OF COURSE he's an aries!

basically this is a story about 40 year old UPS mail sorter Malik Turner from Harlem who hand wrote personal ads to find the s1ut (not hooker) of his dreams and taped them up at telephone booths around the city. I'm not going to say much because Malik has this covered and you should really spend time reading the entire ad. and in case you havent already noticed, MALIK IS WEARING A FANNY PACK! a fanny pack that matches his outfit!


http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/give_me_call_gals_lfVoF15zxGSOomEkdrISFL</a><BR>

OMG!!!! I almost peed my PJ's hahahaha LMAO Noooo hookers,she-males haha funny funny shit!!

Now that is some crazy shit!