I'll start 1. Change your mind/decision every 5 seconds *geminis* 2. Keep wanting to do something & never wanting to rest 3. Cook bad food 4. Instigating fights with one in view of the public (privacy is so important) 5...
How to get rid of a taurus
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5. Do not give reassurances.
6. Do not let someone know where they stand.
7. Lie.
8. Cheat.
9. Do not back up that mouth with action.
10. Be indecisive.
11. Be cruel.
12. Be drama laden.
13. Be needy or egocentric to the point of stupid.
14. Public scene or dressing down.
15. Talk over music..
6. Do not let someone know where they stand.
7. Lie.
8. Cheat.
9. Do not back up that mouth with action.
10. Be indecisive.
11. Be cruel.
12. Be drama laden.
13. Be needy or egocentric to the point of stupid.
14. Public scene or dressing down.
15. Talk over music..
Posted by venusianbull
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alright 5. Be insincere: this one also has to do with just being yourself, I don't know about ya'll but I can spot BS/fake miles away

^ Deffo.
Posted by venusianbull
5. Do not give reassurances.
6. Do not let someone know where they stand.
7. Lie.
8. Cheat.
9. Do not back up that mouth with action.
10. Be indecisive.
11. Be cruel.
12. Be drama laden.
13. Be needy or egocentric to the point of stupid.
14. Public scene or dressing down.
15. Talk over music..
Applause for No 17 lol. How do you know me so well?:o:/:>

Well...*polishing nails*...consider it a skill. 😄
Posted by xvll27
I'm confused what is this thread ? all about ^_^
I like Taurus people they got strong morals !
it's about how to turn a taurus off so that they don't want to be around you. Basically what taurus find unappealing

Straight up honesty will suffice.

LOL Right. That's it. I'm poking 'harem' in with 'Hitler, boring, and fat.'

Not sure anyone mentioned it.
- Talk a lot (I think that's the basis of my problems with Taurus peeps)
- Talk a lot (I think that's the basis of my problems with Taurus peeps)
Folks are really taking the whole harem talk too seriously.
Believe those threads started as a joke when that Cancer chick kept posting about her Taurus BF and his "harem of women". Not that there's no truth to every joke, but really... 😛
Believe those threads started as a joke when that Cancer chick kept posting about her Taurus BF and his "harem of women". Not that there's no truth to every joke, but really... 😛
I like people who talk a lot over the silent observers. tbh, I can chatter mindlessly for a while.

Posted by Damnata
Not sure anyone mentioned it.
- Talk a lot (I think that's the basis of my problems with Taurus peeps)
Ha! I hate people who can't stop talking.. I love a good conversation, but when you just can't shut up for a minute.. I'm out..
Theres this hottie at the gym I go to. I'm pretty sure she's been crushing on me, annd always says hi. But the one time I took a moment to say hi back. She just talked and talked and talked. I couldn't get a word. I'm pretty sure she thinks I'm some big ass hole, or I hate her now. Because every time she sees me she smiles and says 'hey'. And I just tap on my headphone in my ear and keep walking... Lol

Be an asshole. And I don't mean just to Taurus but TO EVERYONE around Taurus.

Posted by TaurGuyPosted by Damnata
Not sure anyone mentioned it.
- Talk a lot (I think that's the basis of my problems with Taurus peeps)
Ha! I hate people who can't stop talking.. I love a good conversation, but when you just can't shut up for a minute.. I'm out..
Theres this hottie at the gym I go to. I'm pretty sure she's been crushing on me, annd always says hi. But the one time I took a moment to say hi back. She just talked and talked and talked. I couldn't get a word. I'm pretty sure she thinks I'm some big ass hole, or I hate her now. Because every time she sees me she smiles and says 'hey'. And I just tap on my headphone in my ear and keep walking... Lolclick to expand
Oh God..no one puts their headphones on with me though so there might still be some hope for me?

Posted by scorchedearthPosted by Damnata
Not sure anyone mentioned it.
- Talk a lot (I think that's the basis of my problems with Taurus peeps)
i've told you i prefer that. smh.click to expand
Not sure what to say about that, mountain. You might have a lot of birds chirping in the trees in the forest but you're still a mountain.

How to get rid of a Taurus.... Well, there can be 5 ways...
1. Rush them into making premature decisions before they're given the opportunity to explore, analyze or assess the situation.
2. Talk about yourself, and yourself....and yourself all over again, without asking us anything about ourselves.
3. Be allergic to affection, and have the finesse of a cold dead fish.
4. Hate sex. (We're horny individuals, we're just too conservative and polite to admit it.)
5. Refuse to brand yourselves as our property...PROPERTY OF A TAURUS...tattoos & brandings, will be highly acceptable. 😉
1. Rush them into making premature decisions before they're given the opportunity to explore, analyze or assess the situation.
2. Talk about yourself, and yourself....and yourself all over again, without asking us anything about ourselves.
3. Be allergic to affection, and have the finesse of a cold dead fish.
4. Hate sex. (We're horny individuals, we're just too conservative and polite to admit it.)
5. Refuse to brand yourselves as our property...PROPERTY OF A TAURUS...tattoos & brandings, will be highly acceptable. 😉

Posted by venusianbull
5. Do not give reassurances.
6. Do not let someone know where they stand.
7. Lie.
8. Cheat.
9. Do not back up that mouth with action.
10. Be indecisive.
11. Be cruel.
12. Be drama laden.
13. Be needy or egocentric to the point of stupid.
14. Public scene or dressing down.
15. Talk over music..
Yes to all of the above....

