Story of my life. (Page 2)

But it's not you K. What possessed you man? 😛

lol Idk vb! I dont see you picking fights and cussing a storm up on here 😛

Ahhhhh see there. I usually do not. I pick my battles most carefully Spartan. Not that my temper doesn't flare, not that I'd not like to lay waste and crush someone under my heel..just that I choose not too. Some things are just so petty and inane it's not worth the expansion of energy.

lol! cool vb! I like kick ass and taking names. I like fights there fun!

LOL!! You butt kicker you!

lol, lets see what are you hmmm..... ticking time bomb!

I can be. My temper is AWESOME! If you saw me blow up you wouldn't believe it.

lol, i'd probley laugh vb 🙂 I bet in just like the song .

More than likely, which would make me angrier yet. If I was angry over a silly reason I'd laugh with you. 🙂

lol I know, then I would really laugh.

LOL Then I'd trip you. Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd...buh bye, as I run as fast as I can.

LOL always the hit and run with you vb 😛

LOL That's me, the human drive-by.

I need to brush up on my routine, getting too predictable by far. 😛

lol, you ganster! good thing I have a couple of fast cars too catch you with 😛

Knowing you you'd probably run me right over! 😛

naa! I wouldnt do that.....maybe just burnout on you like I did to a chipmonk, lol

LOL GREAT! Flat as pancake with tire treads on me. I better duck into a building or something. 😛

lol! poor chipmuck.... he was dead already. so I cleaned the road a lil.

then Ill get out on foot and chase you.

NOW we're getting somewhere! LOL Poor chipmunk.

LOL its a trap ! though you would trick me huh vb! didnt work !

LOL Trap. Heavens no. I'm quite obvious. The trap that isn't a trap. 😛

lol right, you want me too follow! this aries is smart two steps ahead 😛

Yes, I want you to follow. So I can trips ya AGAIN! 😛

lol I know that the point!!!! Ill be hot on the trail then BAM!!! hit in the head with somthing and knocked up then who knows what happens 😛

god damn it!!!!!!! seriously, I hate my brain. It doesnt work right!

I knew what you meant. It's alright K. 🙂 GEESH, can't take me out of the equation like that. Might bean one off my skullpan and do some serious injury there.

lol I know..... but seriously wtf! I hate having dial up connection!

But it's alright, it's just you. 🙂 Can't be anything but yourself Kyle.

lol I know, but its add. it sucks.

but yea, it has its pluses

So, tell me about them. 🙂

well there is a ton... Like Hyper focus, Impulsive,Intuitive,Multitasks, Optimistic

That sounds quite positive to me. 🙂 The impulsive..good, bad, both?

just different from people, but yea!

good, most of the time LOL. 😛

LOL Liiiiiiiiiiiiike? 😛

lol somtimes I think its a good Idea and it turns out too be bad

Ahhhhhso. How bad we talking here K. 'Bad' as in 'oopsie, I'll put that in the washing machine', or 'bad' as in a grain silo catching fire?

well.... I though throw smoke bomb would be pretty cool , like a smoke garnade like in call of duty, well I throw one into a bush and caught it on fire lol

Well if the bush wasn't so dry it would not have caught fire. LOL That's not TOO bad, anything else?

lol! not the bad huh. I think thats the badest thing ive done lol

That's not bad at all. LOL I've seen far, FAR worse. And that I'd chalk up too an accident.

lol, damn! I though it was.... whats worst then that

Well let's see, in my career of motherhood and babysitting for over a decade I have seen ( and this is all random here )

Spray painted garage - silver, inclusive of rider lawn mower
"Kitty needed a drink" ..kitty nearly drowned in toilet
Buzzed hair, including girls - ex left them out in bathroom...my it's quiet ..better go check, ahhh HOLY @#!!!
Buzzed dog..that went with buzzed hair
Kids goofing off with bow and arrow set, girl got shot in neck ( thank GOD no serious arrowhead on that )
Fire extinguisher powder all over garage
Baseball thrown against garage door, denting it to hell
Fruit tree stripped of bark
Mulberries smeared on side of house
Small bit of garden trampled ( supposed to be outside playing..not being destructive mind while I did dishes )
My craft paints gotten into resulting in hands/foot prints all up back of wood door, what a joy to clean that was
My son went through a phase where he thought his own poop was fingerpaint...
Permanent marker on dog
Permanent marker on self, floor, wall
Broken windshield from friends son being a dipshit
Screen busted in
Random cuts, scrapes, bruises.

And much much more I'm sure!

lol omg poop paint!!!!

Yehhhhhh, that was pretty bad. He was about 11 months old. If he was sitting on a stinkburger and I didn't catch it in time he was digging into his stash and smearing it on things. Needless to say I laid in bleach and learned to get really fast at catching the termite in action.

damn that sucks! I mainly play with fire.

dang thats so sick! poop paint thats a first ive heard

LMAO Wait till you're a father in future. If you think you've seen everything, JUST YOU WAIT.