How to get rid of a taurus

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Posted by Damnata
Not sure anyone mentioned it.

- Talk a lot (I think that's the basis of my problems with Taurus peeps)



Ha! I hate people who can't stop talking.. I love a good conversation, but when you just can't shut up for a minute.. I'm out..

Theres this hottie at the gym I go to. I'm pretty sure she's been crushing on me, annd always says hi. But the one time I took a moment to say hi back. She just talked and talked and talked. I couldn't get a word. I'm pretty sure she thinks I'm some big ass hole, or I hate her now. Because every time she sees me she smiles and says 'hey'. And I just tap on my headphone in my ear and keep walking... Lol
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Posted by TaurGuy
Posted by Damnata
Not sure anyone mentioned it.

- Talk a lot (I think that's the basis of my problems with Taurus peeps)



Ha! I hate people who can't stop talking.. I love a good conversation, but when you just can't shut up for a minute.. I'm out..

Theres this hottie at the gym I go to. I'm pretty sure she's been crushing on me, annd always says hi. But the one time I took a moment to say hi back. She just talked and talked and talked. I couldn't get a word. I'm pretty sure she thinks I'm some big ass hole, or I hate her now. Because every time she sees me she smiles and says 'hey'. And I just tap on my headphone in my ear and keep walking... Lol
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Oh God..no one puts their headphones on with me though so there might still be some hope for me?

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How to get rid of a Taurus.... Well, there can be 5 ways...

1. Rush them into making premature decisions before they're given the opportunity to explore, analyze or assess the situation.

2. Talk about yourself, and yourself....and yourself all over again, without asking us anything about ourselves.

3. Be allergic to affection, and have the finesse of a cold dead fish.

4. Hate sex. (We're horny individuals, we're just too conservative and polite to admit it.)

5. Refuse to brand yourselves as our property...PROPERTY OF A TAURUS...tattoos & brandings, will be highly acceptable. 😉
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Posted by TaurusBull1977
How to get rid of a Taurus.... Well, there can be 5 ways...

1. Rush them into making premature decisions before they're given the opportunity to explore, analyze or assess the situation.

2. Talk about yourself, and yourself....and yourself all over again, without asking us anything about ourselves.

3. Be allergic to affection, and have the finesse of a cold dead fish.

4. Hate sex. (We're horny individuals, we're just too conservative and polite to admit it.)

5. Refuse to brand yourselves as our property...PROPERTY OF A TAURUS...tattoos & brandings, will be highly acceptable. 😉



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Posted by Damnata
Posted by TaurusBull1977
and have the finesse of a cold dead fish.



So that's why you don't like us poor Virgos.
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Virgos don't have the finesse of a cold dead fish.

They just like to pretend they do 😉

Damnata, remember that thread about this woman who wanted to surprise her Virgo for his birthday?

Some posters suggested knitting a sweater, making pastries, something sentimental...

And I suggested she show up naked...

Damnata, I told you, Virgos have have world fooled...😉

Underneath that calm, composed exterior, lies a man on fire.

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Posted by TaurusBull1977

Damnata, I told you, Virgos have have world fooled...😉



Stop giving away our secrets.

But to paint a more accurate image of Virgos, in the interest of EARTH SIGN CREATURES.

When I was with my Cap ex, we lived in different cities. One night I decided I am going to go to his city and wake him up. I only wore a trenchcoat and nothing underneat. Keys to my house, cell phone and money for the train fare in my pockets.(aprox 8 hour ride)

It was so funny staying on the platform (I had to make a connection) and looking at people unaware of my secret. I reached his city early morning, woke his roommate up, threw him out of the room and fucked him til evening. Took a shower, put the trenchcoat on again and went home.
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Posted by TaurusBull1977

Damnata, I told you, Virgos have have world fooled...😉



Stop giving away our secrets.

But to paint a more accurate image of Virgos, in the interest of EARTH SIGN CREATURES.

When I was with my Cap ex, we lived in different cities. One night I decided I am going to go to his city and wake him up. I only wore a trenchcoat and nothing underneat. Keys to my house, cell phone and money for the train fare in my pockets.(aprox 8 hour ride)

It was so funny staying on the platform (I had to make a connection) and looking at people unaware of my secret. I reached his city early morning, woke his roommate up, threw him out of the room and fucked him til evening. Took a shower, put the trenchcoat on again and went home.
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I told you so 😉
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Posted by TaurusBull1977
How to get rid of a Taurus.... Well, there can be 5 ways...

