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@Jumpin_Jupiter
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Posted by Soul
I will forever remember the smell of my grandpa, who was a Gem sun, Gem moon, and a full time farmer. Truly one of the best men I've ever known. I remember him coming in dirty from the farm excited to be home, and smelling exactly like that. A real man that just worked all day in the sun, dirt, and sometimes manure. I actually loved that smell tbh. I wish I could have spent more time with him maintaining everything, but I was too young and rambunctious.

Posted by MidAtBest
Aries- Elizabeth Taylor White Diamonds
Taurus- YSL Black Opium
Gemini- Maison Margiela Replica Jazz Club
Cancer- one or two baths a month, taint cheese
Leo- Old Spice Pure Sport
Virgo- DKNY Be Delicious
Libra- toots
Scorpio- salt, chemicals, unappealing pheromones
Sagittarius- they dont let me get close enough to smell them lmao.
Capricorn- Miss Dior
Aqua- Irish Spring
Pisces- Rue 21 Black


Posted by RollergirlOrcPosted by MidAtBest
Aries- Elizabeth Taylor White Diamonds
Taurus- YSL Black Opium
Gemini- Maison Margiela Replica Jazz Club
Cancer- one or two baths a month, taint cheese
Leo- Old Spice Pure Sport
Virgo- DKNY Be Delicious
Libra- toots
Scorpio- salt, chemicals, unappealing pheromones
Sagittarius- they dont let me get close enough to smell them lmao.
Capricorn- Miss Dior
Aqua- Irish Spring
Pisces- Rue 21 Black
Omg. Miss dior is one of my favorite scents. I don't buy it because it's $ $ $ . But I love this list 😂click to expand

Posted by MidAtBestPosted by RollergirlOrcPosted by MidAtBestOmg. Miss dior is one of my favorite scents. I don't buy it because it's $ $ $ . But I love this list 😂
Aries- Elizabeth Taylor White Diamonds
Taurus- YSL Black Opium
Gemini- Maison Margiela Replica Jazz Club
Cancer- one or two baths a month, taint cheese
Leo- Old Spice Pure Sport
Virgo- DKNY Be Delicious
Libra- toots
Scorpio- salt, chemicals, unappealing pheromones
Sagittarius- they dont let me get close enough to smell them lmao.
Capricorn- Miss Dior
Aqua- Irish Spring
Pisces- Rue 21 Black
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thanks! they're all real examples from people I've known well. are you a Capricorn? I thought you were an Aries or taurus :p I remember what you look like though, when you posted a selfie when I had dragonhorsecock account (: Miss Dior is my Cap sister's signature fragrance and she made the pretty bottle the focus of her bridal shower.
I hate to hate on Cancers and Scorpios but the 3 cancers ive slept with have been rank and unbathed (due to mental illness and substance abuse) and the 2 scorpios, I think one skipped showers and the other just naturally smelled salty, rubbery and weird. he was my last partner lol. the worst was one of those cancers who I didn't realize was probably on meth, he stank up my bed so bad I had to instantly wash all my bedding and febreze tf out of the furniture.click to expand

Posted by RollergirlOrcPosted by MidAtBestPosted by RollergirlOrcthanks! they're all real examples from people I've known well. are you a Capricorn? I thought you were an Aries or taurus :p I remember what you look like though, when you posted a selfie when I had dragonhorsecock account (: Miss Dior is my Cap sister's signature fragrance and she made the pretty bottle the focus of her bridal shower.Posted by MidAtBestOmg. Miss dior is one of my favorite scents. I don't buy it because it's $ $ $ . But I love this list 😂
Aries- Elizabeth Taylor White Diamonds
Taurus- YSL Black Opium
Gemini- Maison Margiela Replica Jazz Club
Cancer- one or two baths a month, taint cheese
Leo- Old Spice Pure Sport
Virgo- DKNY Be Delicious
Libra- toots
Scorpio- salt, chemicals, unappealing pheromones
Sagittarius- they dont let me get close enough to smell them lmao.
Capricorn- Miss Dior
Aqua- Irish Spring
Pisces- Rue 21 Black
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I hate to hate on Cancers and Scorpios but the 3 cancers ive slept with have been rank and unbathed (due to mental illness and substance abuse) and the 2 scorpios, I think one skipped showers and the other just naturally smelled salty, rubbery and weird. he was my last partner lol. the worst was one of those cancers who I didn't realize was probably on meth, he stank up my bed so bad I had to instantly wash all my bedding and febreze tf out of the furniture.
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Yes, I'm a closeted Cap. I don't want to come out 😂
But wow, that is pretty bottle and so glamorous to have at a bridal shower. That would've been a deal breaker for me if someone smelled esp getting dirty with them, yikes!. I congratulate your effortsclick to expand



Posted by HighTide
I mean as long as your ass is clean and your breath doesn't stink I can work with it. Gum and babywipes go a long way to neutralize most zodiac odors.
Also BO isn't a big deal unless habitual as we all buy that cheap stuff that doesn't last long from the dollar store.

Posted by RollergirlOrc
Aries -move too quick to smell anything
Taurus- neutral but they keep touching you
Gemini -like books
Cancer- piercing ultra judgmental Gucci
Leo - bath and body works or any other cheap body spray 😁
Virgo - idk
Libra - ultra neutral
Cap - clothing from thrift store that smells musty
Aqua- like moldy food cuz they don't give af
Pisces - hard smell to pinpoint

Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter
Aries - like charcoal
Taurus - like skim milk
Gemini - like jet propel engine
Cancer - like raindrops (teardrops)
Leo - like smoke
Virgo - odorless
Libra - like chocolate
Scorpio - like sex
Sagittarius - like burnt firewood
Capricorn - like goat cheese
Aquarius - like a bucket of slop
Pisces - like tuna
From my own sorce and not from no internets or any sites. Feel good and free to create your own for each signs.

Posted by CoCoBeansPosted by LostthoughtsPosted by Jumpin_JupiterNope sorry, Virgo is going to be sone kind of flower or plant. Doesn't have to be feminine kind but that touch of something. Like men a very light cologneyou can't put your finger on
Aries - like charcoal
Taurus - like skim milk
Gemini - like jet propel engine
Cancer - like raindrops (teardrops)
Leo - like smoke
Virgo - odorless
Libra - like chocolate
Scorpio - like sex
Sagittarius - like burnt firewood
Capricorn - like goat cheese
Aquarius - like a bucket of slop
Pisces - like tuna
From my own sorce and not from no internets or any sites. Feel good and free to create your own for each signs.
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This one Virgo had the best smelling cologne I’ve ever smelled in my entire life I wanted to buy it for myself, but I was too afraid to ask.click to expand

Posted by KimboSlicePosted by MidAtBest
I make sure to shower every two days
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Taurus - like skim milk
Gemini - like jet propel engine
Cancer - like raindrops (teardrops)
Leo - like smoke
Virgo - odorless
Libra - like chocolate
Scorpio - like sex
Sagittarius - like burnt firewood
Capricorn - like goat cheese
Aquarius - like a bucket of slop
Pisces - like tuna
From my own sorce and not from no internets or any sites. Feel good and free to create your own for each signs.