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lisabeth
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Posted by TaurusBull1977

Damnata, I told you, Virgos have have world fooled...😉


Stop giving away our secrets.
But to paint a more accurate image of Virgos, in the interest of EARTH SIGN CREATURES.
When I was with my Cap ex, we lived in different cities. One night I decided I am going to go to his city and wake him up. I only wore a trenchcoat and nothing underneat. Keys to my house, cell phone and money for the train fare in my pockets.(aprox 8 hour ride)
It was so funny staying on the platform (I had to make a connection) and looking at people unaware of my secret. I reached his city early morning, woke his roommate up, threw him out of the room and fucked him til evening. Took a shower, put the trenchcoat on again and went home.


*jaw drops* I...... I need someone like this in my life......


O_O Damnata, jesus...who would have thought you'd actually do such a thing...You seem so I
nnocent and pure.


You must not have seen the other things she's posted to have written this. 😆
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^__^ hehehe, she's not fooling anyone huh? 😛 If she wrote naughty stuff, i didn't get the memo 😄
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Posted by Damnata
Why is the taurus board hell bent on exposing my innocent self?

I.IZ.INNOCENT.

But seriously I noticed one thing about Earth sign chicks. We all run the gamut between slut in the sheets, lady in the streets BUT..

1)Capricorn women..you can pick on the sexual vibe pretty well - makes me think of bondage and control -role play

2) Taurus chicks..you see the sexuality upfront..atunned to all senses. The end. No way can you miss it in a Taurus.

3) Virgo chicks..—..*confused looks*...always cracks me up.



Well, this analogy perfectly explains the reason why a Capricorn woman was so attracted to me, and I knew it without her ever saying anything(for the most part because while she said nothing to me, I could hear her talking to everyone else). For such uptight, constipated looking and at times acting people, they are just too obvious, or maybe it's because as Earth, I know what they're doing. Your explanation of Taurus may be why everyone knows I want to horizontal mambo and with whom. Actually, they now assume I want to do everybody in some cases. In others, they are shocked at the amount of names I drop. 😆 As for Virgo, that's the best description. I was amazed the one I get along with at work has porn. That was rather unexpected for obvious reasons. 😆