How each zodiac sign smells

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Aries - like charcoal

Taurus - like skim milk

Gemini - like jet propel engine

Cancer - like raindrops (teardrops)

Leo - like smoke

Virgo - odorless

Libra - like chocolate

Scorpio - like sex

Sagittarius - like burnt firewood

Capricorn - like goat cheese

Aquarius - like a bucket of slop

Pisces - like tuna

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Aries- Elizabeth Taylor White Diamonds

Taurus- YSL Black Opium

Gemini- Maison Margiela Replica Jazz Club

Cancer- one or two baths a month, taint cheese

Leo- Old Spice Pure Sport

Virgo- DKNY Be Delicious

Libra- toots

Scorpio- salt, chemicals, unappealing pheromones

Sagittarius- they dont let me get close enough to smell them lmao.

Capricorn- Miss Dior

Aqua- Irish Spring

Pisces- Rue 21 Black
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😄😄😄😄yall I was going by how the signs smells by their elements like fire signs similar to the smell of fire, earth signs with a similarity smell of dairy products, water signs having scent of rain, sex and seafood and air signs having the similar scent of a rough ass man with underarm odor except libra of course because that sign is sweet. I don't know the smell of people cologne or perfume by zodiac signs cus even I as a gemini wear pisces cologne.
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My Libra friend use to smell like absolute shit. Not only was he a smoker, but also didn't wear underwear or shower. Like I've been a smelly POS a few times in life. Except I wear fresh underwear daily, which at the very least contains bad smell. He on the other hand would wear the same shorts for days, so those shorts became infused with large male stank. Again I've gone days just washing the essentials before leaving the house, and not taking a full shower, but never smelled that fucking bad. It was tough because I'd get extremely pissed about it, then make him feel bad because somehow he didn't notice. I don't believe humans need to shower 2 times a day, or even every single day, but there is a limit. Especially if you can't even do basic laundry.
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I will forever remember the smell of my grandpa, who was a Gem sun, Gem moon, and a full time farmer. Truly one of the best men I've ever known. I remember him coming in dirty from the farm excited to be home, and smelling exactly like that. A real man that just worked all day in the sun, dirt, and sometimes manure. I actually loved that smell tbh. I wish I could have spent more time with him maintaining everything, but I was too young and rambunctious.
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I will forever remember the smell of my grandpa, who was a Gem sun, Gem moon, and a full time farmer. Truly one of the best men I've ever known. I remember him coming in dirty from the farm excited to be home, and smelling exactly like that. A real man that just worked all day in the sun, dirt, and sometimes manure. I actually loved that smell tbh. I wish I could have spent more time with him maintaining everything, but I was too young and rambunctious.


Wow that's awesome. I used to do farm work and I'm not talking about at home but used to actually do that for a living at one point in my life. I say you should get into farming. Too bad I didn't last long cus I couldn't take the heat.
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Aries- Elizabeth Taylor White Diamonds

Taurus- YSL Black Opium

Gemini- Maison Margiela Replica Jazz Club

Cancer- one or two baths a month, taint cheese

Leo- Old Spice Pure Sport

Virgo- DKNY Be Delicious

Libra- toots

Scorpio- salt, chemicals, unappealing pheromones

Sagittarius- they dont let me get close enough to smell them lmao.

Capricorn- Miss Dior

Aqua- Irish Spring

Pisces- Rue 21 Black


Omg. Miss dior is one of my favorite scents. I don't buy it because it's $ $ $ . But I love this list 😂
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Aries -move too quick to smell anything

Taurus- neutral but they keep touching you

Gemini -like books

Cancer- piercing ultra judgmental Gucci

Leo - bath and body works or any other cheap body spray 😁

Virgo - idk

Libra - ultra neutral

Cap - clothing from thrift store that smells musty

Aqua- like moldy food cuz they don't give af

Pisces - hard smell to pinpoint

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Aries- Elizabeth Taylor White Diamonds
Taurus- YSL Black Opium
Gemini- Maison Margiela Replica Jazz Club
Cancer- one or two baths a month, taint cheese
Leo- Old Spice Pure Sport
Virgo- DKNY Be Delicious
Libra- toots
Scorpio- salt, chemicals, unappealing pheromones
Sagittarius- they dont let me get close enough to smell them lmao.
Capricorn- Miss Dior
Aqua- Irish Spring
Pisces- Rue 21 Black

Omg. Miss dior is one of my favorite scents. I don't buy it because it's $ $ $ . But I love this list 😂
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thanks! they're all real examples from people I've known well. are you a Capricorn? I thought you were an Aries or taurus :p I remember what you look like though, when you posted a selfie when I had dragonhorsecock account (: Miss Dior is my Cap sister's signature fragrance and she made the pretty bottle the focus of her bridal shower.

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I hate to hate on Cancers and Scorpios but the 3 cancers ive slept with have been rank and unbathed (due to mental illness and substance abuse) and the 2 scorpios, I think one skipped showers and the other just naturally smelled salty, rubbery and weird. he was my last partner lol. the worst was one of those cancers who I didn't realize was probably on meth, he stank up my bed so bad I had to instantly wash all my bedding and febreze tf out of the furniture.
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Aries- Elizabeth Taylor White Diamonds
Taurus- YSL Black Opium
Gemini- Maison Margiela Replica Jazz Club
Cancer- one or two baths a month, taint cheese
Leo- Old Spice Pure Sport
Virgo- DKNY Be Delicious
Libra- toots
Scorpio- salt, chemicals, unappealing pheromones
Sagittarius- they dont let me get close enough to smell them lmao.
Capricorn- Miss Dior
Aqua- Irish Spring
Pisces- Rue 21 Black
Omg. Miss dior is one of my favorite scents. I don't buy it because it's $ $ $ . But I love this list 😂
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thanks! they're all real examples from people I've known well. are you a Capricorn? I thought you were an Aries or taurus :p I remember what you look like though, when you posted a selfie when I had dragonhorsecock account (: Miss Dior is my Cap sister's signature fragrance and she made the pretty bottle the focus of her bridal shower.