Posted by TaurusBull1977
and have the finesse of a cold dead fish.
So that's why you don't like us poor Virgos.

Posted by 2N3R
Be an asshole. And I don't mean just to Taurus but TO EVERYONE around Taurus.
Good one! I will crush you like a bug.

Posted by venusianbullPosted by 2N3R
Be an asshole. And I don't mean just to Taurus but TO EVERYONE around Taurus.
Good one! I will crush you like a bug.click to expand
This thread just got violent 😄

Posted by TaurusBull1977
How to get rid of a Taurus.... Well, there can be 5 ways...
1. Rush them into making premature decisions before they're given the opportunity to explore, analyze or assess the situation.
2. Talk about yourself, and yourself....and yourself all over again, without asking us anything about ourselves.
3. Be allergic to affection, and have the finesse of a cold dead fish.
4. Hate sex. (We're horny individuals, we're just too conservative and polite to admit it.)
5. Refuse to brand yourselves as our property...PROPERTY OF A TAURUS...tattoos & brandings, will be highly acceptable. 😉
.....


Posted by DamnataPosted by TaurusBull1977
and have the finesse of a cold dead fish.
So that's why you don't like us poor Virgos.click to expand
Virgos don't have the finesse of a cold dead fish.
They just like to pretend they do 😉
Damnata, remember that thread about this woman who wanted to surprise her Virgo for his birthday?
Some posters suggested knitting a sweater, making pastries, something sentimental...
And I suggested she show up naked...
Damnata, I told you, Virgos have have world fooled...😉
Underneath that calm, composed exterior, lies a man on fire.

Posted by TaurusBull1977
Damnata, I told you, Virgos have have world fooled...😉
Stop giving away our secrets.
But to paint a more accurate image of Virgos, in the interest of EARTH SIGN CREATURES.
When I was with my Cap ex, we lived in different cities. One night I decided I am going to go to his city and wake him up. I only wore a trenchcoat and nothing underneat. Keys to my house, cell phone and money for the train fare in my pockets.(aprox 8 hour ride)
It was so funny staying on the platform (I had to make a connection) and looking at people unaware of my secret. I reached his city early morning, woke his roommate up, threw him out of the room and fucked him til evening. Took a shower, put the trenchcoat on again and went home.


@Juicybaby214
LOL.
#5 was technically a joke...but still a suggestion I would never be opposed to.
If my name was tattooed (on the chest) of the love of my life...
That would be my ultimate high!
LOL.
#5 was technically a joke...but still a suggestion I would never be opposed to.
If my name was tattooed (on the chest) of the love of my life...
That would be my ultimate high!

Posted by DamnataPosted by TaurusBull1977
Damnata, I told you, Virgos have have world fooled...😉
Stop giving away our secrets.
But to paint a more accurate image of Virgos, in the interest of EARTH SIGN CREATURES.
When I was with my Cap ex, we lived in different cities. One night I decided I am going to go to his city and wake him up. I only wore a trenchcoat and nothing underneat. Keys to my house, cell phone and money for the train fare in my pockets.(aprox 8 hour ride)
It was so funny staying on the platform (I had to make a connection) and looking at people unaware of my secret. I reached his city early morning, woke his roommate up, threw him out of the room and fucked him til evening. Took a shower, put the trenchcoat on again and went home.click to expand
I told you so 😉

Posted by TaurusBull1977
How to get rid of a Taurus.... Well, there can be 5 ways...
1. Rush them into making premature decisions before they're given the opportunity to explore, analyze or assess the situation.
2. Talk about yourself, and yourself....and yourself all over again, without asking us anything about ourselves.
3. Be allergic to affection, and have the finesse of a cold dead fish.
4. Hate sex. (We're horny individuals, we're just too conservative and polite to admit it.)
5. Refuse to brand yourselves as our property...PROPERTY OF A TAURUS...tattoos & brandings, will be highly acceptable. 😉
Too conservative to admit it? HA!! You clearly don't know me.

Posted by DamnataPosted by TaurusBull1977
Damnata, I told you, Virgos have have world fooled...😉
Stop giving away our secrets.
But to paint a more accurate image of Virgos, in the interest of EARTH SIGN CREATURES.
When I was with my Cap ex, we lived in different cities. One night I decided I am going to go to his city and wake him up. I only wore a trenchcoat and nothing underneat. Keys to my house, cell phone and money for the train fare in my pockets.(aprox 8 hour ride)
It was so funny staying on the platform (I had to make a connection) and looking at people unaware of my secret. I reached his city early morning, woke his roommate up, threw him out of the room and fucked him til evening. Took a shower, put the trenchcoat on again and went home.click to expand
*jaw drops* I...... I need someone like this in my life......

