manbags and manscaping...

in continental europe, men use cute little bags on a shoulder strap, which we call 'manbags'. they also shave EVERYTHING off (which is awesome imo). men of other nationalities seem to cling to their pubes like they have samson-like qualities and wouldn't be seen dead with a manbag.

so ladies and gentlemen, what's your view on this?

(of course as it's the scorp board, i use the terms ladies and gentlemen very loosely)

that's continental europe EXCLUDING france and germany where even the women embrace bodyhair.....eww!

oh wow....that's huge. that would cause manbag envy in spain! here they're pretty small.

trimmed pubes are acceptable but all off including the sack and crack areas is even better.

mind you, the regrowth must chaff a little!

I like a little hair down there

Idk why exactly. I think I've got a thing for hair, I user to play with one of my Exs armpit hair.. Weird I know.

Not interested in chest or back hair tho.. But I'm sure if my man all of a sudden sprouted some, I could embrace it.

As far as man satchels go, I think it's great. I always felt bad for dudes because purses are so dang convenient.

Hahah why the slanty face exactly? just cause its kinda bizarre?

I try and tussle my fingers around in my dudes pubes once and a while loll. Curl em around my fingers and such.

Hahah

in europe, we call what american's call purses, handbags. the manbag is small...about the size of a clutch bag with just enough room for cigarettes, phone and in my neck of the woods, a coupla grams of coke and a big lump of hash.

i think it's great they have a place to put their stuff cos how many of us women end up carting around their stuff in our handbags/purses. the scorp at work has a looovely black armani manbag although i think he got it from a lookie-lookie man so it's prolly not real.

i find the idea of playing with a man's armpit hair very disturbing.

Posted by R1g0rM0rT1s
that's continental europe EXCLUDING france and germany where even the women embrace bodyhair.....eww!

I live in France and men and women definitely shave or trim super close! I can't speak for everyone, of course, but the half dozen I've encountered do. I shave the nether regions completely bare but leave a trimmed but somewhat longish triangle in front and one of my French guys (my dear Scorpio) pulled at it a little and said "is that what they're doing in America?"... needless to say, it was a little shorter the next time!

When I lived in Germany 15 years ago it was female pit hair galore!!!

Pubes are natural. I'm not saying it should be of everyone's taste to keep them, but they are the natural choice. Handbags, however... I prefer a backpack.

How faggish, Ro .... a man carrying a clutch "purse" around these parts would likely get ...

... well just think of Deliverance !!!

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Posted by R1g0rM0rT1s
that's continental europe EXCLUDING france and germany where even the women embrace bodyhair.....eww!

I live in France and men and women definitely shave or trim super close! I can't speak for everyone, of course, but the half dozen I've encountered do. I shave the nether regions completely bare but leave a trimmed but somewhat longish triangle in front and one of my French guys (my dear Scorpio) pulled at it a little and said "is that what they're doing in America?"... needless to say, it was a little shorter the next time!

When I lived in Germany 15 years ago it was female pit hair galore!!!

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sorry sweets but i think that's pretty gross!!

the french women i've known have all had hairy armpits and legs. don't know about les hommes though. i'm sorry but the general perception of the french in the rest of europe is that they smell and i have to say, i've not seen (or smelt) anything to make be believe otherwise. have you seen some of the toilets at servcice stations in france?? two foot plates and a hole in the ground....eww le pong!!

i know two french women very well. one is a trust fund girl and despite her wealth and constant obsession with having facials, you could grow things in her armpits and if she's wearing a swimsuit....well, EWWWW is all i say.

the other is a belly-dancing teacher. very, very sexy but it's a sweaty dance and i used to go to her classes. admittedly it was during the summer in spain but even so, by the end of the class i would have to make a dash for the exit to get a breath of body odour-free air, LOL.


as for germans....EVERYONE knows they're hairy bitches.

Posted by P-Angel
How faggish, Ro .... a man carrying a clutch "purse" around these parts would likely get ...

... well just think of Deliverance !!!

