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Posted by femmefatale
LOL sniper is like the man cave moderator.

He's always directing people to the relationship forum.
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Some folks go back to their exes because they hold onto memories when things were great while pushing the reasons they broke up to the the back burner, in my opinion.

Not always. I think every man here is expected to direct a topic elsewhere if it doesn't fit the cave so moderation is every man's/Scruffy's responsibility. I just step up to the plate occasionally lol 😄
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Posted by femmefatale
LOL sniper is like the man cave moderator.

He's always directing people to the relationship forum.
😛

Some folks go back to their exes because they hold onto memories when things were great while pushing the reasons they broke up to the the back burner, in my opinion.



He didn't even answer the question, like that's all he came to say lmao smh.
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Well I'll gladly answer now. They'd go back for the break up sex. Simply the best, everything else can be forsaken. Then afterwards it's done. I don't see why else they'd want to go back if it was never working out.
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@Cowpuncher.....Oh that's how it works, I see(roll eyes).



Yep. That's exactly how it works in the Man Cave.

It's almost like the policy is designed to dissuade the ladies from starting relationship threads here, isn't it? 🙂



I agree.
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Oh, look who's here...

Anyways, guys I will respect your little space but I needed primarily male advice on this..that's why I came over to your cave...

You guys did come at me in a gentle manner and I appreciate that..

So kisses, hugsss and dueces!!
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@Cowpuncher.....Oh that's how it works, I see(roll eyes).



Yep. That's exactly how it works in the Man Cave.

It's almost like the policy is designed to dissuade the ladies from starting relationship threads here, isn't it? 🙂



I agree.



Oh, look who's here...

Anyways, guys I will respect your little space but I needed primarily male advice on this..that's why I came over to your cave...

You guys did come at me in a gentle manner and I appreciate that..

So kisses, hugsss and dueces!!
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Awww shucks 😄 you're welcome
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Posted by Scruffles
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Consider yourselves lucky gentlemen she's a cool Crab with a semi-suggestive avi. Otherwise I would have spammed your haven with Justin Bieber pics and Tampax.

Carry on...



No. "Lucky" would be if all the gals could suddenly take hints, follow suggestions, and just post their relationship question crap elsewhere... like on that "Relationships" board I keep hearing rumors of existing. 🙂

Your weird, ongoing Justin Bieber fetish = Duly noted, Scroungy.


dxp women taking hints..?

You have seen all the "He won't text me back, I'm confused." "He treats me like shit but I think he loves me, I'm confused." "He won't leave his wife, I'm confused." posts, right?

You have failed in being firm and direct in preserving the unchickification of The Man Cave.

Are you sure you're a Capricorn?

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There, there. I will fetch you some tissues..
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I'm pretty sure the Powder room has the same rule as us. I'm pretty sure they'd redirect someone to the relationship thread if necessary.
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I'm pretty sure the Powder room has the same rule as us. I'm pretty sure they'd redirect someone to the relationship thread if necessary.


I'm pretty sure chicks are confused because they can't tell the difference between The Man Cave and The Powder Room. I'm pretty sure a request (from me) on the Site Suggestions forum to merge the two will be honored.
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pffft Good luck with that. You have a better chance at getting a copy of detox and finding the hay in the needle stack before anyone else would consider. No opinion on that, all I'm saying is. Just try moving the mountain and the mountain might try throw some avalanches your way.
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Posted by cowpuncher
Obviously you don't understand good Seagoat poetry. smh Yet another reason why you may be ill suited to pair up with one of our eligible goats.

You *can* do that stuff, but *will* you do that stuff? Plus the crab part really weighs heavily against you... crabbettes get all emo, then they get manipulative, then comes the waterworks... the nagging... the obsessing... and then worst of all - all that damned talk about FEELINGS all the time... as if THAT is a productive use of time.

