Morning Wood

Ever have a problem with this?
Ever have your partner take advantage of it?

take advantage? as in morning sex is a horrible waste of time..

Posted by virgom
take advantage? as in morning sex is a horrible waste of time..

Oh I don't know about that.....

"Take advantage of it"..?? Why complain? It's like a built in alarm clock.

I use to just sleep with no underwear on to be ready to take care of that problem in the morning when living with scorp.

Posted by Sag89
I use to just sleep with no underwear on to be ready to take care of that problem in the morning when living with scorp.

Lol, same. Morning... Or the middle of the night.. Once again.

This is a problem?

Worst thing is when you go to take a piss and it's still hard

Posted by tsar322
Worst thing is when you go to take a piss and it's still hard

Now that sucks...

Posted by MissFisk

Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Ever have a problem with this?
Ever have your partner take advantage of it?

I woke his ass up an hour early before he had to get up for work, too.

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I had that happen (6 AM), although I didn't have to work.
Didn't get out of bed until about 11 AM.

I get morning wood all the time. Actually, I'm hard all the time. Best part is I don't even have a dick. 😆 Anyway, time to either find out the biological reasons for this horn in the morn(especially for peenless me), or go to sleep and wait till tomorrow to find out if I can be bothered......... by the way, when I opened a different window, instead of the url saying DXPNet, it says Tap Booty. How interesting considering what I'm discussing and my favorite naughty bit........

I see no reason for morning wood to be a problem. As for the horn in the morn....that's not a problem, either.

Who hasn't heard of morning wood ^.^?

Posted by Rabbit
My wife insists morning wood is "more firm"...

Agreed... And it's the BEST part of waking up! Forget what Folgers has to say. One of the perks of being living with a guy... sigh I miss those days!

Posted by CancerOnTheCusp

Ever have your partner take advantage of it?

Perhaps you need to elaborate on "take advantage of 'it'" because I'm not seeing the problem here.

*read through thread*

Lol. Yeah, I knew I should have just left y'all alone. My one and only peek into the Man Cave.

Fun threads btw.

Posted by MoonArtist
I see no reason for morning wood to be a problem. As for the horn in the morn....that's not a problem, either.

I never said it was!! 😆 Actually, it is when I'm bleeding or am not in a place where I can release the tension. Some people are such irresponsible teases.

Posted by Andalusia

Posted by Sag89
I use to just sleep with no underwear on to be ready to take care of that problem in the morning when living with scorp.

Lol, same. Morning... Or the middle of the night.. Once again.

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Lol yep