Born on a Rotten Day -- Aquarius

Born on a rotten day? How dare they! I was born on an awesome day. That day was so awesome that most wouldn't be able to understand the meaning of awesome! Hell, I came out of my mama so awesome that I was covered in awesome a.k.a DA PLACENTA!!!!!! Y'all can hate all you want you know my badassery knows no boundaries.

Posted by DK09
Born on a rotten day? How dare they! I was born on an awesome day. That day was so awesome that most wouldn't be able to understand the meaning of awesome! Hell, I came out of my mama so awesome that I was covered in awesome a.k.a DA PLACENTA!!!!!! Y'all can hate all you want you know my badassery knows no boundaries.

LOL all of them (all the signs in every forum) say born on a rotten day. 😛

I know. Just saying. You can't deny the awesome though. Plus which other sign do you know craps out amazing and pees magic? No one! That's right I went there other signs.

Posted by Dynamite Parfait
^Pfft....

Hey DK, wanna cookie?

For all the peeing magic and farting rainbows?

And whatnot?

😛😛😛

Don't pffft me. I barf pffft. And yes I would like a cookie please and thank you. What kind of cookie? Fuck it, just give it to me.

Posted by Dynamite Parfait
NO COOKIE FOR YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

Bwahahahahaha!

😛😛

Ok, you can have one. But only one. And I expect you to eat it slowly. With determination and much mandible grinding.

Not one crumb must hit either the floor or your clothing, or I will cease my cookie patronage.

(ps. do you really barf 'pfft'? Are you gassy? It's gas, isn't it? Got gas?)

😛

No! I'mma put it all in my mouth! I refuse to abide by these demands you've put upon my cookie eating habits. I say nay to these restrictions and boycott your cookies for the time being. I expect a written letter of apology in the mail by noon. If not then we shall duel. You may choose your weapon.

P.S. Might or might not be gas. I'm not too sure. I'll get that checked out tomorrow. Doesn't seem normal does it? Meh.

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Posted by DK09

Posted by DK09
Born on a rotten day? How dare they! I was born on an awesome day. That day was so awesome that most wouldn't be able to understand the meaning of awesome! Hell, I came out of my mama so awesome that I was covered in awesome a.k.a DA PLACENTA!!!!!! Y'all can hate all you want you know my badassery knows no boundaries.

LOL all of them (all the signs in every forum) say born on a rotten day. 😛

I know. Just saying. You can't deny the awesome though. Plus which other sign do you know craps out amazing and pees magic? No one! That's right I went there other signs.

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😛 Watch it water bearer, you're pouring out magical pee from your urn. Better replace that urn quick!! LOL

Can I borrow yours for the time being then? I can lend you this Patriots mug I got for Christmas until I can get mine cleaned out. K, thanks. You're awesome!

Hah! I am the weapon! Be prepared to bow down and have my awesome wash over you like the sandy shores of some beach somewhere getting ocean water all over it.

I want Clucky there to witness it. I want to make him watch. With it's cold, dead eyes. Just staring into nothingness. You know what, leave the chicken I just creeped myself out right there.

I think this is the epitome of an aquarian person like all theyre planets and ascendant would have to be in aquarius for a fucked up result like this

how i am so intrigued by these boring Aquarians i have no idea. you just...have an air too ya. lol

Posted by Dynamite Parfait
Yeah, I guess you're right, Feisty!

Some of them can be quite fetching in the humour department.

And one of the best writers of the English language was a Taurean, after all.

(But we're still funnier, in my ever-so-humble-and-unsolicited-opinion)

😛 😉

I'll fight you for the funny. My Funny vs. your whatever. That's right, whatever.

What now?!?! WHAT NOW?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Whatchu goin' do now?!?!

I'm the tornado and you're the stick figure cuz you runnin' scurred!!!!!

And I'll go there whenever I damn please thank you very much! Who do you think you are telling me to do things? I'll do things when I want to do things! I don't give a fuck! I'm a gangster!