Damnata is also Romanian, and is a VIRGAL. When you are a Billy goat who needs a woman who really knows how to keep house, make a kickass sammich on demand, and do all of that nude or in lingerie... and LOVE it... all the Cap men know that you really have to go Virgal to get that. Plus they are frugal, like us, so you don't have to go through that messy period where you desperately strive to teach them finance and stop them from buying 1,000 pair of useless shoes and stuff like that.

Can I take em both? 😄 I could do with two wives. 😆
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Obviously you don't understand good Seagoat poetry. smh Yet another reason why you may be ill suited to pair up with one of our eligible goats.

You *can* do that stuff, but *will* you do that stuff? Plus the crab part really weighs heavily against you... crabbettes get all emo, then they get manipulative, then comes the waterworks... the nagging... the obsessing... and then worst of all - all that damned talk about FEELINGS all the time... as if THAT is a productive use of time.

Damnata is also Romanian, and is a VIRGAL. When you are a Billy goat who needs a woman who really knows how to keep house, make a kickass sammich on demand, and do all of that nude or in lingerie... and LOVE it... all the Cap men know that you really have to go Virgal to get that. Plus they are frugal, like us, so you don't have to go through that messy period where you desperately strive to teach them finance and stop them from buying 1,000 pair of useless shoes and stuff like that.

Can I take em both? 😄 I could do with two wives. 😆



How about you just start out with Scroungy, and see how that works out first?

Hey Scroungy! I've found a young goat to throw under your bus....er.... set you up with!
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Woah, nobody said anything about bus murders. I tend to ride buses not get thrown under them.
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Obviously you don't understand good Seagoat poetry. smh Yet another reason why you may be ill suited to pair up with one of our eligible goats.

You *can* do that stuff, but *will* you do that stuff? Plus the crab part really weighs heavily against you... crabbettes get all emo, then they get manipulative, then comes the waterworks... the nagging... the obsessing... and then worst of all - all that damned talk about FEELINGS all the time... as if THAT is a productive use of time.

Damnata is also Romanian, and is a VIRGAL. When you are a Billy goat who needs a woman who really knows how to keep house, make a kickass sammich on demand, and do all of that nude or in lingerie... and LOVE it... all the Cap men know that you really have to go Virgal to get that. Plus they are frugal, like us, so you don't have to go through that messy period where you desperately strive to teach them finance and stop them from buying 1,000 pair of useless shoes and stuff like that.

Can I take em both? 😄 I could do with two wives. 😆



How about you just start out with Scroungy, and see how that works out first?

Hey Scroungy! I've found a young goat to throw under your bus....er.... set you up with!


He's awfully cute, likes video games and sci-fi so I see where you're going with this...but I dunno, man.. 21?!
Wouldn't I go to jail for that? Wait a minute.. I see what you did there! >😢

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How old are you Scruffs? I thought you were like late 20's or something.
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Why is there a relationship thread in here and no boob pics?


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That grumpy ol' Goat CP hasn't been doing his job. *smh* He is even attempting to set me up (which also belongs on the Relationships forum).

I think he should be shunned.
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He's playing matchmaker on the MAN CAVE??!! He needs to post pics of his tits!!! PRONTO!!
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Why is there a relationship thread in here and no boob pics?


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That grumpy ol' Goat CP hasn't been doing his job. *smh* He is even attempting to set me up (which also belongs on the Relationships forum).

I think he should be shunned.



He's playing matchmaker on the MAN CAVE??!! He needs to post pics of his tits!!! PRONTO!!



No ma'am, in fact I was doing the opposite!

Scroungy kept dropping thinly veiled hints about catching herself a male goat. This, of course, made me wary. Apparently with good reason, because she THEN tried to say that "WE" could adopt Sniper. "WE!"

My worst fears confirmed, I used one of my innate Capricorn Super Powers - Relationship Deflection and Avoidance. You can read a lot about that one on the Cap board if you know what you're looking for. Anyways... I deftly shifted her attention to a younger goat, not for a relationship, but rather... as I told Sniper it was a hookup based on Scroungy's "Mamma cat/kitten weirdo fetish" or however I phrased it.

