The Truth about Aquarians!!!!!!..................

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I have translated the text from russian language and the translation is not up to the mark. Sorry for inconvenience.



The truth about Aquarians

How many things I have read through the most various descriptions of our sign, but anywhere, for some reason, did not meet the truth what actually is happening inside us. Even the worst horoscopes only in playful tone retold the most widespread myths and misbelieves, and nobody even tried to find out the real truth. And it is really good in fact such things only Aquarians should know about themselves ... So at once I warn all representatives of other signs - it is better not to read this! To begin with the most widespread myth that Aquarians are very peaceful. Sure, why not. There is only one fundamental truth is that they monstrous, inhuman, absolutely unreal self-conceit representatives of this sign. By paraphrasing that "Aquarians do not suffer megalomania is true they are living it" Therefore Aquarians will never begin serious fight or compete with someone in any else way - b/c they already know, that it surpasses the opponent so, that any comparison is just useless.Like how the most fastest athlete of the world and the pilot of a supersonic fighter can compete? Therefore all aquarians very often will leave the place of violence or competition — their congenital feeling of own superiority and uniqueness simply will not allow them to perceive an event seriously, and they will participate "for the sake of appearance", or at all will give up as these are just nonsenses and will go away to get engaged in more interesting affairs which aquarians always have so many that even any Gemini would hang themself with envy. Other question is that the most part of these affairs occurs in consciousness of an Aquarian - but unless he is disturbed by —these mere mortals have not noticed anything yet"? But what maximum he can do is feel pity for them.

But if suddenly Aquarian will become interested, or it is simple its current objective will coincide with objective of any others ' participants of the marathon??
- Everything, will be vise versa, because this peace loving and timid guy suddenly with Grace of the supersonic bulldozer will bypass all contenders and it will be gnear his objective before someone will have time to understand, what exactly has happened. Therefore Aquarians more often simply 'unbelievably lucky'. So, with peaceful disposition Aquarian does not suffer at all. At the same time he does not suffer also unselfishness. He considers, that all world and so belongs to him by the right - so what sense to argue because of tiny pieces? He can give last penny, or his food absolutely easily and sincerely
Or the ticket to a movie to the friend - it is simple because he knows that tomorrow if desired there will be all same and even more, and the gratitude of the person is always pleasure. By the way, despite of all "disinterestedness" and "generosity" of Aquarians, has anybody saw rather poor and suffering representative of this sign? They very much love to speak, that —all not so well as it would be desirable?? - and it is absolutely right, because their inquiries quite conform to their concepts about themselves. In questions of convenience and comfort they will easily put even so comfort loving hard headed Taurian aside. But
are always ready to be content with "smallest". It not ascetism, at all to the contrary - on to comparison with those images that improbable imagination Aquarian has generated, even 18-star hotel will not differ from a remote one-room apartment in the old house so what for agonize and why to enter hotel if it is all the same for him and will not change anything? By the way, those Aquarians which presumed to embody their dreams during a life (known Actors, for example) very quickly became the sample for imitation and objects of envy of all other people. If people could realize at all scope and originality in general plans of an Aquarian. But, as well as it was spoken above, Aquarians don't need another's opinions and ratings or he can listen to just reconfirm or check of his own theories.
About —skills to understand " and " skills to be friends?? Aquarians has the set of legends, but nobody has ever told us, what actually on his mind by doing this all quality things. Any Aquarian stands at the top of the highest mountain in the world, and at this top, i o

