OnTheVirg
@OnTheVirg
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Posted by Virgorpio
You're mines! You have your freedom, but know that I will fuck you up. Then he's gonna be like this bitch crazy I love her!

Posted by LePetitFiskThe permanent marker is used just as a template of where the branding will go later. You need to make sure you get the placement just right....You know us Virgos need that shit to be perfect.Posted by LostinmyMind11
You could also write your name on his penis. Permanent marker though...you don't want it to come off too easily. 😂😂😋
How about branding it? Like real cattle? click to expandclick to expand

Posted by LePetitFisk😂😂Posted by LostinmyMind11
The permanent maker is used just as a template of where the branding will go later. You need to make sure you get the placement just right....You know us Virgos need that shit to be perfect.
lol. Then be all, "look, honey. I got you some cool new earrings to go with your new body art."
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Posted by sierra_Hahaha!
The user who posted this message has hidden it.
omg i already saw
that's wild lol

Posted by LePetitFiskDid you already read it too before I hid it?Posted by LostinmyMind11😂😂😂
I had to hide my story because its embarrassing to think about how I acted but also funny...I'm conflicted lol
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Posted by LePetitFiskShit... LOL!Posted by LostinmyMind11
Did you already read it too before I hid it?
Yep. 🤣 click to expandclick to expand

Posted by DeleterNerdYou got 2 mins....Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by LePetitFiskbutter... LOL! click to expandPosted by LostinmyMind11
Did you already read it too before I hid it?
Yep. 🤣 click to expand
Let me read lol click to expandclick to expand


Posted by LostinmyMind11I wanna readPosted by LePetitFiskPosted by LostinmyMind11Yep. 🤣 click to expand
Did you already read it too before I hid it?
butter... LOL! click to expandclick to expand

Posted by DeleterNerdHaha...The Pisces had his moments too but nothing like that.Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by DeleterNerdYou got 2 mins.... click to expandPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by LePetitFiskPosted by LostinmyMind11
Did you already read it too before I hid it?
Yep. 🤣 click to expand
butter... LOL! click to expand
Let me read lol click to expand
Thats hot dude! Thats how I want someone to be with me, but I can never be that way :c click to expandclick to expand

Posted by Sunsetvirgo2 mins...Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by LePetitFiskbutter... LOL! click to expandPosted by LostinmyMind11
Did you already read it too before I hid it?
Yep. 🤣 click to expand
I wanna read click to expandclick to expand

Posted by LostinmyMind11LMFAOO wow we really ARE W I L DPosted by SunsetvirgoPosted by LostinmyMind11I wanna read click to expandPosted by LePetitFiskPosted by LostinmyMind11
Did you already read it too before I hid it?
Yep. 🤣 click to expand
butter... LOL! click to expand
2 mins... click to expandclick to expand

Posted by DeleterNerdI normally would have been pissed as well but I was too focus on trying to stop a murder lol. Pisces and Cancer are double water too (Pisces Scorp moon and Cancer Pisces moon...a damn mess lol. Cancer would have held his own I'm sure but I think he was just so taken back by the Pisces lol. They had a like/hate thing...probably because of me :/.Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by DeleterNerdHaha...The Pisces had his moments too but nothing like that.Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by DeleterNerdPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by LePetitFiskPosted by LostinmyMind11
Did you already read it too before I hid it?
Yep. 🤣 click to expand
butter... LOL! click to expand
Let me read lol click to expand
You got 2 mins.... click to expand
Thats hot dude! Thats how I want someone to be with me, but I can never be that way :c click to expand
I remember when I worked at this grocery store and The Cancer worked there as well...of course we always talked and what not...but I remember seeing the Pisces come storming in, pissed the treetrunk off and runs into the back talking about how he was gonna beat the Cancers ass because he was tired of him always flirting with me. It was hot but I had to stop him because it would have been bad. The Cancer just stood there...frozen and didnt know what to do. I had to get in between them and talk the Pisces down...ugh what a mess me and him were lol
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Oooh I would be pissed if they did that at my work lol. Anywhere else is fair game though. Just dont go to prison. Water signs are a mess in general. I think I've received like 50 missed calls from the scorpio within the past five days... click to expandclick to expand