1. Rush them into making premature decisions before they're given the opportunity to explore, analyze or assess the situation.

2. Talk about yourself, and yourself....and yourself all over again, without asking us anything about ourselves.

3. Be allergic to affection, and have the finesse of a cold dead fish.

4. Hate sex. (We're horny individuals, we're just too conservative and polite to admit it.)

5. Refuse to brand yourselves as our property...PROPERTY OF A TAURUS...tattoos & brandings, will be highly acceptable. 😉



Too conservative to admit it? HA!! You clearly don't know me.
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Posted by TaurusBull1977

Damnata, I told you, Virgos have have world fooled...😉



Stop giving away our secrets.

But to paint a more accurate image of Virgos, in the interest of EARTH SIGN CREATURES.

When I was with my Cap ex, we lived in different cities. One night I decided I am going to go to his city and wake him up. I only wore a trenchcoat and nothing underneat. Keys to my house, cell phone and money for the train fare in my pockets.(aprox 8 hour ride)

It was so funny staying on the platform (I had to make a connection) and looking at people unaware of my secret. I reached his city early morning, woke his roommate up, threw him out of the room and fucked him til evening. Took a shower, put the trenchcoat on again and went home.
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*jaw drops* I...... I need someone like this in my life......
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Posted by Damnata
Posted by TaurusBull1977

Damnata, I told you, Virgos have have world fooled...😉



Stop giving away our secrets.

But to paint a more accurate image of Virgos, in the interest of EARTH SIGN CREATURES.

When I was with my Cap ex, we lived in different cities. One night I decided I am going to go to his city and wake him up. I only wore a trenchcoat and nothing underneat. Keys to my house, cell phone and money for the train fare in my pockets.(aprox 8 hour ride)

It was so funny staying on the platform (I had to make a connection) and looking at people unaware of my secret. I reached his city early morning, woke his roommate up, threw him out of the room and fucked him til evening. Took a shower, put the trenchcoat on again and went home.



*jaw drops* I...... I need someone like this in my life......
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O_O Damnata, jesus...who would have thought you'd actually do such a thing...You seem so innocent and pure.
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Posted by virg_goki
ok, i posted that without reading the last comment.

I believe they take food more seriously than affection. SERIOUSLY



You're absolutely correct in this assumption....

Give me a bowl of the Taste of the Tropics Rum Raisin ice cream over an affectionate hug any day.

LOL

🙂

If he's in tuned with me....

He will just simply kiss and wipe the ice cream off my lips anyway.

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Posted by 2N3R
Posted by Damnata
Posted by TaurusBull1977

Damnata, I told you, Virgos have have world fooled...😉



Stop giving away our secrets.

But to paint a more accurate image of Virgos, in the interest of EARTH SIGN CREATURES.

When I was with my Cap ex, we lived in different cities. One night I decided I am going to go to his city and wake him up. I only wore a trenchcoat and nothing underneat. Keys to my house, cell phone and money for the train fare in my pockets.(aprox 8 hour ride)

It was so funny staying on the platform (I had to make a connection) and looking at people unaware of my secret. I reached his city early morning, woke his roommate up, threw him out of the room and fucked him til evening. Took a shower, put the trenchcoat on again and went home.



*jaw drops* I...... I need someone like this in my life......



O_O Damnata, jesus...who would have thought you'd actually do such a thing...You seem so I
nnocent and pure.
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You must not have seen the other things she's posted to have written this. 😆
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Damnata
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Why is the taurus board hell bent on exposing my innocent self?

I.IZ.INNOCENT.

But seriously I noticed one thing about Earth sign chicks. We all run the gamut between slut in the sheets, lady in the streets BUT..

1)Capricorn women..you can pick on the sexual vibe pretty well - makes me think of bondage and control -role play

2) Taurus chicks..you see the sexuality upfront..atunned to all senses. The end. No way can you miss it in a Taurus.

3) Virgo chicks..—..*confused looks*...always cracks me up.
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