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Laugh, and the world will laugh with you...
LMFAO
Where did you find this, it's hilarious!
Cancerlady
Where did you find this, it's hilarious!
Cancerlady
was listening to this song at my desk while I cleaned up some terrible code my manager wrote.. kept me in good spirits, so I decided to share.
Ooh,falling out a window sounds kinda fun,maybe even kinky.
L-M-A-O !!!
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts
next week
🙂
next week
🙂
Lol yohoo the leo,virgo,gem,scorp and sag ones are classics,not nessacerly anything to do with the signs but the lyrics.Weird Als the sh-t.
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Thought to ponder, I have been finding my self battling finances. Seems to been a trait since I been on my own, I am usually good at the logic of keeping my bills anf extras in order. I balance out everything, but still I get my butt in trouble,is this fi
Are all of us Aquarians described as being self-aborbed, tactless, and rude? I never really actually thought or associated the idea of being self-absorbed with Aquarius.
That's what I read at a couple of places I looked to under Aquarius description.<
That's what I read at a couple of places I looked to under Aquarius description.<
Okay, corny title. I know.
But we're all Aquarians right? And even though we may share some of the same characteristics like how we can all say we know how each other is feeling, we're all different. Each Aquarian is different. That may due to ou
But we're all Aquarians right? And even though we may share some of the same characteristics like how we can all say we know how each other is feeling, we're all different. Each Aquarian is different. That may due to ou
Two questions on Aquas:
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a. Are Aquariuns always confused when in love? My Aqua says she loves me very much (as much as she does her mother!!) and then after 3 months she wants only to be friends and we break up. This ha
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a. Are Aquariuns always confused when in love? My Aqua says she loves me very much (as much as she does her mother!!) and then after 3 months she wants only to be friends and we break up. This ha
Foreplay of Aquarius:
Aquarius likes crowds.
Aquarius likes crowds.
My name is Alexandra and am new to the site. I am interested in hearing all opinions on a Aquarius and Scorpio relationship. I was just recently in one. It was hard. But am still trying to figure out what the hell was going through his mind. I am an aquar
Hey there!
I have only been in two relationships in my life both 8 months, so sometimes I feel like I don't know how to be a "girlfriend". (IN YOUR PERSONAL OPINION) What characteritics make up a good girlfriend?
Guys & Girls Opinions bo
I have only been in two relationships in my life both 8 months, so sometimes I feel like I don't know how to be a "girlfriend". (IN YOUR PERSONAL OPINION) What characteritics make up a good girlfriend?
Guys & Girls Opinions bo
this is sangicrab again..i think i told u guys about my aqua guy....i ignored him coz his din't respond....i just totally ignored and moved on with my life,creating new friends....decided to quit.
finally he came back to me complaining i left hi
finally he came back to me complaining i left hi
Hey everyone how is everybody doing? How's the weather? It's nice over here in california, very sunny... but not hot, just right! :P
Anyone know of the scorpio and aquarius combination, or has been with an aquarius (scorpios) or aq. been with sco
Anyone know of the scorpio and aquarius combination, or has been with an aquarius (scorpios) or aq. been with sco
hi there...
This is a cancerian in need of ur help.
i was goin out with an aqua for the past two years...we had frequent break-ups.he'll suddenly say some reason and disappear from my life.after two months he'll come back.this keeps happening.
This is a cancerian in need of ur help.
i was goin out with an aqua for the past two years...we had frequent break-ups.he'll suddenly say some reason and disappear from my life.after two months he'll come back.this keeps happening.
Weird Al Yankovic......
Your Horoscope For Today Lyrics,
Aquarius
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a
speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a
day
Pisces
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say
Aries
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound
watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep
Taurus
You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go
back to sleep
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
Gemini
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fianc? hurls a javelin through
your chest
Cancer
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in
the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's
test
Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's
face!!!!!!!!!!
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of
strawberry Quik
Virgo
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the
relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep
significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give
you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid,
scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not
to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.
Where was I?
Libra
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented than
you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts
next week
Scorpio
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak
Sagittarius
All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in
your den
Capricorn
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know
they're lying
If I were you, I?d lock my doors and windows and never never never never never
leave my house again
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (yay yay yay yay yay)
That's your horoscope for today