Posted by sierra_So you are a public dick grabbing virgin? You just need to get the first one outta the way and you'll become addicted to doing it 😛Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by DeleterNerdHaha...The Pisces had his moments too but nothing like that.Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by DeleterNerdPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by LePetitFiskPosted by LostinmyMind11
Did you already read it too before I hid it?
Yep. 🤣 click to expand
butter... LOL! click to expand
Let me read lol click to expand
You got 2 mins.... click to expand
Thats hot dude! Thats how I want someone to be with me, but I can never be that way :c click to expand
I remember when I worked at this grocery store and The Cancer worked there as well...of course we always talked and what not...but I remember seeing the Pisces come storming in, pissed the treetrunk off and runs into the back talking about how he was gonna beat the Cancers ass because he was tired of him always flirting with me. It was hot but I had to stop him because it would have been bad. The Cancer just stood there...frozen and didnt know what to do. I had to get in between them and talk the Pisces down...ugh what a mess me and him were lol
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i just never think these things are hot.. ever
like i may be a creep but i'm not a dic-grabber lol
you know they're pretty forward, not at all confusing
like most people complain about their sign
they simply go: "i want you," really not much to it
it annoys the shit out of me when he even so much as
remotely insinuate shit, stresses me out click to expandclick to expand


Posted by DeleterNerdYikes...I'll give my condolences now. I didnt even think about that you'll have to explain why you hadn't to him o.OPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by DeleterNerdI normally would have been pissed as well but I was too focus on trying to stop a murder lol. Pisces and Cancer are double water too (Pisces Scorp moon and Cancer Pisces moon...a damn mess lol. Cancer would have held his own I'm sure but I think he was just so taken back by the Pisces lol. They had a like/hate thing...probably because of me :/.Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by DeleterNerdPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by DeleterNerdPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by LePetitFiskPosted by LostinmyMind11
Did you already read it too before I hid it?
Yep. 🤣 click to expand
butter... LOL! click to expand
Let me read lol click to expand
You got 2 mins.... click to expand
Thats hot dude! Thats how I want someone to be with me, but I can never be that way :c click to expand
Haha...The Pisces had his moments too but nothing like that.
I remember when I worked at this grocery store and The Cancer worked there as well...of course we always talked and what not...but I remember seeing the Pisces come storming in, pissed the treetrunk off and runs into the back talking about how he was gonna beat the Cancers ass because he was tired of him always flirting with me. It was hot but I had to stop him because it would have been bad. The Cancer just stood there...frozen and didnt know what to do. I had to get in between them and talk the Pisces down...ugh what a mess me and him were lol
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Oooh I would be pissed if they did that at my work lol. Anywhere else is fair game though. Just dont go to prison. Water signs are a mess in general. I think I've received like 50 missed calls from the scorpio within the past five days... click to expand
Haha...50 missed calls...damn scorps but I low key find it cute that hes that obsessed with you. Its such a weird dynamic...like Id be annoyed but also kinda turned on Haha. click to expand
Oh jeez, I would have slowly moon walked up out of there lol...
I'm trying to come up with a good excuse for why I havent responded in 5 days other than I just havent felt like it. click to expandclick to expand

Posted by DeleterNerdIs that so we know what happened with the Scorp when you no longer post? hahaha
like if I'm on my death bed, im posting this song on dxp before I go


Posted by DeleterNerdHahaha I was trying to help you with hiding your postPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by DeleterNerdI fear for you!! lolPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by DeleterNerd
like if I'm on my death bed, im posting this song on dxp before I go
Is that so we know what happened with the Scorp when you no longer post? hahaha click to expand
Loool pretty much. Anybody else I would tell the truth to, but I fear with this one. I fearrrrr 😱 click to expand
I think maybe we should start a condolences thread while you're still here...that way you can say a few words to the dxp community click to expand
Hahaha! click to expandclick to expand

Posted by sierra_expand this and you'll see itPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by DeleterNerdHahaha I was trying to help you with hiding your post click to expandPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by DeleterNerdPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by DeleterNerd
like if I'm on my death bed, im posting this song on dxp before I go
Is that so we know what happened with the Scorp when you no longer post? hahaha click to expand
Loool pretty much. Anybody else I would tell the truth to, but I fear with this one. I fearrrrr 😱 click to expand
I fear for you!! lol
I think maybe we should start a condolences thread while you're still here...that way you can say a few words to the dxp community click to expand
Hahaha! click to expand
i didn't see it 😭 click to expandclick to expand