And this top is so unattainable, behind the clouds, from such, almost orbital height all other people seem absolutely identical - well what difference between two points which are pottering about somewhere there, below? And here are some jokes on subject that Aquarians can communicate equally easy with the president
and with poorest guy in the country certainly, in fact both of them for an Aquarian no more, than "ordinary people". Interest to them,
However, Aquarian show to them never ostentatious, and quite sincere (with those who are uninteresting to him, he will never even talk Simply does not communicate at all, and to catch it in such condition it is absolutely unreal). Now a myth about softness and good nature - one of the most fantastic and improbable, but for some reason very popular among people. Like, Aquarians does not like cruelty and prefers to resolve all the things softly... Aha, certainly! The Reasons only two, and they are extremely pragmatic. The first Aquarians are very well understands and feels all that occurs to other people. Not because loves empathy and compassion - it is not present and in a mine. Simply it is a part of his global aspiration to understanding the world - very well to feel and understand all that are around him. Therefore another people's problems are his own problems as he owns a world. The second reason - he understands, that after cruel treatment
The person can think about revenge and in general is spoils reputation, and "kind" acts raise chance of gratitude and support in the future. In general, it is banal more effectively. Certainly, any person basically cannot wound Aquarians by words or acts so deeply, that he seriously began something to be afraid of, and any Aquarian doesn't like to get distracted by nonsense's and consequently prefers that he will be surrounded with people, who has extremely positive feelings for him.
Do not be deceived on this matter - as soon as Aquarian will become disinterested in you, he will disappear so quickly and imperceptibly, that anybody will not have time to understand anything at all. However, it will not be a problem for him to approach you after couple of years to you in the street with a joyful smile and will approach you to ask —Well, where you have been all these years—

And if in any case Aquarian has decided to cause someone a pain... Even, Scorpions turn pale and leave nervously to smoke aside their rough methods do not go to any comparison with that hell, which Aquarian is capable to arrange to his victims. And the most terrible of all is that at that time he won't be even a little angry with victim- as the inhabitant of heaven can seriously be angry with the mere mortals? Or, more likely even, the scientist - sincerely to hate the experimental mouse? Aquarian with sincere interest will investigate all the most vulnerable painful points of the person, and with especial diligence about what the person also did not suspect... Thus at all sincerely consoling and supporting a victim on his inhuman experiments. After that Aquarian usually find is one more —the best friend?? (more precisely, the one who considers Aquarian as the —the best
The friend "), and Aquarian by that time with pleasure continues to test on his victim the own experiments.

Anybody who wants to comment?

i could hardly understand the translation but overall i get it...and thats wat i be feeling sometimes
if more people were to think how i think the world would be a better place lol
let me not be selfish..WE as Aquarians..think

there really should be more comments on this subjject...this is wat im talking about
sht like this gets overlooked...a shame

pretty true , in my case i don't really mind giving money or something i don't need to friends or homeless people.

But about the part that after years we'll be back and then forget if we were mad at a person,well...i got a person who i still can't forgive after 10 years.I see him as a stranger these days.

And yea,this topic deserves more comments. 🙂

UGH.

FINALLY.

A description without the humanitarian, friendly bullshit.

The giving unselfishly part is too true, though, not even ego stroking here. The logic behind it has been the same for EVERY aqua (myself included) I've come across.

The feeling thing is, nnnnnnn, sort of spot-on, except the aquas I've met are still cruel.

Posted by Alexash
And if in any case Aquarian has decided to cause someone a pain... Even, Scorpions turn pale and leave nervously to smoke aside their rough methods do not go to any comparison with that hell, which Aquarian is capable to arrange to his victims. And the most terrible of all is that at that time he won't be even a little angry with victim- as the inhabitant of heaven can seriously be angry with the mere mortals? Or, more likely even, the scientist - sincerely to hate the experimental mouse? Aquarian with sincere interest will investigate all the most vulnerable painful points of the person, and with especial diligence about what the person also did not suspect... Thus at all sincerely consoling and supporting a victim on his inhuman experiments. After that Aquarian usually find is one more —the best friend?? (more precisely, the one who considers Aquarian as the —the best
The friend "), and Aquarian by that time with pleasure continues to test on his victim the own experiments.

This got me.

The anger part isn't entirely true, well SHOWING it isn't true anyway, as is the aqua doing anything about their anger besides psychological warfare, but the whole "friending" thing certainly is.

I mean, what better way to really hurt someone than to have them in a position of vulnerability?


















































Okay, I'm ego-stroking here.
















































































I haven't done it in a long time.

















































































What—!

