Can you do it with a virgo?

Well can you? would you? Do you? and what is it you do?

Yes. And quite often, as a matter of fact. At least once a week, I'd say. Sometimes we do it even more than once a day, and especially in the library during quiet study. I've been doing this with my Virgo friend since she was a freshman, too, except after she made me mad and I made her cry and we didn't speak for nine months or so.


....Wait...what were you (all) thinking?! We read and exchange books! And we hold meaningful discussions about them afterward. Hmph.

^^that was funny.

To answer your question(s) James, you can, I would, I don't currently, but I did, and it rocked. 🙂

Josh did it with a virgo in a library. Phoenix god only knows where.

that would be on the couch, on the floor, and up against a wall. I'm so glad no one really knows me around here...

and...lol, damn, I was sort of hoping god wasn't watching. 😛

Try this on your next BF when he is realey worked up and so hot he can't control himself whisper God is watching. Or what would your mother think of this?

ROFLMAO!!!

oh, I love the evilness of that...the mother part would kinda ruin the whole thing for me, cuz I don't want to think about that, icky! lol, but the god thing is hilarious, it would be a good test in many ways, also...

You know though, this conversation makes me rethink my spiritual choices. If you think about it, and we're trying to act like God, then Playboy's the way to go. Talk about a pervert...watching everybody EVERY SECOND...whoa baby. And then on further inspection, maybe I just think too much. After all, it's probably thoughts like these that keep me from having a girlfriend at the end of my senior year.

Only you and God know Josh.

i've always been disturbed by the idea that god is watching me all the time. i think it's kind of rude. it's not very nice to watch someone all the time. plus, poor god, there's a lot of scary freaky people out there that *I*, for one, would NOT want to see *all the time*, you know what I mean? some people are scary enough just wearing spandex.

WHOOOOOOOOOO one time we went down to Whitstable in the summer. we saw a fat man in spandex. SpOOOOOky.

lol

see, fatness does not bother me at all. In fact, I'm disturbed when skinny people wear spandex. The problem is that 90% of people should not subject the public to their naked flesh (and let's face it, when you're wearing spandex, you might as well just be naked). I mean, do people not own mirrors? lol, stop making me look at all your stuff! Very few people are hot enough to pull this off, overweight or skinny is beside the point almost.

Well, back to the theme of this topic: I believe I will do it. With a Virgo.

On a depressing side note, I made out with a Taurus. I don't know why I did this. I hate the Taurus. She makes me hate the world. That was weeks ago, then I made out with her again because she wanted to be friends but still have the benefits. So far all she's gotten is a pair of wet shorts and my detest at the phrase "friends with benefits."

And she doesn't even have the wet shorts! I wore them home and then changed into dry shorts b/c it was raining! (Although it is still a mystery to all why I wore shorts on a thirty degree day...)

Anyway, tomorrow- with luck- I will be taking a trip to the mall with my Virgo friend while she buys her prom dress and I buy the snappiest tux in the place. 30% off plus two free movie tickets and I could hug the guy who gave me that coupon in Period 4 Math! Now, I wonder how I can unscrew my tensely screwed up life enough to go out with the Virgo. I know all I've got to do is be honest with her, but that is still only half the problem. The other halves of all my problems are my parents, who don't want me to go out with anyone until after I'm settled at college. Especially not someone who I am so attatched to already...

Have a secret, torrid affair with her which involves creeping around in the wee hours of the morning and sticky fumblings in the backs of cars (oh wait, that just turned into a Hannibal Lecter moment...lol)--disregard the sticky fumblings part (actually, don't, but you don't need to do it in cars...although, cars can be fun...) when you go shopping with her, make sure you compliment her when she tries on stuff but make sure you don't over compliment her. And that advice is not exclusive to dealings with Virgos, that advice applies to dealings with all women all the time. Anyway, I really think you should have a secret torrid affair. 🙂

And I'm not even going to ask about the wet shorts. 🙂

Americans think of nudity and sex we don't you go to the beach all the time here and see nude people no big deal.

You know, I don't see what the big deal is with nudity... I mean, the human body is a completely natural thing. I said that to my friend in gym the other day, and he just staired at me and went on about how some people he really didn't want to see naked... Ug, he has such a closed mind.

God is watching— Oh butter!!! Well, it's god's fault for making me human.

On another note:

Wouldn't it be interesting if the entire world was bisexual? I mean, it would make social life so much more interesting!!! More fun too.

I don't see nudity as a big deal as long as the nude person I'm looking at is at least somewhat attractive. I know that sounds HORRIBLE and SHALLOW, but I'm really not a horrible shallow person. It's just that I don't want to look at a nauseating nude person, I want to look at a pretty nude person. lol. What I really think is that in the not too distant future they will invent something, like a pill or a safe surgery with no pain that will suck the fat out of all the bad places and redistribute it in better places (or just discard it altogether). I think they will also invent something that will cure stretch marks & cellulite. And I mean cure it. And then I will be fine with one big naked planet. 😛

Bisexual...the whole world...wow...it *could* work, except that it would be hard to ever trust your mate because not only do you have to worry about competion from the same sex, but now you have to worry about competition from the opposite sex!! *screams* :O

lol, it never occurred to me that the level of being able to trust your mate would decrease in half... I was just thinking about getting twice the action... I'm afraid my mate would be the one doing twice the worrying, instead of the other way around... Oh well.

see morgan, it's people like YOU who make me afraid of the whole world going bi. LOL, just kidding...little hussy! 😛