LMAO!!! i dunno P, i kinda like a man with a manbag. they're in touch with their feminine side. what's wrong with that?

i do wonder if perhaps they've stolen the idea from the gay community cos ALL women love gay men. so i reckon they use 'em to give the illusion of being slightly gay to hook the women but the clue is probably in the contents, lol.

also, it's useful if they can carry your stuff too 🙂

You sure do have a purdy mouth ... boy

bling....yeah, they are kinda like that but just a little more compact. much better than those awful bumbags men used to wear...or fanny packs as the yanks call 'em which makes us giggle cos fanny is pussy in england, lol.

iwin...those bags are gay, despite the hot guy carrying one of them and the backpack would scream suicide bomber over here and they would be likely to be shot by the cops!!!

i swear the manbags here are not gay but i can't find a picture 😢

Obviously both of those two men are queerer than two dollar bills.

Or is it a three dollar bill ...

ewwww, gross .... wtf

It's still yesterday for me .. I just got off work two hours ago, and so it's bedtime for me.


Good morning for you, though ... there over yonder

Posted by everevolvingepithet
^like these 2 fine and dapper lady-men, rigor?

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! they are sooo gay they're off the scale!! i would like that look for myself though...love the dress suity things. i'm gonna have to find a picture otherwise people will be under the illusion that european men are a bunch of faggots when they're NOT.

with bags like those, a guy would have to mince rather than walk with a manly gait as they do here.

hey bling i LOVE viz...don't think the americans would get the humour though don't you think?

good night P...sweet dreams hun 🙂

TAH DAAAAAH!!!

this is like the scorp's at work. they are about 10" x 6" in your weird imperial measures and they are NOT gay!!

Posted by IntriguedScorp
As for trimming? Okay, fine. That's just good manners. But bald? Not sure about that. Then again, European men still love the the (thong) Speedo so I guess its necessary. lol

OMG WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THE IDEA EUROPEAN MEN LOVE SPEEEEEDOS INTRIGUED!!!!!!!!!

they went out with the ark...even in europe!!

i love a completely baldicoot undercarriage in a man. pubes harbour sweat and they smell of wee and are just gross PLUS you get bits stuck in your teeth 😛

even the english men in spain whip it all off...(*whisper* - apparently it makes it look bigger)

seriously, i have no idea what god was playing at giving us all that unnecessary fur trimming but as far as i'm concerned, as with the foreskin, it simply has to come off.

Posted by Sutekh
man bags is gay as hell.

Just call it what it is a purse.


and the only way you should carry a purse is if you have a vagina nuff said.

it's not a damn purse! why don't you guys learn english the proper way? a purse is where a woman keeps her money and she keeps her purse in her handbag...they are separate entities.

i date men who carry man bags and manscape and i can PROMISE you they aren't gay.

although to be honest, so many men have a butt-fucking fixation, i wouldn't be surprised if the lot of you don't have gay tendancies 😛

Posted by IntriguedScorp
I saw many speedos when I lived and travelled in Europe. Too many. 😛

speedos are a crime against humanity.

Posted by everevolvingepithet
It's not a purse, it's a satchel.

fuckin' love that movie!!

What the hell do they carry in a satchel?

No to clean shaven/waxed. I like knowing I'm up next to a man, not a pre-pubescent boy. If I saw a man clutching a wee purse I'd think he was either homosexual or had mental issues.

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Posted by IntriguedScorp
As for trimming? Okay, fine. That's just good manners. But bald? Not sure about that. Then again, European men still love the the (thong) Speedo so I guess its necessary. lol

OMG WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THE IDEA EUROPEAN MEN LOVE SPEEEEEDOS INTRIGUED!!!!!!!!!

they went out with the ark...even in europe!!

i love a completely baldicoot undercarriage in a man. pubes harbour sweat and they smell of wee and are just gross PLUS you get bits stuck in your teeth 😛

even the english men in spain whip it all off...(*whisper* - apparently it makes it look bigger)

seriously, i have no idea what god was playing at giving us all that unnecessary fur trimming but as far as i'm concerned, as with the foreskin, it simply has to come off.

I'll cut off my foreskin when you cut off your inner labia..

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well female circumcision is a whole other thread ian!! they don't just cut off the inner labia either. the clit gets the chop too and then the vagina is stitched together to leave a small hole. this is usually done WITHOUT anaesthethic when a girl is aged 14. it's a barbaric practice that happens in countries such as somalia....david bowie's wife iman was circumcised in this way and endeavours to have the practice abolished. i wrote an article on this for cosmo magazine about 15 years ago.

the theory behind it is that it is supposed to stop women being promiscuous and increases the pleasure for a man. unbelievably, it is the MOTHERS who take their daughters to have this 'procedure' carried out which is probably what perpetuates the practice.

male circumcision, like kosher food, is a tradition that was borne out of biblical times and was for purely health reasons...without a foreskin, it's easier to keep a penis clean and as far as kosher food is concerned, it was impossible to preserve pig meat and seafood for very long and so they didn't eat it on that basis. there is absolutely no excuse or reason or justification for female circumcision...although i know you meant it as a joke so i'm not having a go at you 🙂

my son's father is a goy...a gentile and he refused to have him circumcised when he was born. consequently, he

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Posted by Xin
What the hell do they carry in a satchel?

