straight up, scorp girls

Ok-here you go girls? You don't have to be so pretty or so precious for us guys. Most are not looking for a beautiful model girlfriend!

It is so simple and lots of you girls don't get it.

The right attitude and just hangin' in there means a lot to us guys.

Just spend the time, and show you care. If you want the guy, that simple? Guys are stupid creatures and it does not take much to woo a nice guy.

Everybody gets so down on all this bull butter.

Just hang in there girls, it is not that tough.

I can tell you all wild stories, love lost and love found.

You girls just need to realize, we don't care about a few extra pounds. It all comes down to your attitude. A fun playful demeanor, you girls have no idea how far that goes? Every single one of you can do it, you all have the sparkle in your eyes, all it takes!

I would love to find me a fun compatible soul mate. I really don't much care what she looks like. Yea if she is hot that's cool, but she must be fun. If we play and get along real well who cares about the rest, this is so much more important!

I'm trying to make a point here girls. I don't care if I'm hot or you are hot, who gives a flip. In the end we must get along. That is the key to everything.

I cruise out here in MX and seen it all in action. You must have a very high level of compatibility?

All ya'll need to get off the freakin' computer, walk on the beach, enjoy the fall weather and just go enjoy your lifes? Get off the virtual world? Never know who you might meet out there!!

David

My name's David too. Awesome.

Well, I am. Sort off.

I is coming to Spain!!!!!!!!! No I kidd. Yes it is I. Muhahahahaha! Where's my ducky?

P.S.

Weasel.

Honestly I just want to tap that ass. Can't blame me for being honest right? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

No, no lol. Man only if Merc was here he'd laugh his ass off at that statement. It's slang hahahahah.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I like where this thread is going. Yes it does. You know what's a good song by Foreigner? Jukebox Hero. I don't know why but I like it. The salamander thing was awesome. Mad propz to ya dawg.

This can only go two ways. She'll be freaked out or she'll be incredibly intrigued at the notion.

(Please be the second one for the love of god please be the second one!)


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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An irritated Roxi makes me laugh.

Fine by me hahahahaha. I'll go the other way. By the way i like how those jeans contour around your ass like that. The pockets also emphasize the roundness. The light top also makes it stand out in the right fashion in that setting. And yes I just said all those things.

I don't care to be honest. Plus you'd have to have a ton of guts to do that to me.

I win.

Of course it's me. I'm just listening to Hall and Oates right now so chill out.

So what's everyone wearing right now?

I'm wearin shoes indoors. I know pretty bad ass.

Really? Damn. Well you know what let's both wear socks with sandals and then if anyone gives us the stink eye we can throw them off a roof. or just make fun of their childhood insecurities. Whichever the occasion calls for.

Well, it was a decent effort.

"Yum....your breasts seem to be trying to get away."

I bet you say that to all the guys.

Dave that was sweet, but most scorp women I know (self included) could care less what anyone else think about us. We are the queens of confidence and being comfortable with who we are. Not that we all don't have something to work on, or would like to improve, but we have never been short on confidence. I am sure women of other zodiacs can use this info.
Thanks anyway...

Holy crap that was funny.

I'm really sorry I started this post. I posted it elsewhere and there was more intelligent feedback...

NOT HERE!!

Ya'll can take it up the ass somewhere else!!