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wagtail
@wagtail
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*SHUDDERS* crikey I think I've blocked out some real crackers, but the worst...?

Lets just say ceiling to roof -walls of leopard print faux-fur, blacked out windows, full size taxidermy antelope, foxes etc purple satin, round velvet covered rotating bed complete with a ready-to-wear flouro green mankini spread invitingly on covers, zebra and bear skins everywhere- basement room of his parents house.
He said he was 30ish - he admitted he was 45ish... his photo failed to show the fact his entire upper set of teeth were in fact missing.
I backed out so fast, I practically gained hours...

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