Libra HORRIBLEscoop

I know what your going to say before you say it, its not the 23ed yet. Ask me if I give a big rats ass. I may be dead by the 23ed so here it is like it or not. Lets talk profile air sign or air head which ever you perfer. I am almost sure this is were all the blond jokes come from. You know the blond bought two dogs timex and rolex, she wanted watch dogs. Moving on. Most female Libras or easy to get along with or just easy after a couple of drinks. This could lead to venereal disease or even rape charges they can become indecisive during sex. There good side is they go through money like water through you hands. they are stubborn, indecisive, unbalanced hanger ons, a lot of dependency here. They love leos, aquarius, geminis and sagittarius. they hate capricorns three have tried to kill me . My phrasea for the libra is (pour rire ) not to be taken seriously. If you are a female Libra you probabley are good looking most of you are if you just had a brain to go with the bod. Your life this year will not be bad you will go on the way you have in the past not knowing what is going on around you just kind of there wondering what its all about. It can't be horrible if you can't grasp it so be happy don't worry.
If your a male just by being yourself you make people around feel special, after knowing you how could they feel anything else. Its like there save for the grace of god goeth John Bradford. most libra males are also goodlooking that is why a lot of them are homosexuals they are to cute. the ones who go both ways or just for women could make a living as male whores. The libra male is the type who leaves thousands of pounds worth auto setting on the street, and puts his junk in the garage. and just like the females your year will not be bad in your eyes, you think with your penis so what can be wrong if you are getting laid once in awhile. Money will be in short supply no matter how much you make you will go through it. You will be no smarter than you were last year or for that matter than you were 10 years ago. have a good life.

Boy James...did a Libran burn you recently? Hey it's okay for Cappies and Librans to not get along while dating or living with one another but they can still get along! And it is most likely due to the affable nature of the Libran that will keep a freindship going becuse we don't like conflict--there, had to say it cuz it's true. You seem to have come down hard on the women though...I think it would be best if you just didn't associate with Libran women or men because obviously--it's not a good match. There's nothing wrong with that-some signs just don't mesh. And no, we are not "air heads"--not in the slightest. I have encountered a few lightheaded Virgos in my time but not in a Libran. One thing I HAVE noticed quite often, Librans tend to be well educated. So, did you make this up? Or was this written from another source?

I write all my own horriblescoops that is why they are horrible. I have noticed that libra's, virgos and even some leo's want to kill me. Perhaps its something I have said? NA. no a libra did not burn me recently I get burned by a sag now and then, She may be behind the death threats. You are right about education most libras have been to grade school. I still think the blond jokes are about libras.

But not EVERY blond you meet is a Libra. Also, and I know you're just being facitious by your educational comment--many celeb Librans have gone to high-grade universities..i.e. Matt Damon, Mira Sorvino, Oliver North, Liev Shcrieber, etc.

Never heard of them. Just because Matt Damon made a movie about a genius doesn't make him one. It like I always say it doesn't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep. I will make like a sheep hearder and get the flock out. PUB TIME

That's not what I'm saying. Of course his screenplay doesn't make him a genius nor would it for anyone. But he did attend Harvard as did Mira and the other two went to an ivy league school as well. This is what I am saying James--don't get confused--Libs tend to be well educated or at least make an efforts to be educated. I didn't go to an ivy league school, however my college was not easy to get into--very selective which is something I am still proud to say.

Go easy on the Bass ale. (my fave)

PS..do you ever order "black and tans"??

yes I have drank black and tans and if you went to a ivy league school , which I do beleave you did then you must know that I am full of it when I write my horriblescoops. I try to get a rise out of what ever sign it is. As you may know I am a whisky drinker.

Go easy on that stuff James...makes me wonder what your liver looks like by now...

Dear James and Dear Libras.....

I am a Libra but it really scared me that James is totally correct on his assessment of both Libra men and women. Most are promiscuous and end up in trouble ......sexually....most of the men are soooo good looking, and yes, my ex-boyfriend also a libra is supposedly bi now (he's a fireman!)

We are indecisive. We don't take things too seriously. I think it is a hedonistic sign and I fight it all the time.....

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Lola...I don't think we are all that indecisive-we CAN make up our minds on many things--as much as the next person. At some point, we settle. As for "we don't take things too seriously"...what exactly do you mean by this? I'm a classic Libra and I am VERY conciensious (sp?).

I think also it is the men who are promiscuous--not really the women..

every sign has the promiscuous, except capricorns we are stright as they come. In my opine signs are 95% b.s. anyway.Unless the sign says for let townhouse 50 quid or whiskey 1/2 off.

Libras teeter when making decisions but stick to the final decision.

They are very faithful when in a relationship....but when single...they are like kids in a candy store when it comes to beautiful people. Decadent creatures that we are!

p.s. just remembered my libra male boss is also gorgeous.

p.s.s. as for intelligence...i am very smart......pass exams w/no studying, ivy league grad...etc...but i have fun before studying. i am not so serious like a capricorn

We like you Lola!!

i am a capricorn and my best friend thru my teenage years was a libra girl. gosh when i think how much fun we had!we and lots of ppl, lots of her friends i mean! who gradually became my friends too! sometimes she seems superficial but she is NOT,and she taught me not to be so sparkle motion serious and enjoy the beauty of life and people!

Ouch James Tate! Not nice at all I say! I was born blonde so I get the jokes all the time. And believe me I am well educated. As for employment, I have been asked to return to previous jobs because my replacements could not perform up to the standards I had previously set. Anyway I know you were just messing around and thats ok. No real harm done. We still love ya!

No he wasn't he ment every word of it

Come on now old jake we all know that james tate is a bit of a grump at times. Take it or leave it, in other words let it roll off your back. Its just one mans opinion not the whole of humanity. And so what! just means Mr. tate will not be voted most popular here on the boards. I am more concerned as to what is inside the man that would drive him to be that negative. Thats the real issue here.

I was just pulling your chain T2 . Tate lives his life and I have no idea what makes him tick or not tick.

Sorry Old Jake, guess I just dont know you well enough yet. I am glad you told me you were just pulling my chain. I have a pretty good sense of humor, and dont mind being poked at a little. I guess James Tate was just trying to get a rise out of us Libras during our month.

Well I guess I took the bait, hook, line and sinker. He certainly got a rise out of me, and that is not easy to do.

He got Sloans attention as well, the little stinker! We still love him anyway, what can I say. I stand here with pudding on my face.

I wonder what happen to sloan perhaps she is living with tate?

perhaps she went crazy and is at a nut house in a straight-jacket.

perhaps, could be.

WOW!! The Libran profile posted by Mr. Tate fits my ex-BF to a T (his faults, anyway). He is good looking, has a history of promiscuity, is very intelligent but not formally educated, and has 10 or 12 cars in various stages of "work" at all times.

Spooky, really.....

I got a letter from Tate a couple weeks ago he is the welsh heart land tending sheep.

I must read this I check it out.

Hey Candlegirl,

Cool so you read to a group! Is it the one you told me about? It sounds like it went well, I'm happy for you. You brave little soul you. I don't feel very confident speaking in front of people like that therefore don't volunteer.

I think it's great that you had the courage to get up and do it. They would have to drag me out there, lol? No I'm not quite that bad, but close.

Good to see you post, it's always a pleasure to hear from you. TW2

rerun HA HA

I was ask to find these for you