In doing it that way, I not only very skillfully evaded Scroungy's attempt to get my name AND hers on the same adoption paper for a youngun.... but I warned Sniper "Hey you could probably hook up with her... but she's a crazy cat lady..." Sniper, being a perceptive and sensible young goat, probably picked up on that and slowly backed away.

Since he's younger, he's got a better chance of outrunning her, whereas an old timer like me needs to divert attention and get a head start.

Anyway, Crisis averted, attempted sneaky crabbette clinging attempt avoided, and the good guys get away free to fight another day. 😉
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That's a lot of verbage just to spin it so it appears you weren't playing matchmaker when you really were playing matchmaker. And what's wrong with Scruffy? She's a fluffy purr machine!
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Yes, adoption is pretty binding. So you tried to MATCHMAKE her with another goat! I think this thread is owed some nip picks. Rules are rules.

Cats have nipples.....Supposedly they can be milked. Put those animal husbandry skills to work!

Yesshhhh ~glances down~ Yesh I do have bewbz. 😄



Again - I was not match-making, I was match-EVADING. Totally legal. Maybe I had to throw Sniper under the crab-bus a bit... but he's young and fast and can get out of the way fast enough to stay safe. It'll be a good, educational Crabbette-avoidance lesson for him that will be valuable for is future as a free goat. 🙂

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Didn't think Crabette's could be that clingy. I think Scruffy can easily sever emotional attachment better than some.
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Yes, adoption is pretty binding. So you tried to MATCHMAKE her with another goat! I think this thread is owed some nip picks. Rules are rules.

Cats have nipples.....Supposedly they can be milked. Put those animal husbandry skills to work!

Yesshhhh ~glances down~ Yesh I do have bewbz. 😄



Again - I was not match-making, I was match-EVADING. Totally legal. Maybe I had to throw Sniper under the crab-bus a bit... but he's young and fast and can get out of the way fast enough to stay safe. It'll be a good, educational Crabbette-avoidance lesson for him that will be valuable for is future as a free goat. 🙂

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You used matchmaking tactics to evade....that's still matchmaking. And what's with the anti-crab propaganda? We're perfection!
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Yes, adoption is pretty binding. So you tried to MATCHMAKE her with another goat! I think this thread is owed some nip picks. Rules are rules.

Cats have nipples.....Supposedly they can be milked. Put those animal husbandry skills to work!

Yesshhhh ~glances down~ Yesh I do have bewbz. 😄



Again - I was not match-making, I was match-EVADING. Totally legal. Maybe I had to throw Sniper under the crab-bus a bit... but he's young and fast and can get out of the way fast enough to stay safe. It'll be a good, educational Crabbette-avoidance lesson for him that will be valuable for is future as a free goat. 🙂



You used matchmaking tactics to evade....that's still matchmaking. And what's with the anti-crab propaganda? We're perfection!
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Close. But no cigar. I leave that Virgos since its their job
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Plus virgos can't cook.



The decade from age 20-30 for me was LOTS of fun thanks to a whole bunch of Virgals who didn't cook. 😄 That has it's good points too!



So much for the Virgin motif.



Maybe I just enjoy cooking that much?
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I kind of doubt you were too concerned with food....or cooking..... lol
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Scroungy was being too sneaky to be trusted there, with that adoption routine. You know adopting a child together is even more of a binding agreement than marriage? Nice try, Scroungy.

Plus we don't even know if Scroungy even HAS bewbs.

You, however, Moonie....



I will need to hide this so please don't quote me..





Okay, no problem Scroungy!


So now you're going to use this to set me up in The Cave? Do you have any idea how much male attention I will get for that pic?!
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MeeeeOOOOWWWW, Scruffy! 😉