
This ones for you CC





Posted by xtina
An Ode to Me Cancers
You guys are so chill for real
The big deal
With big hearts and you got the smarts
Not one to be trifled
With Your tongues so sharp
could have rifled
Obama and his fancy words
No rhyme or reason
Cancers will always be in season
Of love
You Cancer can always brighten a day
And in this rammies heart you will always stay



Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Kind words from a Ram,
Like honey oh so sweet,
Warms the heart of a Crab,
And tempts it to cross the street.
Alas, but fate has another plan,
And although scuttling very discreet,
Gets run over by a jealous Virgo in a van
And flops lifeless at the Ram's feet.
(Not really. We do have that hard she'll. Just faking it until the cops catch the Virgo.)

Posted by CluelessCancer
Oh Hey Ram,
I mean Man
Hold on
I see something on your face
let me get a tissue
and rub it off
why won't it go away
oh it's peach fuzz
you beastly Masculine Beast

Posted by xtinaPosted by CancerOnTheCusp
Kind words from a Ram,
Like honey oh so sweet,
Warms the heart of a Crab,
And tempts it to cross the street.
Alas, but fate has another plan,
And although scuttling very discreet,
Gets run over by a jealous Virgo in a van
And flops lifeless at the Ram's feet.
(Not really. We do have that hard she'll. Just faking it until the cops catch the Virgo.)
Oh no! I'd stamp that damn Virgo out before he had a chance to run you guys over 🙂click to expand

Posted by xMoonMan
Thanks xtina.
I've always liked Ramettes.
Had a ram girlfriend few years back, she told me I made her legs go weak.
😘










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