Posted by LostinmyMind11
First of all...if she is able to sway the Taurus that easily...I say good riddance!
Just be direct and tell her to back off. Or grab his dick and give her some crazy eyes. Either one should work.
You could also write your name on his penis. Permanent marker though...you don't want it to come off too easily. 😂😂😋
Posted by Virgorpio
As far as how do I low-key be possessive? lol what is low-key? You're mines! You have your freedom, but know that I will fuck you up. Then he's gonna be like this bitch crazy I love her!
Posted by LePetitFisk
Alright. Lemme quit messing up this girl's thread. lol. My bad.
But if i were you, i'd let the bull handle it and just tell him to ignore her. He's obviously not hiding it from you. If she keeps it up, tell him that next time she is in both your company, bring up whatever shit she was telling him. Something like, "oh, i hear you're still having problems and feeling so and so..." So the bish knows that he is open with you and that should she attempt something shady, you will know about it. She'll back up unless she's dense as fuck.
But then again, I'm a fish not a Virgo.
Posted by sierra_Posted by OnTheVirgPosted by LostinmyMind11
First of all...if she is able to sway the Taurus that easily...I say good riddance!
Just be direct and tell her to back off. Or grab his dick and give her some crazy eyes. Either one should work.
You could also write your name on his penis. Permanent marker though...you don't want it to come off too easily. 😂😂😋
She actually isn't. If anything, he's mentioned if she ever disrespected me in any way he'd have no problem going off on her #loyalty
And I don't have the balls to dick grab in public 😂 click to expand
i like your username btw 😂 click to expandclick to expand
Posted by DeleterNerd
Are you in a relationship or are you friends? All I know is dont back off. Claim him outright.
I was really good friends with a taurus who liked me, but he had a couple girls after his nuts. The really crazy one messaged me a lot to throw random jabs. I just backed off from everybody and disappeared and he ended up marrying that girl. I should look up to see if thats still working out for him lol.
Posted by Sunsetvirgo
I wish a hoe would.
Listen, I get she’s your friend but she needs to know there’s boundaries. And if it’s your MAN we’re talking about? You need to put her in her place.
And as for the Taurus? Grab his dick in public. I would
Posted by saggurl88
I would tell her to back off. #NoNewFriends. Who care if she says something. He doesn't know her anyways. You should also hide your friends list. I have plenty of friends on limited profile because of this.
If he asks you about it just tell him you don't like her approach

Posted by OnTheVirgDo you have fire in your chart? cause if you do, you'll be grabbing that dick in public in no time 😛Posted by LostinmyMind11
First of all...if she is able to sway the Taurus that easily...I say good riddance!
Just be direct and tell her to back off. Or grab his dick and give her some crazy eyes. Either one should work.
You could also write your name on his penis. Permanent marker though...you don't want it to come off too easily. 😂😂😋
She actually isn't. If anything, he's mentioned if she ever disrespected me in any way he'd have no problem going off on her #loyalty
And I don't have the balls to dick grab in public 😂 click to expandclick to expand
Posted by DeleterNerdPosted by OnTheVirgPosted by DeleterNerd
Are you in a relationship or are you friends? All I know is dont back off. Claim him outright.
I was really good friends with a taurus who liked me, but he had a couple girls after his nuts. The really crazy one messaged me a lot to throw random jabs. I just backed off from everybody and disappeared and he ended up marrying that girl. I should look up to see if thats still working out for him lol.
Currently, friends. But he continues to court me.
Yea I'm really the type to observe and back off. I'm not an aggressive type and I'm not one to convince someone to be with me. You know who you like right away. Sounds like you're the one who got away. click to expand
Ha doubt it. Taurus men arent like us in the way where we think theres a one for us. They try to make it work with anybody. Theyre a younger version of us soul wise. Our sign is supposed to show them what love actually is. Capricorns help them become wiser. I'm the same as you though. click to expandclick to expand
Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by OnTheVirgPosted by LostinmyMind11
First of all...if she is able to sway the Taurus that easily...I say good riddance!
Just be direct and tell her to back off. Or grab his dick and give her some crazy eyes. Either one should work.
You could also write your name on his penis. Permanent marker though...you don't want it to come off too easily. 😂😂😋
She actually isn't. If anything, he's mentioned if she ever disrespected me in any way he'd have no problem going off on her #loyalty
And I don't have the balls to dick grab in public 😂 click to expand
Do you have fire in your chart? cause if you do, you'll be grabbing that dick in public in no time click to expandclick to expand
Posted by sierra_
personally, in that situation..
we're not really in a concrete relationship
so i probably won't do anything about it
he can talk to whoever and be with whoever
and i can do the same
if it works out, then it works out
if it doesn't, then it doesn't
you can just swipe right on anyone nowadays
if you're mildly interested, then i'm mildly interested
i'll pull if i feel a push..if not, i'd float away lol

