Maintenence and relaxation with bae

Are you down?

What kinds of services are you open too?

Spa day...

threading...

foot massage...

mani/pedi

Posted by RockyMountainOysters
I have no idea what threading is.

I'd dig a good foot massage

Threading is awesome! Unlike waxing your eyebrows, they use a thread and cut your eyebrow hair. Virtually painless and can achieve awesome shape.

I have butchered my brows with too much plucking and over the last few months she's got them looking fly af.

Nothing of that, come on lol. wtf....she can give me a massage and i can rub her a little but that's just about it from the list.

Going shooting is relaxing. Mountain hiking is relaxing. Driving to the coast for coffee or lunch can be relaxing. Just about anything i can think of i'd rather do apart from the things you've mentioned.

Just LOL at doing pedicure together. Who's got the time to sit there every week and listen to all the womentalk—

Posted by Mr_Pinchy
Nothing of that, come on lol. wtf....she can give me a massage and i can rub her a little but that's just about it from the list.

Going shooting is relaxing. Mountain hiking is relaxing. Driving to the coast for coffee or lunch can be relaxing. Just about anything i can think of i'd rather do apart from the things you've mentioned.

Just LOL at doing pedicure together. Who's got the time to sit there every week and listen to all the womentalk—

There are mani-pedi salons here in la that cater to men. Sports tv, leather chairs, serve you whisky on the rocks.

Its important to practice self-care. Especially if your in a stressful career field like my dude is.

Posted by LadyNeptune

Posted by Mr_Pinchy
Nothing of that, come on lol. wtf....she can give me a massage and i can rub her a little but that's just about it from the list.

Going shooting is relaxing. Mountain hiking is relaxing. Driving to the coast for coffee or lunch can be relaxing. Just about anything i can think of i'd rather do apart from the things you've mentioned.

Just LOL at doing pedicure together. Who's got the time to sit there every week and listen to all the womentalk—

There are mani-pedi salons here in la that cater to men. Sports tv, leather chairs, serve you whisky on the rocks.
Its important to practice self-care. Especially if your in a stressful career field like my dude is.

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Well that sounds different than the impression i was having on all of this. I thought you're dragging the poor guy to girl parlours as ....idk....your idea of spending quality time together.

Posted by Mr_Pinchy

Posted by LadyNeptune

Posted by Mr_Pinchy
Nothing of that, come on lol. wtf....she can give me a massage and i can rub her a little but that's just about it from the list.

Going shooting is relaxing. Mountain hiking is relaxing. Driving to the coast for coffee or lunch can be relaxing. Just about anything i can think of i'd rather do apart from the things you've mentioned.

Just LOL at doing pedicure together. Who's got the time to sit there every week and listen to all the womentalk—

There are mani-pedi salons here in la that cater to men. Sports tv, leather chairs, serve you whisky on the rocks.
Its important to practice self-care. Especially if your in a stressful career field like my dude is.

Well that sounds different than the impression i was having on all of this. I thought you're dragging the poor guy to girl parlours as ....idk....your idea of spending quality time together.

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No it’s not a twist his arm thing. He comes with me to a foot massage earlier this week and wasn’t into it. But he might try some other pamering that doesn’t involve his ticklish toes.

Posted by Awesomeyah

Posted by LadyNeptune
Are you down?
What kinds of services are you open too?
Spa day...
threading...
foot massage...
mani/pedi

Happy ending

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The whole point of having a bae is so you don’t have to pay for your orgasm ya goof