Moonartist-is there a war?

A crab declared war on the Cap board.
As the true ruler of Cancer board, is this an actual war?
I was under the impression that our boards were going to play nice for the sake of the MANY users here with mommy and daddy issuses. Our signs do represent the parents. Our war between us would tear the DXP family apart. So many adult children and inner children crying over the harsh language used between our boards.

If that what your board actually desires... We won't go gently.
If not? Then are we still on for tea and cake later on this week? I got fancy new gloves and everything for the party!

Hmmmm.....it seems a young hatchling has taken the mercury retrograde as a reason to dissolve communication relations between the Goats and Crabs. Considering the hatchling has Aries moon and Sag rising, I'm not surprised. The fire has burned out, hopefully temporarily, all sensible water traits.

This crab hatching seems to have complaints about a wee goatling making nasty jabs at the Crabs, though. It seems there are two wayward kidlets that need a time out or possible spankings. Do you know the back story on their little spat? Apparently feelings are getting hurt and threats are being made.

I don't see why a mere hatchling should be able to declare war. I certainly didn't put the red button in his reach, nor will I. That's my button to push when I want to! As the appointed moon goddess I don't sanction this sad attempt at a war. We can either blacklist the offending crab and goat, go for public punishment, or let the two of them duke it out on their own.

Besides, you know a war would just end in an orgy.

Yes, tea and cake are still planned. I already have the most ravishing gown laid out. It was pricey, but certainly worth it.

Sorry if im being disrespectful and a nousy clown fish but i cannot help it


ROFL!!!! At this.... 😄

Crab, Goat orgy? the possibilities..

I see. The orginal spat was over proving worth. Letting them duke it out seems easiest.
Also, are you sure the Leebs wouldn't try getting in the middle of the war orgy to make peace?

Planning to strut your Leo Venus then? Oh I'm looking forward to it! 😄

I like the goats.

Posted by SirHorns
I see. The orginal spat was over proving worth. Letting them duke it out seems easiest.
Also, are you sure the Leebs wouldn't try getting in the middle of the war orgy to make peace?

Planning to strut your Leo Venus then? Oh I'm looking forward to it! 😄

Of course the Leebs will try to get in the middle of the war orgy. They claim it's to make peace, but they really feel super left out. I think we should give them a mission to accomplish, with a task to fulfill, so they feel involved and needed.

The Leo Venus does like to strut.

Posted by deathnirvana
I wanna support both sides and create more chaos.

rofl

You have much to learn on causing chaos.

Posted by MoonArtist

Posted by SirHorns
I see. The orginal spat was over proving worth. Letting them duke it out seems easiest.
Also, are you sure the Leebs wouldn't try getting in the middle of the war orgy to make peace?

Planning to strut your Leo Venus then? Oh I'm looking forward to it! 😄

Of course the Leebs will try to get in the middle of the war orgy. They claim it's to make peace, but they really feel super left out. I think we should give them a mission to accomplish, with a task to fulfill, so they feel involved and needed.

The Leo Venus does like to strut.

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Hmm. Let's send them deliver flowers to the other earth and water boards. Would keepvthem busy.
Was gonna suggest to go make them fight Aries board so it can be a full cardinal war orgy, but I think they'd flak out on us pretty badly.

Own it and work! A Leo might try pouncing on it though, watch it. Might need bodyguards to keep the peasants at bay.

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Posted by SirHorns
I see. The orginal spat was over proving worth. Letting them duke it out seems easiest.
Also, are you sure the Leebs wouldn't try getting in the middle of the war orgy to make peace?

Planning to strut your Leo Venus then? Oh I'm looking forward to it! 😄

Of course the Leebs will try to get in the middle of the war orgy. They claim it's to make peace, but they really feel super left out. I think we should give them a mission to accomplish, with a task to fulfill, so they feel involved and needed.

The Leo Venus does like to strut.

Hmm. Let's send them deliver flowers to the other earth and water boards. Would keepvthem busy.
Was gonna suggest to go make them fight Aries board so it can be a full cardinal war orgy, but I think they'd flak out on us pretty badly.

Own it and work! A Leo might try pouncing on it though, watch it. Might need bodyguards to keep the peasants at bay.

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Leebs wouldn't start a fight. They would take the flower mission pretty serious, though. We could have them deliver flowers that are insulting to the Aries, and that might start a fight. Maybe some dead, ugly flowers would do the trick.....that's if we want the full cardinal war orgy to happen.

No body guards needed. Leos instinctively figure out that they don't want to play my game and almost never approach me.

Posted by MoonArtist

Posted by SirHorns

Hmm. Let's send them deliver flowers to the other earth and water boards. Would keepvthem busy.
Was gonna suggest to go make them fight Aries board so it can be a full cardinal war orgy, but I think they'd flak out on us pretty badly.

Own it and work! A Leo might try pouncing on it though, watch it. Might need bodyguards to keep the peasants at bay.

Leebs wouldn't start a fight. They would take the flower mission pretty serious, though. We could have them deliver flowers that are insulting to the Aries, and that might start a fight. Maybe some dead, ugly flowers would do the trick.....that's if we want the full cardinal war orgy to happen.

No body guards needed. Leos instinctively figure out that they don't want to play my game and almost never approach me.

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Yes. Throw in a card with a backhanded compliment and those Aries will ram those Leebs into oblivion.
Oh my. Your Venus game is that good? Impressive! Wonder what will wow everyone more. Your hair or your dress?

Posted by Moonbutter
Crab, Goat orgy? the possibilities..

Do go on. No need to be shy.

I think it's only fair to have a battle of the struts, since I as well have Venus Leo and have been perfecting my prance for such an occasion. I will give Moonartist a strut for her money.

Posted by deathnirvana

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Posted by deathnirvana
I wanna support both sides and create more chaos.

rofl

You have much to learn on causing chaos.

Do you know how much chaos I have created in just the first week I have been here ahhaah

Especially on the aries & scorpio boards

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That's not chaos....that's just how dxp is, a sort of wacky place.

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Posted by SirHorns

Hmm. Let's send them deliver flowers to the other earth and water boards. Would keepvthem busy.
Was gonna suggest to go make them fight Aries board so it can be a full cardinal war orgy, but I think they'd flak out on us pretty badly.

Own it and work! A Leo might try pouncing on it though, watch it. Might need bodyguards to keep the peasants at bay.

Leebs wouldn't start a fight. They would take the flower mission pretty serious, though. We could have them deliver flowers that are insulting to the Aries, and that might start a fight. Maybe some dead, ugly flowers would do the trick.....that's if we want the full cardinal war orgy to happen.

No body guards needed. Leos instinctively figure out that they don't want to play my game and almost never approach me.

Yes. Throw in a card with a backhanded compliment and those Aries will ram those Leebs into oblivion.
Oh my. Your Venus game is that good? Impressive! Wonder what will wow everyone more. Your hair or your dress?

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Yep, it's that good. The irony is that I don't try. I had it explained to me by a couple of different guys. I play for keeps, and the guys pick up on it. They know they have to bring their A game or they'll get shot down. Most won't even risk it, especially if they're just players. I'm thinking the boobs will wow them first, then the hair, then the dress.

Posted by Moonbutter
I think it's only fair to have a battle of the struts, since I as well have Venus Leo and have been perfecting my prance for such an occasion. I will give Moonartist a strut for her money.

High five for leo venus struts! 😄

Haha this is true Scruffles, however I just happen to prance naturally...this is how I walk 😉