Analyzing an Aquarius ...
And still no sign of the zodiac, more arrogant and conceited than Aquarius. Yes, it is generally considered that the arrogant, ambitious and vain are the Leos - but they are just amateurs, all the talents which fade at the same moment, when there are a number of true professionals - Aquarius. Aquarius does not need constant confirmation that they are smarter, stronger, prettier and generally the most-most - they just know it and take it for granted. They are so imbued with knowledge of its own greatness, that the opinion of other people can not in principle affect their self-esteem. Aquarius himself the most severe critic and most devoted fan - and other people use them only to confirm his own thoughts.

If the leos in response to an objection immediately excited and start arguing, proving their own superiority, Aquarius can be quite sincerely agree with the arguments of his opponents - and even bring their own set of evidence to support them. And the meaning is not about that, Aquarius likes to shock people by their behavior (although he loves to do it - it's so amusing to observe the expression of these did not understand the "mere mortals"), the point here is that for Aquarians is not important victory over someone (why, if he is so sure of their superiority?), and indeed the issue, frankly,it is so important🙂 It's simple - to build a beautiful Aquarius logical picture more complete and correct "than all other people - is a matter of internal pride and honor. That is, of course, it is so much more complete and correct, than all other people, but there is no limit to perfection ... and if to improve its system of attitudes and values necessary for a couple of seconds, turn it inside out and put on his head - Aquarius did not hesitate to do so. But since his narrow-minded opponent (although for Aquarians he is still not an opponent - just an improvised tool, nothing more) missed many important points in defending its position, the Aquarius happy to fill all the gaps and correct all the mistakes in reasoning. Accusations of insanity of any Aquarius perceives as a compliment - because they firmly believe that it is and should be the reaction of " of the majority" in the manifestation of true genius.

When Aquarius says something - he says in the first place for himself. He likes the beauty and perfection of his own thoughts - but when he reached a certain point in his reflections, he may unexpectedly switch to another topic. It is because of the unpredictability they may even surpass even the geminis - at least shows the unpredictability of Aquarius, but much more unusual, global and unpredictable. Aquarius is unlikely to just want to stand on his head ... but that's to turn upside down the whole world - out of pure curiosity - this is his style . Aquarius - the only one who does not lose balance, if you tell him that he is not going to Earth, and rotates its own pace. At best, he shrug his shoulders with an air as if he, and so it is always known - by the way, it is quite possible that he did it always knew it.

To Aries Aquarius behaves extremely arrogant, taking them for ever anxious adolescents, and therefore just loves to watch them constantly amazed with what vigor, these people make their eternal stupidity. Arguing with them said to be occupied tedious and useless, and therefore usually just agree that portraying knowing smile with which good physicians talking with patients and nervous children or vets - with wild animals.

To Taurus Aquarius is extremely sarcastic, finding in them just the same, an endless source for his sarcastic jokes on the subject of conservatism and the earthiness of the human race. Fortunately for the Aquarius, Taurus usually do not understand the jokes, and generally nobody understands his jokes but himself - but, of course, Aquarius is not a bit confusing. All the same, because the only worthy judge of his subtle humor - is himself. By the way, cannot be an Aquarian with no sense of humor simply does not exist in nature, just some of them would, in their opinion, so well developed that won't show around - absolutely a waste of time. However, the same can be said about all other human talents and abilities

emini often cause irritation to Aquarius, which he conceals or openly show - depending on mood, weather, and many other factors, which would still be incomprehensible to most people. Gemini irritates Aquarius by his randomness (which often does not want to fit into a nice logical framework of aquarian world), his acute mind, which they, in the opinion of Aquarius is constantly misused, his tendency to exaggerate (or at least the fact that these exaggerations so obvious) and too short memory - all this often makes communication with the Gemini just unbearable for Aquarius ... although sometimes leads to the fact that Aquarius will start observe to be especially talented gemini as guinea Animal, with callous stubbornness and ingenuity, pushing the cold this changeable type in "correct", in the opinion of Aquarius. Of course, this is not essential to achieve good results, and verification Aquarius their own talents in the field of pedagogy and manipulation. A special surprise and annoyance of Aquarius may cause the fact that during a break in the experiments, while Aquarius is considering its own system of education, once again bringing it to perfection, Gemini completely independently may change so that it completely overwrite all previous "achievements" of Aquarius.

