby jesus
Capricorn- the one giving off the "don't talk to me" vibe.
Aquarius- the chic everyone wants to befriend b/c she's fun and kooky-crazy
Pisces- the one who looks meaner that the cappy...

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Males:

Aries- the one challenging you to a duel (sword fight, arm wrestle, halo 3) of some sort.
Taurus- the king-sized man sitting in front of the tv, remote control in hand, eating.
Gemini- you'll find him writing a poem, or editing his lyrics
Cancer- whining about nothing, as usual
Leo- lending a helping hand. for the sake of vanity, but helping nonetheless
Virgo- the hermit who stares you down, but never utters a word. unless, he's the kind that talks too damn much
Libra- worrying that his shoes don't coordinate with his pants as well as he'd hoped
Scorpio- he is right, you are wrong- accept it.
Sagittarius- 1 wife, 7 concubines
Capricorn- money, power, respect = life
Aquarius- you have now entered the twilight zone
Pisces- the tough guy, or, in rare cases, the whiner (like his cousin Cancer)

Females:

Aries- Bold and forthright, downright sexy and unaware I guess.

Taurus- Volcanic temper, taste and eye for good things; tall, very tall

Gemini- Intellectual delight; can't be pinned down; can be a dream woman

Cancer- The most sincere and caring; clever and punctual

Leo- Fixed; royal and an ego-heap. Only a lesser man would survive - thinks shez a gift to this world - which can be partially true; but comes with a huge price

Virgo- Loud and caring; competitive yet supporting

Libra- Strange stares; stranger friendliness which is less warm and more methodical and cooler ; with business acumen

Scorpio- She stands out no doubt about it; just that shez not as perfect as Linda gushed; in fact far from it - but shez the one who will give you a run for your money.

Sagittarius- Great mind, great ideals; can break her own rules with ease often so a hypocrite of sorts; can be a demanding despot but the most beautiful gift otherwise.

Capricorn- Smart and egoistic; blunt; and a difficult person. She starts of talking sweet but can surprise you - but dont mess with her ever - simply

Aquarius- Brilliant; knows no boundaries and can be the wisest of all of them ; Sexually uninhibited though

Pisces- can't say anything with certainty about them; because therez no fixed way she would operate; confident and talkative

"Virgo- she gives the "sexy eye" to every guy who crosses her path"

Not all of them get that, he-he!