I hate to hate on Cancers and Scorpios but the 3 cancers ive slept with have been rank and unbathed (due to mental illness and substance abuse) and the 2 scorpios, I think one skipped showers and the other just naturally smelled salty, rubbery and weird. he was my last partner lol. the worst was one of those cancers who I didn't realize was probably on meth, he stank up my bed so bad I had to instantly wash all my bedding and febreze tf out of the furniture.
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Yes, I'm a closeted Cap. I don't want to come out 😂

But wow, that is pretty bottle and so glamorous to have at a bridal shower. That would've been a deal breaker for me if someone smelled esp getting dirty with them, yikes!. I congratulate your efforts
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Aries- Elizabeth Taylor White Diamonds
Taurus- YSL Black Opium
Gemini- Maison Margiela Replica Jazz Club
Cancer- one or two baths a month, taint cheese
Leo- Old Spice Pure Sport
Virgo- DKNY Be Delicious
Libra- toots
Scorpio- salt, chemicals, unappealing pheromones
Sagittarius- they dont let me get close enough to smell them lmao.
Capricorn- Miss Dior
Aqua- Irish Spring
Pisces- Rue 21 Black
Omg. Miss dior is one of my favorite scents. I don't buy it because it's $ $ $ . But I love this list 😂
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thanks! they're all real examples from people I've known well. are you a Capricorn? I thought you were an Aries or taurus :p I remember what you look like though, when you posted a selfie when I had dragonhorsecock account (: Miss Dior is my Cap sister's signature fragrance and she made the pretty bottle the focus of her bridal shower.

I hate to hate on Cancers and Scorpios but the 3 cancers ive slept with have been rank and unbathed (due to mental illness and substance abuse) and the 2 scorpios, I think one skipped showers and the other just naturally smelled salty, rubbery and weird. he was my last partner lol. the worst was one of those cancers who I didn't realize was probably on meth, he stank up my bed so bad I had to instantly wash all my bedding and febreze tf out of the furniture.
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Yes, I'm a closeted Cap. I don't want to come out 😂

But wow, that is pretty bottle and so glamorous to have at a bridal shower. That would've been a deal breaker for me if someone smelled esp getting dirty with them, yikes!. I congratulate your efforts
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oh no worries, Kimbo is right that my hygiene is not the greatest and Ands called it about using shower-scented perfume instead of actually bathing 💀 never had a single complaint though, nor a one night stand (they always come back 5+ times if I allow). I make sure to shower every two days max by logging them in a calendar, usually every other day and more if needed. Ariana grande cloud being my favorite faux-shower 💀when I move in with my sister I'm gonna have to retire my bachelor life style and shower/clean the bathroom daily or she and her husband will be disgusted.
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I mean as long as your ass is clean and your breath doesn't stink I can work with it. Gum and babywipes go a long way to neutralize most zodiac odors.

Also BO isn't a big deal unless habitual as we all buy that cheap stuff that doesn't last long from the dollar store.




😅 this post is funny to me for some reason hahahaha!!! I only chew gum to strengthen and tighten my jawbones and it's usually only hard flavorless gum. A good way to exercise the jaw muscles instead of mewing. I use breath freshener and keep my partials clean daily. But yeah we probably got some users here that frequent dollar stores.
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Aries -move too quick to smell anything

Taurus- neutral but they keep touching you

Gemini -like books

Cancer- piercing ultra judgmental Gucci

Leo - bath and body works or any other cheap body spray 😁

Virgo - idk

Libra - ultra neutral

Cap - clothing from thrift store that smells musty

Aqua- like moldy food cuz they don't give af

Pisces - hard smell to pinpoint



No Scorpio 😃😩
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Aries - like charcoal

Taurus - like skim milk

Gemini - like jet propel engine

Cancer - like raindrops (teardrops)

Leo - like smoke

Virgo - odorless

Libra - like chocolate

Scorpio - like sex

Sagittarius - like burnt firewood

Capricorn - like goat cheese

Aquarius - like a bucket of slop

Pisces - like tuna

From my own sorce and not from no internets or any sites. Feel good and free to create your own for each signs.


Nope sorry, Virgo is going to be sone kind of flower or plant. Doesn't have to be feminine kind but that touch of something. Like men a very light cologneyou can't put your finger on
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Aries - like charcoal
Taurus - like skim milk
Gemini - like jet propel engine
Cancer - like raindrops (teardrops)
Leo - like smoke
Virgo - odorless
Libra - like chocolate
Scorpio - like sex
Sagittarius - like burnt firewood
Capricorn - like goat cheese
Aquarius - like a bucket of slop
Pisces - like tuna
From my own sorce and not from no internets or any sites. Feel good and free to create your own for each signs.
Nope sorry, Virgo is going to be sone kind of flower or plant. Doesn't have to be feminine kind but that touch of something. Like men a very light cologneyou can't put your finger on
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This one Virgo had the best smelling cologne I’ve ever smelled in my entire life I wanted to buy it for myself, but I was too afraid to ask.
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Lol it's a complement to ask. Shows appreciation for another dudes style and tastes. Especially when you mean it.

Lol I asked woman about their clothes. Great idea to find gifts or presents for a s/o or any female in your life.

You got a living model with a very close if not the same body type or style .

I do got some ♎ energy... Still heavy Virgo 👍