12 House Trials of Glory!

Okay, I have a fun little game for you all to play.
Here is a quick astro lesson, there are 12 signs. Each rule over a house in astrology.
Aries ruling the 1st, Pisces ruling the 12th, etc.
With me so far? Good.
The game is simple. I'm issuing out a challenge based on each house of astrology. Winner of each challenge wins a free reading from me. There will be 12 challenges, so you'll have 12 chances to win. (Note: If you won once, you can't try for more readings. Due to leeb fairness and all that crap.)

Got it? Good.
Challenge #1: Aries rules the first house of self. The first house is your rising sign, how you come off to the world, how you look and your first instincts in new situations.
So to kick this off, first person to post a badass a pick of their Rising sign wins a reading.

Posted by Impulsv

WINNER!

Posted by Impulsv
I'll give u the dates lol

Right. Okay winners here is how things will go.
Pm me the details for the chart you want read. (Time of birth, date and place of birth)
I'll be making a thread on chart intereptation board where I'll post the readings for all the winners. Since that's what that board was made for.

Alright? Good. I'll post next challenge.

Challenge #2: Taurus rules of the second house of value. Think about things you own and own alone. Your body, your food, your money, etc.

So since I have a Taurus Moon, the next challenge will be to seduce my moon. Invoke my inner headonist. Make me salivate with desire over whatever you post. (Note: NO PORN! Unless its food porn. Then that's totally okay.)

Oh, I can already tell this thread will be gold.



Also can't win challenges I haven't set yet. Sorry bro. You tried.

Dammnit Ands.
I said seduce not make my moon consider being a food hooker.
Gawd.


Come on guys, you gonna let these fix signs win everything with no challenge?

Posted by GENERALIZOD

Posted by SirHorns
Challenge #2: Taurus rules of the second house of value. Think about things you own and own alone. Your body, your food, your money, etc.

So since I have a Taurus Moon, the next challenge will be to seduce my moon. Invoke my inner headonist. Make me salivate with desire over whatever you post. (Note: NO PORN! Unless its food porn. Then that's totally okay.)

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So a TaurusSun shows you the pradaise and your moon is complaining? Who's bigger? sun or moon?

Here you have my lazy seduction.





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los amigos
dream house

Taurus Moon Challenge




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Got 11/12 chances to win folks. No need to give up yet! You can get a win in!

...as for this current contest.
That Taurus just tore out my heart and made me like it.
Then that Sag came and nuked my fine ass to kingdom come. Hawt.
Now we have a Leo throwing a puppy at me.

It hurts. It hurts soooo good. Hurt my moon more! /Crazy Scorpio side triggered.

Everyone tells me that taurus likes blankets 😄

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I know this was the first challenge, but libra rising haha

Posted by deathnirvana
Challenge 12 : 12th House CappyHornyLesbo

Why do you have to ruin the challenge- its not 12th house yet

Sirhorn, you are a man of taste




Imagine coming home after a day of hard work in your luxury wall street office
this pretty girl is waiting for you in your mansion
she has cooked you your favorite meal and will spend the rest of the night playing your favorite videogame with you, or maybe watching a good quality anime from the past or whatever you want to do, maybe just a back massage

everything on this page seems to have a benis, don't discriminate

Clearly the fish know how to seduce.
MissFisk vs Hydroah

Everyone else take notes you'll you'll learn something!

For a Taur Moon ...

Then the bulls upped their game.
Shit.
Well clearly my moon wants all, but not all can win. This is not preschool. High school maybe, but not pre-k.

The food or the women. Tough choice.
Listen to the horemones or the everything else?
Hmm...

...wait, pre or...
Okay then. 😐

Last chance for entries. After my lunch, I'll judge and decide a winner.

WINNER: Missfisk!
Honorary Mention: CuriousRam. If my moon wanted men, clearly she'd go the manly Aries man like you!

Challenge #3: Gemini rules the 3rd house. Communication, siblings, your neighborhood and primary education.
Tell me about your sun sign's board. It is good up in your hood or is it a ghetto cesspool of hate? Pursade me to come visit! Tel me why your board is hot shit and why I should hang out there and you'll win a reading!

Good luck. Lord knows you'll all need it for this one.

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Posted by deathnirvana
Challenge 5 : 5th House Gimni

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omg.

that is awesome. 😆

is Hugh Laurie, gemini sun in the 3rd, with a stellium leo (moon, Uranus, venus, pluto, mars in 5th) still a good one for that?

SirHorns, you want a description right?

How much time do we have for this one?

Posted by Damnata
SirHorns, you want a description right?

How much time do we have for this one?

Pursade. Details appeal to my earth bits.
You guys have till the 15th. So by the time its midnight EST, I'll start judging.

Posted by MissFisk

Posted by SirHorns
WINNER: Missfisk!
Honorary Mention: CuriousRam. If my moon wanted men, clearly she'd go the manly Aries man like you!

YUSSSSS!!

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PM me the details for the chart you want read and I will PM you when the its up.

