Cancers, I can solve most of your problems

Your first problem is that you don't think I can solve them.

But I can solve your problems but you've got to type them here tonight, because I'm not going to be online that much. So don't be shy and try me. Try me, challenge me, what do you have to lose? If you're in a bad place already, what is taking a chance to get out of despair going to hurt? Eh?

Challenge me, at the end I'll give you a step by step solution on how to fix your own problems. I hope this doesn't go down in flames but if it does then hey you don't have to worry about seeing this again. Anyway.

I used to be a Krab by the way. So lets give it a go!

Why stop at cancer? You should tackle the entire zodiac and then there is help needed over at BP too. There could be cancers working there.

Well then, you don't know Cancers very well then because they don't have any problems.

Problems are other peoples to solve for them, and if the other person doesn't do it, then unforgiving guilt will follow .... until the other person resolves the Cancer's issues for them.


Come dude, get with the program .. if you're gonna be everyones saviour, you have to at least know the subject.

"Problems are other peoples to solve for them, and if the other person doesn't do it, then unforgiving guilt will follow .... until the other person resolves the Cancer's issues for them"

Hence the very existance of this thread.

SunScorpio! Haha u wont convince them to open up with that tone! Dont we all know we shud be gentle with these amazing crabs? I think cancers like to help and give advise, they dont like to receive any, they hate admit weakness. But ur sensitivity crabs is not weakness, its a virtue! Ur adorable 😄

Answer my please sunsocrpio?!? I just posted it.

correctoion: Answer my questions please*

lol. of course cancers have problems. like the problem of how people don't appreciate them more, when they do so much. how can they make other people see how important they are without letting on that they're trying to make them see it.

how can they break others of their independence and make them completely dependent on the cancer, without knowing that the cancer broke them.

how can they look generous and giving without spending any money or investing any time or effort

how can they appear to be martyrs while remaining the entire time in a position of power

it's all very difficult.

i recommend frequent tantrums alternated with phases of quiet pouting, with the occasional warm smile thrown in often enough to keep people around but rarely enough that they spend most of their times waiting to get that fix.

^^^ Ha ha ha! Ahh... the younger years!

Or was that just last week?

Posted by curious visitor
lol. of course cancers have problems. like the problem of how people don't appreciate them more, when they do so much. how can they make other people see how important they are without letting on that they're trying to make them see it.

how can they break others of their independence and make them completely dependent on the cancer, without knowing that the cancer broke them.

how can they look generous and giving without spending any money or investing any time or effort

how can they appear to be martyrs while remaining the entire time in a position of power

it's all very difficult.

i recommend frequent tantrums alternated with phases of quiet pouting, with the occasional warm smile thrown in often enough to keep people around but rarely enough that they spend most of their times waiting to get that fix.

What cancer fucked you over?

Posted by curious visitor
lol. of course cancers have problems. like the problem of how people don't appreciate them more, when they do so much. how can they make other people see how important they are without letting on that they're trying to make them see it.

how can they break others of their independence and make them completely dependent on the cancer, without knowing that the cancer broke them.

how can they look generous and giving without spending any money or investing any time or effort

how can they appear to be martyrs while remaining the entire time in a position of power

it's all very difficult.

i recommend frequent tantrums alternated with phases of quiet pouting, with the occasional warm smile thrown in often enough to keep people around but rarely enough that they spend most of their times waiting to get that fix.

wow, that is really accurate of all the Cancers I know.

Posted by moon_eyes


and honestly cancers are just like everyone else, they have problems left and right, however most of those issues they do not throw in the air. Only a select few know about them and that's best.

The select few that cancers tell their problems to are usually the ones that are causing the problems.