We were young, in lust and in love

DXP is on crack, so forget what I was going to say.

Posted by DamnataPosted by venusianbullclick to expand
LOL CP is a damned fine grillsman. Of course you're invited for my cooking. 🙂

ugh the quote function is trolling everyone.
really VB?
*squeals in delight*
I am so going to have a cooking tour in the US when I visit 😄
really VB?
*squeals in delight*
I am so going to have a cooking tour in the US when I visit 😄

In a taurean's head, which is worse? Cheating or Inconsistency? I know those two are in the top ten of the list..

Really really Damnata. 🙂
Here's another one: witholding sex and affection, mainly affection.
Posted by Tumelo
Here's another one: witholding sex and affection, mainly affection.
YES=mind games. Big no-no.

Why Goki, get ready for a long and merciless whipping. 😛
Posted by 2N3RPosted by DamnataPosted by TaurusBull1977
Damnata, I told you, Virgos have have world fooled...😉
Stop giving away our secrets.
But to paint a more accurate image of Virgos, in the interest of EARTH SIGN CREATURES.
When I was with my Cap ex, we lived in different cities. One night I decided I am going to go to his city and wake him up. I only wore a trenchcoat and nothing underneat. Keys to my house, cell phone and money for the train fare in my pockets.(aprox 8 hour ride)
It was so funny staying on the platform (I had to make a connection) and looking at people unaware of my secret. I reached his city early morning, woke his roommate up, threw him out of the room and fucked him til evening. Took a shower, put the trenchcoat on again and went home.
*jaw drops* I...... I need someone like this in my life......click to expand
O_O Damnata, jesus...who would have thought you'd actually do such a thing...You seem so innocent and pure.
Gemini, I would say cheating ranks higher...the love dies and will never be the same.
Inconsistency is more like nails on a chalkboard - annoying. Then proceeds to turn you off (after a while, bcuz we're slow lol).
Inconsistency is more like nails on a chalkboard - annoying. Then proceeds to turn you off (after a while, bcuz we're slow lol).

Definitely Tumelo. Not in my world.

LOL No, affection rules. Even over food.

Posted by lisabethur8
O_O Damnata, jesus...who would have thought you'd actually do such a thing...You seem so innocent and pure.
I do, don't I? You sarcastic Aqua 😛

Agreed.
Yet. For me it's:
Respect* Love*Reciprocity*Affection*Sex*Food.
All tangled together. One flows to the other and back again.
Yet. For me it's:
Respect* Love*Reciprocity*Affection*Sex*Food.
All tangled together. One flows to the other and back again.

Posted by virg_goki
ok, i posted that without reading the last comment.
I believe they take food more seriously than affection. SERIOUSLY
You're absolutely correct in this assumption....
Give me a bowl of the Taste of the Tropics Rum Raisin ice cream over an affectionate hug any day.
LOL
🙂
If he's in tuned with me....
He will just simply kiss and wipe the ice cream off my lips anyway.

Posted by scorchedearth
i could be with someone forever that had a terrible accident and not have sex anymore as long as the rest of the relationship was strong. in that sense sex is less important than food. 😛
Thats V. noble 🙂

Posted by lisabethur8Posted by 2N3RPosted by DamnataPosted by TaurusBull1977
Damnata, I told you, Virgos have have world fooled...😉
Stop giving away our secrets.
But to paint a more accurate image of Virgos, in the interest of EARTH SIGN CREATURES.
When I was with my Cap ex, we lived in different cities. One night I decided I am going to go to his city and wake him up. I only wore a trenchcoat and nothing underneat. Keys to my house, cell phone and money for the train fare in my pockets.(aprox 8 hour ride)
It was so funny staying on the platform (I had to make a connection) and looking at people unaware of my secret. I reached his city early morning, woke his roommate up, threw him out of the room and fucked him til evening. Took a shower, put the trenchcoat on again and went home.
*jaw drops* I...... I need someone like this in my life......
O_O Damnata, jesus...who would have thought you'd actually do such a thing...You seem so I
nnocent and pure.click to expand
You must not have seen the other things she's posted to have written this. 😆

Why is the taurus board hell bent on exposing my innocent self?
I.IZ.INNOCENT.
But seriously I noticed one thing about Earth sign chicks. We all run the gamut between slut in the sheets, lady in the streets BUT..
1)Capricorn women..you can pick on the sexual vibe pretty well - makes me think of bondage and control -role play
2) Taurus chicks..you see the sexuality upfront..atunned to all senses. The end. No way can you miss it in a Taurus.
3) Virgo chicks..—..*confused looks*...always cracks me up.
I.IZ.INNOCENT.
But seriously I noticed one thing about Earth sign chicks. We all run the gamut between slut in the sheets, lady in the streets BUT..
1)Capricorn women..you can pick on the sexual vibe pretty well - makes me think of bondage and control -role play
2) Taurus chicks..you see the sexuality upfront..atunned to all senses. The end. No way can you miss it in a Taurus.
3) Virgo chicks..—..*confused looks*...always cracks me up.
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