Scorpio and sex!!

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If I hear another person do a whoop! whoop! sound,when a female mention she's a scorpio am gonna seriously hurt them.😢
This shows how little they know about us scorpio female.
Not because a girl is scorpio means your gonna have a sex maniac.
For a scorpio to give herself to you...you need to be above par....
1)We hate sleazy chat up lines.
2)Dont assume because you brought us a drink/gift your in there.
3)Appearance is important to us.
4)No ambition or lack of job need not apply.
5)We cant stand flirts-dont think you can try it on with us and proceed to work the room with your charm.
6)Yes we are magnetic....but if we are with you and happy we will not cheat.
7)Happiness for us,is more than material stuff. We are not that shallow. You need to understand our intensity and emotions AND be prepared to go there with us.
8)No emotional connection=no sex. Simple!!
9)If months as passed and still no sex...then we need to talk. It doesnt mean we are no longer in love with you,but it means they are cracks in the wall. So get your DIY kit out.
10)Love to us is serious business....dont say if you dont mean it.

🙂
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If you mean is my count at 10? No, its a lot lower than that



I am both proud and disappointed with you at the same time. So conflicted!



It would be 0, but my ex pressured me and then I realized how much I liked sex. Yes, quite conflicted. Religion is partially the reason for that



Well whatever, you are still my favorite little Sag bunny 😛
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Aww well thanks 🙂 I prefer fox 😉
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If you mean is my count at 10? No, its a lot lower than that



I am both proud and disappointed with you at the same time. So conflicted!



It would be 0, but my ex pressured me and then I realized how much I liked sex. Yes, quite conflicted. Religion is partially the reason for that



Well whatever, you are still my favorite little Sag bunny 😛



Aww well thanks 🙂 I prefer fox 😉



Sweety, in this universe, I'm the predator, you are the prey. Be the bunny 😛
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I'm not docile enough to be a bunny 😛
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Emotional connection is important because when a scorpio as sex,its more than just meeting of 2 bodies.
We want you to feel the intensity n passion deeply.
And we can tell if your not there with us.

The poster who knows a scorp who's slept with 30ppl,am not going to assume that's a scorpio gone bad.
However I reckon she's searching for something and still hasn't found it.
She needs to stop n re-evaluate.
Also she could share a bed but still no sex!!

And not a lot of fellas get the emotional connection bit-thats why they end up feeling disappointed,when the sex aint on tap!
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between the area between a man's eyes and the size of his chimichanga.

hmm.. i guess, scorps fall in love easily then? the scorps i know have bang bang banged almost everyone they have come to know of their age. so, what im sayin is, could it have been possible for those certain scorps to have fallen in love with those dudes? i wonder that because the scorps here are sayin there MUST be a soul(/aka love) connection.

now.. if that is so they are wierd for believing so easily in the idealization of love.
or b. they are full of it and only speak of how theyd like things to be instead of how they really were.



I could tell a scorp stung the crap out of you........
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accused all the time.

I'm also positive that there are often stories made up about us from people who have felt "scorned" in one way or another because they didn't get the attention they thought they were warranted.

There are more times I can count where I've been propositioned but the number of times I've actually connected with someone on an emotional level has been limited.




Hahaha.....Yup nail right on the head.
Your a flirt,a tease,etc etc. Heard it all before.
Am not saying we are nuns,I could easily sit in a board rm fill with male ceo's and keep the flrting/banter going.
However they all know my position and that its harmless banter.
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guys should stop going to the clubs and start going to church to see some real drama, freaks, hypocites, hot-asses; just come in with a Dandy-gentelman type of swag, a new Mercedes benz, talk about how you do community services, talk about how you eat vegetarian dishes (but love eating pork when noone is around). Youget it, bullbutters like that and you're in........you and thank me later fellas.
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I'm not lieing...there are some crazy boyfriend-swooping stories, good-girl-gone-whorish chicks,student-and-teacher quip-pro-quo relationships,Gang-bang senarios, crazy locker room games (Both male and female locker rooms), Principal-fucking-his-secretary story, voodoo-headless-chicken stories, all-sorts-of-drugs locker room stories, female teachers stealing eachothers everything......and the list goes going going going like the energizer bunnny...you bunnies.
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Reminds me of the film 'Wedding Crashers", lol 🙂
Rachel McAdams....rrrrrrrr !😛




Wedding crashes, lol....I love this movie because it kind-of reminded me of my high school.


Did you have someone like Christopher Walken there ?
That would be next level of awesome!
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Hey how did you know...that was Mr. Cole the school security gaurd/school plumber/school handy man/landscaping gardner/cook/librarian/Intramural sport Coach/ after-school detention room supervisor
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One time, me and my libra girl friend and my aries girl friend stole his keychain full of the master keys to all the rooms and equipments; just to fuck with him (we were bored). Man, that guy almost got a heart attack, and the school was paralyzed for two whole days until Mr. Cole found his keys. We were interviewd by the principal. We returned his keys to his lawn-mower go-cart and made it look like he didn't search properly. And, yes, we did make copies of all the keys
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The poster who knows a scorp who's slept with 30ppl,am not going to assume that's a scorpio gone bad.
However I reckon she's searching for something and still hasn't found it.
She needs to stop n re-evaluate.
Also she could share a bed but still no sex!!

And not a lot of fellas get the emotional connection bit-thats why they end up feeling disappointed,when the sex aint on tap!



Yeah she really is struggling with wanting to just find that one person for her. Thankfully she has a bf now so she has slowed down and is with one man. She used to call me crying, drunk because things didnt work out with the guy she slept with. She's good at attracting them, but bad at keeping them. :/
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Posted by FemmeScorpion
If I hear another person do a whoop! whoop! sound,when a female mention she's a scorpio am gonna seriously hurt them.😢
This shows how little they know about us scorpio female.
Not because a girl is scorpio means your gonna have a sex maniac.
For a scorpio to give herself to you...you need to be above par....
1)We hate sleazy chat up lines.
2)Dont assume because you brought us a drink/gift your in there.
3)Appearance is important to us.
4)No ambition or lack of job need not apply.
5)We cant stand flirts-dont think you can try it on with us and proceed to work the room with your charm.
6)Yes we are magnetic....but if we are with you and happy we will not cheat.
7)Happiness for us,is more than material stuff. We are not that shallow. You need to understand our intensity and emotions AND be prepared to go there with us.
8)No emotional connection=no sex. Simple!!
9)If months as passed and still no sex...then we need to talk. It doesnt mean we are no longer in love with you,but it means they are cracks in the wall. So get your DIY kit out.
10)Love to us is serious business....dont say if you dont mean it.

🙂



This is all true.. but I think the 'whoop whoop' is because we're so damn GOOD at it. 😉
And once that emotional connection is there.. we ARE sex maniacs. In every sense.
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Oh, and merely for the record, never been "stung" by a Scorp.. Most likely never will 😉. ANd even if it were to happen, remain assured that my opinion would more than likely remain objective.




aahhhh those poor Scorps.

what about Gems? u cool with them?

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