Your favorite scorpionic joke...

Whether you yourself are a scorpio or not, we all have scorpio friends. If you dont, well I'm sorry for you. Go find yourself one.

I've always thought scorpios have a sharp and witty sense of humor. Biting sometimes, but always hilarious.

Share some of your favorite jokes by your scorpio friends.

cute 🙂

one of my college friends is a scorp and we were hanging out on campus. some guy from one of his classes says to him really snidely, "i know a girl with the same shoulder bag as yours"

my friend immediately says, "yea? well i know a girl with the same boobs as yours"

Posted by BullGem

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I've always thought scorpios have a sharp and witty sense of humor. Biting sometimes, but always hilarious.

I'm with you on that.
In another thread I said that my scorp friend has a killer sense of humor...always a subtle insult underneath the surface...but so funny!
Last year for New Year's we went to an all white party (you know...the symbolical sense of the color...starting fresh and new into a new year).
I had bought this amazing dress and when I was getting out of my bedroom, since he came to pick me up, he just put a hand up to stop me (his face all serious, not a trace of humour) and said: "I don't think you'll want people to think you're my escort, do you?"
I was floored. I really loved the dress. So i'm looking down at myself and then he goes (again...with a straight face): "Kiddind, let's go!"
Man, I wanted to both kill and kiss him.

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"I wanted to both kill and kiss him"

Kinda Kinky, don't ya think?
I mean, someone, a Sagittarian once said
to me "I love you but I want to choke you"
I thought the same thing then.
Actually, I thought "That sounds kinda kinky".

Posted by BullGem

"I wanted to both kill and kiss him"

Kinda Kinky, don't ya think?
I mean, someone, a Sagittarian once said
to me "I love you but I want to choke you"
I thought the same thing then.
Actually, I thought "That sounds kinda kinky".

To me that defines the relationship between these two signs
Love+ hate= kinda kinky 😉

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But what I want to know is why she wants to choke me.

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Ha! like you don't know *she says knowingly*

No, I honestly don't know.

Not a fan of scorpios at all but if there's one thing I like about them it's their humor. I had a best friend who was a scorpio and the funniest person I had ever met. All of her jokes were so funny but there was one that literally made me pee in my pants. We were in highschool and some guy she was dating made a comment about some girl named carly how she looks hott when she runs track in her black shorts. Well we all know scorpios take nothing lightly so she took it upon herself to make a bunch of signs she was planning to put all over his locker with things like "Carly runs track" "Lover Lover" "Thrust Thrust" "Bang Bang" "Tight Black Pants". I had detention that morning so before going in she gives me a few signs and tells me to meet her by his locker so we can tape the signs. I swear I never tried so hard to contain my laughter in my life! And to top it off I was in detention and there were times were a chuckle would come out and people were looking at me like I was crazy, and the fact that I was in tears from not being able to laugh made it worse. Well as soon I got out of detention I basically laughed the entire day to the point where my stomach was killing me. It was one of those things where you had to be there!

MissAquarius, your 1st line made me laugh, why arent u a fan? Have u ever dated 1 before? I also wasnt a fan before, the thought of dating one made me shudder (in disgust) bcoz of how they are portrayed- the traits were everything i didnt want and so on. But, here i am now..

In contribution to the topic, mine is not a joke but something that had me smh and grinning. Scorp guy and i were exiting his house, he was walking infront of me slowly- i walk very fast normally so i slapped his butt impatiently to keep him moving. He started play moaning and said- ooh yeah, spank me, babey! On the road he kept singing Smack That in an Akonish voice, lol

In contribution to the topic, mine is not a joke but something that had me smh and grinning. Scorp guy and i were exiting his house, he was walking infront of me slowly- i walk very fast normally so i slapped his butt impatiently to keep him moving. He started play moaning and said- ooh yeah, spank me, babey! On the road he kept singing Smack That in an Akonish voice, lol

exo.... lololololol. always straight faced too... you peeps. 😛 i think scorps in particular are very good at comedic timing and dead pan.

My lil scorpio sister's random text to me... "So I was changing in my room and noticed a bum on the sidewalk saw me. I flashed him. I've done my good deed for the day"

I thought this thread on the Aries forum was kinda funny..

http://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/aries/Golly-I-just-can-t-stand-you-people!-2587183.asp

Everyone was like *crickets* I don't get it.....*20 mins later* BAHAHAHA!

I thought it was funny 🙂

lol that kinda reminds me...

my lil sis thats scorpio... the ONLY joke i've ever told her that she actually liked and laughed at...

So two cannibals are eating a clown...

One of them stops and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"