Taurus have awful timing :D

"Overpriced handbag peddler Valentino, headed by the orange shoe leather goblin Valentino Garavani, was so excited to see its latest product in the Oscar-nominated hands of Amy Adams that they sent out a delighted press release boasting, "We are pleased to announce Amy Adams carrying the Valentino Garavany Rockstud Duble bag from the Spring/Summer 2014 collection on Feb. 6 in New York" attached to this image:



Problem is, Amy Adams isn't attending some movie premiere in that photo -- she's arriving at her friend Phillip Seymour Hoffman's funeral. This is only slightly more tasteful than Armani bragging about how awesome their latest suit looked on Phillip Seymour Hoffman's body.

Valentino quickly issued a hasty apology, insisting they hadn't realized the context of the photograph before sending out their dumbass self-congratulatory back slap."

Valentino is a 11 May Taurus..I would've never guessed it based on how ridiculous he looks.

Oh damn it...I'm so out of the fashion world. I've been trying to frame this orange alien for a while and I just had the best opportunity wasted.

Bummer!

I am still blaming it on some earth sign in the PR..we have bad timing as hell.

I heard it's hell for workers.

They even rival hardcore bankers in how many hours they put in and how much sweat goes into it.

Oh, I wished I had a childrens sewing machine..my little Leo cousin had one 🙂 Just think of how much fabulousness she will bring to fashion when she gets older 😄

LOL...I love it when Virgo criticisms backfire in ironic ways.

Posted by Damnata
I've been trying to frame this orange alien for a while and I just had the best opportunity wasted.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Posted by TaurusLovesScorpio
LOL...I love it when Virgo criticisms backfire in ironic ways.

Yeah, it's really funny 😄.

I swear I felt what the PR team must have felt over not double checking the facts.

Pangs of guilt. Then I remembered I'm a Virgo and we have no feelings so...it's still the orange alien's fault.

Pangs or no, he looks entirely too plastic, Oompa Loompa. I want to poke him with a stick and see if he moves. Have to watch the eye movement though...that much Botox would be hella hard to navigate.

Posted by venusianbull
Pangs or no, he looks entirely too plastic, Oompa Loompa. I want to poke him with a stick and see if he moves. Have to watch the eye movement though...that much Botox would be hella hard to navigate.

Too orange and too plastic. So is Donnatella Versace (who is also a Taurus)...


What a shame.


I love them both.

I don't get the orange...why dear God.

No one dodges the coffin forever.