Tales from a drunken Scorpio

So Scorpio men and women, tell us your stories with alcohol. Ever done anything embarrassing, stupid or brave? And if you have any scorpio friends do tell us a good story.

I dated one who used to drink so much & I mean almost daily. LOL, he even had a display of foreign alcohol as his most prized possession, like how some people show-off trophies & such.

Anyway, every single time he was drunk he used to call his mother crying, just to say how much he misses her. He'd do this until she tells him to stop calling & go to sleep, because she could tell he was drunk. When his mother says this, he'll get even more emotional, insisting that he is NOT drunk. It was odd to experience but at the same time I understood because his elderly mother was in another country, so he truly missed her a lot.

Just recently made out with a very close homegirl of mine on New Year who is a Sag, her boyfriend is a Scorpio.
My excuse was I was very drunk, lost majority of my inhibition and did black out for the first time that night ... who am I kidding - that's a horrible excuse.