I was robbed of my win

Posted by hydorah
I was robbed of my win

Better luck next time!
The possible penis and lack of jacuzzi coated you.
You beat everyone else though.

Posted by hydorah

my words.

Posted by GENERALIZOD
i can win this by default if no one plays!

Sad but true.
Just gotta convince me to visit your signs board.
That's all. Y'all are sad.

I think noone understood the question

I don't understand the challenge at all - board, your third house? My third house is aquarius so am i supposed to represent my aquarius third house in a gif—?

Example:
Come to Capricorn board, its classy and sassy!

You would be convincing me to come visit the board of your sun sign.
This is linked to 3rd house by making the board of your sun sign equalivant to your neighborhood.

The Virgo Board..

...also known as the board where romance goes to die, then gets raped post-mortem by logic.

Because..

We have a rich tradition of embracing cultural diversity, dating back to the dawn of DXP (but only if you're a Virgo)



Because everybody likes a good enigma (ongoing 14 years)



Because not even dxp legends knew what to do with us..



Because we have high standards..



We elicit strong reactions..



We know math..



But above all..because everyone should have a moment a life where they submit to the Virgo microscope and get detailed advice. We're like life customer support 24/7...ok, sarcastic life customer support but still.

"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.

Choose your future.

Choose the Virgo Board."

...and you all have 9 minutes left to beat Damnata.
Poor things.

WINNER: Damnata!

PM me the details of the chart you want read or a pic of it.
You'll be messaged when the reading is up.

Challenge #4
Cancer rules the 4th house; home life, homeland, your family history and your momma are all under this house's dominion. So what's the challenge?

The signs are all going to war. Convince me to form an alliance with your board in this war and to mark the allience, suggest which two users should be married to stand a symbols of our unified might.

Example: I represent Capricorn board since my sun is in cap. So if I was playing, I'd try to convince myself to just let cap board stand on its own with no alliances. Now if I was another sign, I would be trying to sell the idea of a alliance between our boards in the Waaar!

Random Virgo: Join with us. We're both earth signs, so we won't make poor life choices during this war. We can have Damnata and Cowpuncher married off to solidify our combined might and have them act as the symbol of our dominance. Also both are too cute to kill off, so...
^Like that basically. All you have to do is get Cap board to join your board's side in the war and then suggest to users to have a political marriage to show the unified might between the boards.

Posted by deathnirvana
Rabbit and Reincarnation will make a strong couple.

I nominate both of their asses for the war !!!

WHOSE WITH ME HUH

They are both Scorpios. You need to pick another board and either Rabbit or Rein to represent the Scorpio board.

Posted by Damnata

Posted by deathnirvana
Rabbit and Reincarnation will make a strong couple.

I nominate both of their asses for the war !!!

WHOSE WITH ME HUH

They are both Scorpios. You need to pick another board and either Rabbit or Rein to represent the Scorpio board.

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Actually Cap board...since I'm judging and the winner gets to win the war, get a couple AND the prize of a reading.

Posted by deathnirvana

Posted by Damnata

Posted by deathnirvana
Rabbit and Reincarnation will make a strong couple.

I nominate both of their asses for the war !!!

WHOSE WITH ME HUH

They are both Scorpios. You need to pick another board and either Rabbit or Rein to represent the Scorpio board.

I don't see anyone else better than those 2. So the rule for this round doesn't work for me I guess.

Scorpio Reincarnation x Scorpio Rabbit = Best Dad & Mom for the forum.

I'll leave it to the both of them to decide who takes which role lol

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I would leave that house as soon as I possibly could. Rabbit seems awesome but Rein would be so overly controling, I know his overbearing attitude would end up with us having words, may be a fight. Hell, maybe my sob story could get so cougar to keep as a pet sex toy for a bit. I'll keep in touch with Rabbit for Rein would take a court trial or Rein dying and Rabbit asking me to donate the blood or bone marrow, etc he needs to survive. Even then, not showing up anywaywhere he is cause he probs break my legs for leaving him and keep me in a closet at his mercy till I die.

^I'd go there every morning and evening to have breakfast and dinner with Rabbit.

Rein would get bitchslapped if he started with his controlling issues. Otherwise, I'd just ignore his presence.

^that father would not even have to be on his knees to blow the son.

those challenges aren't very interesting tbf

Posted by hydorah
those challenges aren't very interesting tbf

Well each house isnt super special awesome in terms of fun.
First time this has been done, so nothing stopping anyone from making a better one.

...though I suppose I could have just made you all hunt for porn pics and post them here. Best Aries actress, Taurus actress,etc... Would have been easier. *shrug*

^So I take it having long conversations at night before going to bed about the state of our relationship..

...is cool in your book?

Since you only mentioned "morning" 😛

Deathnirvana wins due to actually trying...

Challenge #5
Leo rules the house of pleasures of the heart! Romance, fun and games!
So let's get creative folks! Tell me your idea of a fun first date!
Most enjoyable sounding idea wins the challenge!