Posted by OnTheVirgYou've been friends with him longer. Say something like "I heard you've been messaging so and so. I didn't know you knew him like that. Guess I'm gonna have to hide all my males friends, since you can't seem to be happy with the ones you have" Then add a haha, so it seems like a joke but gets the point across. Whats to back fire? If he asks, tell him you thought it was shady the way she befriended him and just had his back because your loyal and looking out for him. he's a man, he's not gonna want to get involved in girl dramaPosted by saggurl88
I would tell her to back off. #NoNewFriends. Who care if she says something. He doesn't know her anyways. You should also hide your friends list. I have plenty of friends on limited profile because of this.
If he asks you about it just tell him you don't like her approach
and if it backfires and she tells him... Then what? click to expandclick to expand
Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by sierra_Posted by LostinmyMind11i just never think these things are hot.. everPosted by DeleterNerdPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by DeleterNerdPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by LePetitFiskPosted by LostinmyMind11
Did you already read it too before I hid it?
Yep. 🤣 click to expand
butter... LOL! click to expand
Let me read lol click to expand
You got 2 mins.... click to expand
Thats hot dude! Thats how I want someone to be with me, but I can never be that way :c click to expand
Haha...The Pisces had his moments too but nothing like that.
I remember when I worked at this grocery store and The Cancer worked there as well...of course we always talked and what not...but I remember seeing the Pisces come storming in, pissed the treetrunk off and runs into the back talking about how he was gonna beat the Cancers ass because he was tired of him always flirting with me. It was hot but I had to stop him because it would have been bad. The Cancer just stood there...frozen and didnt know what to do. I had to get in between them and talk the Pisces down...ugh what a mess me and him were lol
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like i may be a creep but i'm not a dic-grabber lol
you know they're pretty forward, not at all confusing
like most people complain about their sign
they simply go: "i want you," really not much to it
it annoys the shit out of me when he even so much as
remotely insinuate shit, stresses me out click to expand
So you are a public dick grabbing virgin? You just need to get the first one outta the way and you'll become addicted to doing it click to expandclick to expand
Posted by The_Mad_Hater
Concensus is:
Grab his dick. Let him know you're serious and he's yours. He'll like it, don't worry.
Ask me how I know.
Posted by LePetitFiskPosted by OnTheVirg
I was actually thinking of doing that, but then I just thought about asking him if she was still bothering him and go from there.
Seems like a sound plan. No need to exaggerate the situation if it's unnecessary in the first place. click to expandclick to expand
True. But she's aggressive. Alpha female.
On another note, her birthday is approaching and she's throwing a birthday extravaganza with the dress code as semi formal. I could show up in some va va voom attire and steal her thunder. Just thinking aloud.
Posted by sierra_Posted by OnTheVirgPosted by sierra_
personally, in that situation..
we're not really in a concrete relationship
so i probably won't do anything about it
he can talk to whoever and be with whoever
and i can do the same
if it works out, then it works out
if it doesn't, then it doesn't
you can just swipe right on anyone nowadays
if you're mildly interested, then i'm mildly interested
i'll pull if i feel a push..if not, i'd float away lol
I'm aware. Which is why my initial thought was to do nothing and watch it play out. She'll probably shoot her own foot and annoy him to the point he blocks her. click to expand
i've an unconventional way of going about things sometimes
i mean, maybe he'll have a better connection with her than with me
why would i get in the way of that?
i could have a better connection with someone else too
sure as hell wouldn't want him in my way if that happens
but i'm mostly this way at the start of a relationship
very lukewarm.. almost cold coz i sure as hell won't invest so much
when i'm not quite sure about you.. i'm not hurting myself over shit click to expandclick to expand
Posted by LePetitFiskPosted by OnTheVirg
I could show up in some va va voom attire and steal her thunder. Just thinking aloud.
Spoken like a true Scorpio moon. Don't get mad. Get petty.
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Posted by OnTheVirgWe can work with the aries Jupiter...Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by OnTheVirgDo you have fire in your chart? cause if you do, you'll be grabbing that dick in public in no time click to expandPosted by LostinmyMind11
First of all...if she is able to sway the Taurus that easily...I say good riddance!
Just be direct and tell her to back off. Or grab his dick and give her some crazy eyes. Either one should work.
You could also write your name on his penis. Permanent marker though...you don't want it to come off too easily. 😂😂😋
She actually isn't. If anything, he's mentioned if she ever disrespected me in any way he'd have no problem going off on her #loyalty
And I don't have the balls to dick grab in public 😂 click to expand
Haha, I mean if Aries in jupiter counts? He's the more fiery one. click to expandclick to expand