Oh fuck how could I forget satchels. Here's ol' one I found in storage, I had another smaller one that came with a gasmask in it I got from an Ol'army supply shop can't find it though, but I loved that thing. The mask I made into a bong 🙂. I used to rock a few back in the day when I was into art we had a 'crew with a little logo on most of the gear. So mine carried mostly paint/supplies which is why there's shit all over it lol






I guess technically man bags are more business while satchels are more casual, Murses are hella metro either way.

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Hahah a Murse. What kind of art? I was about to say did you carry the bag or drag it? Cause it looks like ass. *Laughs*

LOL.. and don't make me get on my soapbox about not circumcising boys. 😛

there's nothing wrong with uncut at all i imagine...i just don't think i've seen one in real life, lol!! just realised that too....i have to find one and check for ya bling 😛

i remember an 80's skinhead band called the 'fore skins' lol. beautiful play on words considering they were jew hating facists...i always thought that was quite clever though really although i never said it out loud.

'the four skins'

Posted by everevolvingepithet
What's wrong with uncut?😢

Nothing. 🙂 Just need to teach your boys basic cleanliness. Leave it the hell alone with dipe changes save gentle cleansing. The foreskin does not loosen till around age 5. Ignorance and laziness ( that and getting sucked into med community flailings ) usually does more harm than good. They won't teach this, but will be more than happy to show you info on John..the poor sap that had to get snipped in later years. 1 in how many millions was it?

Posted by IntriguedScorp
I just want to say "murse." 🙂

Me too! Murses!!! So rockin!

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Posted by everevolvingepithet
What's wrong with uncut?😢

Nothing. 🙂 Just need to teach your boys basic cleanliness. Leave it the hell alone with dipe changes save gentle cleansing. The foreskin does not loosen till around age 5. Ignorance and laziness ( that and getting sucked into med community flailings ) usually does more harm than good. They won't teach this, but will be more than happy to show you info on John..the poor sap that had to get snipped in later years. 1 in how many millions was it?

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Ew! I personally don't like it. It's yuck!

LOL It's because you are not used to seeing it that way. We've been taught it's 'unnatural'. Erm, excuse me? Lads are born that way, doesn't get more natural than that.

I left my son uncut. Figured it should be up to him, not me.

^ Yes'm. I figured birth was enough trauma for one day.

oi vey.....

^ LOL

hahaha.

If someone hasn't posted any of the "Joey" scenes from Friends i'll be disgusted.

well, i'm glad this thread is back cos it's quite topical, being summer (in some countries anyway, lol). personally, i just don't like pubes on a man at all...not even a landing strip. they get all sweaty and wee smelling and just revooolting. chest and leg hair is acceptable (if reasonably sparse in growth). however, back hair? very undesirable indeed.

so unless he's had a back, sack and crack...i'm not going there.

i watched 'the dictator' over the weekend and now i have an enduring image of sacha baron cohen slamming his extremely hairy pubic area against a high rise window. i'm hoping it was some kind of pube wig cos otherwise he's letting our people down.....not even a trim!!! ewwww.

it's a cool film. great satire. recommended 🙂

Posted by R1g0rM0rT1s
in continental europe, men use cute little bags on a shoulder strap, which we call 'manbags'. they also shave EVERYTHING off (which is awesome imo). men of other nationalities seem to cling to their pubes like they have samson-like qualities and wouldn't be seen dead with a manbag.

so ladies and gentlemen, what's your view on this?

(of course as it's the scorp board, i use the terms ladies and gentlemen very loosely)

man-bags? Sounds more like "fag-bags" as the term might be used by those men who wouldn't be caught dead carrying one.

Nothing wrong with Samson, IMHO. He brought down the house, don't ya know?!

Now... I DO agree with the issue of women lookin' like hairy apes. Please keep the fur coats in proper perspective.

My ex-Libra who is a German shaved his testicles.