The Dark Truth About Sex w/ Aries..

This topic was created in the Aries forum by CancerianGoddess on Sunday, January 31, 2010 and has 19 replies.

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@CancerianGoddess
18 Years1,000+ PostsCancer

The GOOD stuff OR Dark Deep Truth.... I Will say it sounds like my Aries man. Anyone agree with it?
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Aries LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to be open minded with an Aries...If you don't feel like being duct taped to a wall and beaten with live ferrets: Tell Them. Be warned! IF you don't want to be kinky, don't be with an Aries. If you say 'No' too often to them you may lose them as a lover forever.
Aries Idea of Heaven Is: Participating in live sex shows for money. Having their favorite human toy win first place in a pony boy/girl race. Fucking as an art form on display in a gallery. They secretly crave to be strippers or Annie Sprinkle. Aries LIVES to be jealous...they also like to coordinate other people fucking. Secretly desire to be fluffers. Aries owned a Violet Wand before it was popular. They are also Sadists.
The best gift to give an Aries is designer colored nylon rope in their favorite color. They live to tease and torture...HEY...Somebody's gotta do it, right? They like hair pulling. Beware of their 'toy' collections. Don't tease them...they will rape you. They love pony boys and girls...I cannot emphasize this enough! They like it doggie style especially if they are steering. Give an Aries 100 feet of rope and a 250 dollar flogger, they will follow. As long as they get to be the one holding the handle.

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@i love ewe
18 Years1,000+ PostsAries

it's good to know that in this economy i have so many career avenues at my disposal. if accounting doesn't work out i know i can work the hoe stroll and be a fluffer or flap my vagina lips for a quick buck. it's great to be an aries!

as for the being beaten with live ferrets thing, i'm a vegetarian so i only use faux ferret pelts.

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@Geminithefox
17 Years1,000+ PostsGemini

wow! that's all news to me! Actually aries are hot but they can be
physically & mentally worn down.My aries man says I wear him out
and he means it.He says it's not in one day,but over time.
I can make him soooo tired he sleeps like a baby all night long.
He always says,Hug me baby & I hold him thru the night.

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@AslanMane
17 Years

Damn! Watching the lovely Cancerian Goddess and Aries flirt is getting me hot! I'd pay for that show and probably join in! The more the merrier!

Amen fire brotha!