Posted by OnTheVirgClass starts at 10am sharp....bring your favorite dick shaped object.Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by sierra_So you are a public dick grabbing virgin? You just need to get the first one outta the way and you'll become addicted to doing it click to expandPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by DeleterNerdPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by DeleterNerdPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by LePetitFiskPosted by LostinmyMind11
Did you already read it too before I hid it?
Yep. 🤣 click to expand
butter... LOL! click to expand
Let me read lol click to expand
You got 2 mins.... click to expand
Thats hot dude! Thats how I want someone to be with me, but I can never be that way :c click to expand
Haha...The Pisces had his moments too but nothing like that.
I remember when I worked at this grocery store and The Cancer worked there as well...of course we always talked and what not...but I remember seeing the Pisces come storming in, pissed the treetrunk off and runs into the back talking about how he was gonna beat the Cancers ass because he was tired of him always flirting with me. It was hot but I had to stop him because it would have been bad. The Cancer just stood there...frozen and didnt know what to do. I had to get in between them and talk the Pisces down...ugh what a mess me and him were lol
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i just never think these things are hot.. ever
like i may be a creep but i'm not a dic-grabber lol
you know they're pretty forward, not at all confusing
like most people complain about their sign
they simply go: "i want you," really not much to it
it annoys the shit out of me when he even so much as
remotely insinuate shit, stresses me out click to expand
Teach me thy ways click to expandclick to expand


Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by OnTheVirgPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by OnTheVirgPosted by LostinmyMind11
First of all...if she is able to sway the Taurus that easily...I say good riddance!
Just be direct and tell her to back off. Or grab his dick and give her some crazy eyes. Either one should work.
You could also write your name on his penis. Permanent marker though...you don't want it to come off too easily. 😂😂😋
She actually isn't. If anything, he's mentioned if she ever disrespected me in any way he'd have no problem going off on her #loyalty
And I don't have the balls to dick grab in public 😂 click to expand
Do you have fire in your chart? cause if you do, you'll be grabbing that dick in public in no time click to expand
Haha, I mean if Aries in jupiter counts? He's the more fiery one. click to expand
We can work with the aries Jupiter...
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I’m really close friends with a Taurus of mine. We’ve been taking the organic approach of letting our relationship blossom and flow. He has gone above and beyond for me multiple times so there is no doubt in my mind of his loyalty to me.
I’ve befriended a new chick recently-Gemini. She’s fun, but the one thing that irks me is her need for attention-from males; self seeking. She recently broke up with her bf and laments to our male friends about it, which I've had no qualms about it…until she has started to include my Taurus into her ‘woe is me’s’ who just met her last month. He is annoyed by her, but once in a while she will FB message him out of the blue. I never knew she was chatting him up on the side until he mentioned it. She's got 10 other guys in line and she needs to add my Taurus into her queue? Barking up the wrong tree...
I’d like to know how you Virgals would handle this situation in kindly telling this Gem to back the eff off without coming across as a crazy, possessive bish so that the Taurus never knows. There's a lot invested into this for her to barge on in trying to manipulate my Taurus into another minion.