Most bizarre pet peeve?

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SuperMissMan
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I can't even begin. I have so many that I think it's unhealthy.
Aries Venus
Let me categorise them.

In the store:
1. Short old ladies walking in my way so I almost trip over them
2. People who block the Isle
3. People who walk slow as FUCK
4. People talking loud on their phones
5. Get the FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!!
6. People standing there staring at the item as if it'll evolve into a magical flute or something

Texting:
1. Short replies
2. When people take too long to look at my messages
3. When people don't respond
4. When people text me if I don't do it first an show some serious interest in them
5. Grammar errors
6. When people try to text 'cool'

Reading a book:
1. Errors of any type, the book get put down forever.
2. Too small of text.
3. Not getting o the fucking point of things

In relationships:
1. a fatass ego is a big NO
2. Talks too much when I don't
3. Try's to cheer me up when I'm upset
4. When I want to end it and convinces me not to >😢
5. Moody
6. Talks too little when I need them the most
7. Don't want to be sexual...like wtf?! Who WOULDNT want to be sexual??
8. Too nice
9. Won't be impulsive and nuts with me.
10. Boring and doesn't leave the house.
11. 'I don't wan anything but to get married, have a family, and play my video games' get a fucking life and maybe some goals
12. Too cocky
13. Thinks they can please me...yeah fucking right, that is VERY hard to do so get your ego checked

Friends:
1. Losers with no life goals
2. Oh so happy positive weirdos
3. People who smile too much, they looks like clownass fuckers
4. People who think they're better than everyone, if like to see them get their shot together first

Okay I have SO MANY MORE but I'll stop or you guys will think I'm nuts.
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1.) When I'm texting someone and they text back "K".
Would it kill you to just add the o?
2.) When I lend someone my pencil and they start erasing like they're trying to murder the paper, leaving me with no eraser if I get my pencil back
3.) When people are so close I can feel them breathing on me. In my science class I can always feel the breath of the kid that sits behind me. Every time I'm in that class I feel like I'm in a horror movie. He's cool but damn I feel uncomfortable sometimes. I don't know how to bring it up without embarrassing him so I'll suffer through it until I graduate.
4.) When someone is eating and they suck their fingers every time they put food in their mouth. I had to go off on a friend of mine at lunch one day because after every piece of pizza he put in his mouth he was slurping while sucking his fingers dry. It sounded like a bad porno.
4.) Teachers that try to control how many times you go to the bathroom. I've had teachers that has a only 1 bathroom pass per quarter policy. I rarely use the bathroom at school but I wouldn't blame someone for just walking out to use the bathroom or threatening to pee in the classroom. I would to.
5.) When people don't turn off the tv. Like when it's not on cable and it's just a black screen, I swear i can hear it buzzing and it bothers me.
6.) When people pay me a compliment and say you're welcome after I say thank you. I don't know why but it makes it feel less genuine. Many times this situation happens.
Person: You're pretty
Me: Thank you
Person: You're welcome
My inner dialogue: Why?
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Posted by Count_Chocula

Sorry for bumping old thread but I need to write this down because it’s pissing me off

People who completely zone out and lose all self awareness while eating, they hear nothing, they see nothing, they engulf everything that’s in front of them, barely chewing, sometimes even grunting, always overeating and never leaving food for others or not leaving enough for anyone to be sated and then complaining that their stomach is hurting from all the food


That’s gross especially if they’re noisy eaters too
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People that say "Bless you" after you sneeze. Bless you is a carry over from a time hundreds of years ago when people were so ignorant that they thought that your spirit might come out of your nose when you sneezed. And then you have to respond with "Thank you" to some stranger as if they did something noble when they did absolutely nothing other than interrupt your sneezing.
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Posted by Nightcap-

People that say "Bless you" after you sneeze. Bless you is a carry over from a time hundreds of years ago when people were so ignorant that they thought that your spirit might come out of your nose when you sneezed. And then you have to respond with "Thank you" to some stranger as if they did something noble when they did absolutely nothing other than interrupt your sneezing.


This. So utterly unnecessary.

Also, the social practice of asking superficial formalities like, "How are you?", "How was your weekend?" etc...
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Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

My Virgo ascendant and military background are probably to blame for this, but lack of posture or togetherness in dress irks me.

But, my biggest peeve in that department are young women nowadays. Notice a bunch of em (usually the skinnier ones) have this posture where they sorta push their hips out forward and sorta slouch their shoulders waaaay back.

Ed, Edd n Eddy lookin' ass mfs....

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Youth of today hey? 😛
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Posted by ElvisStalinWoods
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Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

My Virgo ascendant and military background are probably to blame for this, but lack of posture or togetherness in dress irks me.

But, my biggest peeve in that department are young women nowadays. Notice a bunch of em (usually the skinnier ones) have this posture where they sorta push their hips out forward and sorta slouch their shoulders waaaay back.

Ed, Edd n Eddy lookin' ass mfs....

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Youth of today hey? 😛

Absolutely petulant delinquents these younguns....

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....I say at a very aged 26yrs old.
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You are an old soul 😉
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Men that rub their fat bellies as though they have a baby in there

😬

Have you never had the misfortune of seeing the film Junior? It's a warning for the future.

No.....dare I watch it? 😳

It's the sequel to Twins. It sounds funny on paper, Arnold is the first male to get pregnant by some sort of artificial insemination programme, but the film is probably one of the worst I've seen.
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Sounds terrible lol