For aquarians cancers are just to pity on them. Of course, they feel sorry for all the other signs of the Zodiac, and even themselves - in the first place, but pity aqurians - the most arrogant of all the possible. Aquarius sincerely believes that "Cancer is born can not fly," and do not even tries to rehabilitate, but as much as trying to make his life easier - simply because the inside feels omnipotent. Cancer also takes care of Aquarius with gratitude, often not noticing a sympathetic view of his benefactor strongly growing megalomania. Aquarius, for which the house is the whole world (and not because he was "tolerant", just less than he believes himself unworthy ... but that's Galaxy - it is precisely his style ... for the time being) simply can not understand the attachment to Cancer their four walls and hearth and home. Again, the inner feeling of omnipotence and invulnerability makes him laugh inwardly at a time, until he listens sympathetically countless complaints and concerns of Cancer. With cancers Aquarians truly relax the soul.

Leos Aquarius genuinely adores - how can you not adore their favorite plush toy or a favorite cartoon series about robots transformers. Lots of fun, lots of bright and pleasant experiences, but in fact - just an optional element of entertainment to life. The Lions, with their constant passion to show others their own importance and superiority, cause of Aquarius only a slight smile - "Well we do actually know who's the most intelligent, meaningful and, in general, without whom there all fall to pieces because of the absolute meaninglessness of his own existence . Aquarians happy to listen to the kingdom sayings brilliant Leos - in fact all the same all good ideas suggested to Leo Aquarius and the other in any way and will remain empty words. Leo, himself unwittingly, has consistently demonstrated its Aquarius secondary and dependent on the circumstances and people around them - even becoming the first among many, Leo is one of them. Aquarius is located so far above all other people, that from the height of its orbit space ants swarming all this is only a smile and a glimmer of research interest.

To Virgo Aquarius gives respect - he genuinely admires the ability of these people turn their lives in monotonous and routine work of a well-functioning mechanism. Aquarius is willing to use the talents of Virgoes, their assiduity, pedantry, ability to postpone all other business in the name of their work. Aquarius loves them, even - about the same as the favorite computer or machine countable. Even if Aquarius picked up some virgo seriously - you can be sure, he is simply engaged in repair and improvement favorite mechanism, nothing more ...

Libra overtake on the Aquarius boredom. Aquarius is always a strong believer in the fact that he sees the future clearly for a few days in advance (and even life itself easily agree with his opinion, than trying to convince this arrogant stubborn), and therefore the uncertainty of these otherwise very nice people can bring to Aquarius absolute frustration. Aquarius out of pure curiosity and a spirit of experimentation may try to intervene in the lives of Libra to get them to have finally taken the obvious (for Aquarius) decision, but after several attempts with the same result (Libra hysteria and art attempts to faint), it becomes completely boring. Although people are certainly lovely, and communicate with them is sometimes quite nice, even Aquarius - they are thus ideal Actor, which is very bad fits in the dramatic mo

Scorpions are often simply sentiments Aquarius with their brutality and secrecy. From the poisonous sting of Scorpio Aquarius perfectly protected by their confidence in their own superiority and invulnerability, but what secrecy of Scorpio, which itself Aquarius knows much better than his own, able to laugh to tears of Aquarius. Most Aquarius likes to play along with Scorpio, in one (for Aquarius) day one graceful motion of wringing some very crafty and pernicious combination of unfortunate scorpions. Riding for the grace of Aquarius is considered as if happen to be nearby, instantly persuade the Scorpion in his own innocence and the complete lack of information, submit a handkerchief, and drink alcohol, to calm, put to bed and fix the blanket - all in order to Scorpion quickly recovered and took up his favorite pastime , delivers the Aquarians so much genuine pleasure.

