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venusianbull
@venusianbull
15 Years25,000+ PostsTaurus

Comments: 438 · Posts: 33721 · Topics: 241
🙂 Hugs it is. Kyyyyyleeeeeeeeee. She's just a person. Same as you, same as me. She drools on her pillow at night at times, checks her nose for bats in the cave, uses the toilet, needs to bathe, whole bit. Now will you stop with this and remind yourself you've got a lot to offer a girl and ask for a DATE with that mocha latte you're going to throw away?
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venusianbull
@venusianbull
15 Years25,000+ PostsTaurus

Comments: 438 · Posts: 33721 · Topics: 241
In my world, that is not a dog, it's a rat. A real dog has a deep bark and some authority. Actually my uniform isn't quite as exciting as Hooters. Black trousers, and your choice ( now hang onto your unders here..it's THAT exciting ) of t-shirt in deep purple, hot pink, electric green or bright teal with "Follow me for a good meal..." emblazoned on the back. Company logo on the front. Hot, huh?
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