Terrible Indian news

Yum, you should post on the politics board more. You'd be an excellent addition.

But typically, he is into those kinds of things. You know what I meant.

Yes because most people carry a pot of ice water on them.

I don't pack a nine anymore, I pack a pot.

For a two hundred and seven year old man, you sure do have alot of aggresssion. I suppose I'll just wish you a happy birthday instead of telling a joke.

"the look so damn cute but monkeys are seriously dangerous animals."

Yeah, we have to remember that they are our (very)distant relatives.

"scorpius: i don't think it was a politically motivated attack!"

I wouldn't be too sure about that if I were you.

I mean, come on, is this really a coincidence:

"The city has long struggled to counter its plague of monkeys, which invade government complexes and temples, snatch food and scare passers-by.

The High Court ordered the city to find an answer to the problem last year.

Solution elusive

One approach has been to train bands of larger, more ferocious langur monkeys to go after the smaller groups of Rhesus macaques.

The city has also employed monkey catchers to round them up so they can be moved to forests."

I wouldn't be surprised if the mayor finds his deputy's head under his blanket when he wakes up this morning.