Sagittarius Aquarius cause quite obvious paternal or maternal feelings. Enthusiastic idealism ofsagitarrius, and their often fanatical belief in something good and bright (Aquarians modest smile), love to travel and general childishness reminds Aquarius on strongly simplified version of their own childhood. With the musketeers of Aquarius is very easy to seem experienced and wise, and because Aquarius is the most natural role, he takes it with pleasure. At the same time, the Aquarius a little sad knowing that if they wanted to Sagittarius can not achieve even a tenth of the wisdom and experience that is given to each Aquarians (and this particular - in particular) from birth. It is because through the warm feelings of parents in the look of Aquarius often slips some mournful note that besides Sagittarius only adds sectarianism in his belief in selfless goodness and justice of Aquarius.

Capricorns cause Aquarius blank melancholy. Normally, all the relations of Aquarius to Capricorn could be described with the words "this black energy so for peaceful purposes" ... however, the ratio of Capricorn Aquarius describes roughly the same words, only with far more pragmatism and far less arrogance. Aquarius is constantly derides what Capricorn considers the basics of his own life - confidence, stability, conservatism, the power authority and more money. But when, after a while Aquarius is convinced that all his mockery, logical arguments and passionate appeals are divided on the armor of the dead cold capricornian mind, and any interesting reactions should not be (except that Capricorn might at some point to hire a killer, which Aquarius when we meet with joy to swing, to see the benefits of non-violent way of life and sends correcting your karma in any Buddhist monastery in the remote Tibetan mountains), Aquarius is quite boring, he was disappointed with the ability to engage in dialogue with these die-hard, stubborn Capricorn, and goes to look for more interesting objects for the application of its forces.

Other Aquarius Aquarius wary. On the one hand - all Aquarians undeniable genius, and in general - the crown of creation, and all other signs of the Zodiac - a failed experiment of the Cosmos on the way to true perfection. On the other hand, recognize that someone may be at least somewhat equal to (or heaven forbid, excel) Aquarius - is simply unthinkable. Therefore, each thinks the other Aquarius Aquarius least a little bit, but inferior in all respects. Yes, Aquarians closest to the center of the universe, but in the same point around which everything revolves, there can be only one - and everyone Aquarius sincerely believe that this "one" - is all it is. And the fact that everyone feels that Aquarius Aquarius in the other, gives rise to some tension in their interaction - because Aquarius can not completely comfortable communicating with someone who is so deeply mistaken. However, to conflict and to begin an open debate on these topics, no Aquarius will not - he did not want to be like all kinds aries and Leos

How to treat Pisces, Aquarius could not understand, and therefore in any case be treated with arrogance. On the one hand, fish are the very embodiment of all that Aquarius is seen as weak and limited - they say, and castles in the air they do not have such a beautiful, durable and comply with all superior rules, and lies from them though and professional, but unsystematic and often meaningless, and in life, they often behave like somehow completely incomprehensible - where Aquarius sees no benefit, he suspects stupidity. And with all that is in Pisces kind of mystery, which allows them sometimes, a little bit, but ahead of Aquarius at least in something. Of course, Aquarius, that always wins on points, it almost did not bother, but some internal dissatisfaction remains. The more he tries to understand the Fishes, the easier it is uninteresting, and they seem to him, but he had only to turn around - as fish make some really quite incredible dodge. Aquarius can not understand, this is a coincidence or a subtle insult, and therefore at some point simply stop to think about it, not to go crazy ...

It is clear that this text is by Aquarius, and in the first place - in order to flatter his own vanity. In the second place - his friends, Aquarius, who may be in a position more or less adequately with this text ...

... And thirdly, just to unusual and humorous look at this rather amusing sign of the Zodiac - Aquarius🙂 In the end, one must at least try to warn of normal people that they can expect when dealing with these intolerable arrogance loonies 🙂))

all aquas i know dont find me boring at all. rather they think im a dork. lol