Roman's thread 'Drama'

I am LMAO about all @itsmeroman posted in Drama thread...however I am wondering...

My Mom is a Cancer June 22.

And she is none of those...

She doesn't give a damn about anyone's opinion if her.

She is strong like a military tank!

In youth and even now she is frifging gorgeous and active.

She is a bitch like no one else would ever imagine! And I cater to her every whim. She lives with us.

She is never drama. Her motto 'leave me alone'...

When my daughter asks what are we doing for grandmas BDay - I say 'usual thing'

She said 'leave her alone'?

And we laugh asses off...

We used to order her huge flower baskets. Until she said 'stop with flowers. When they die they smell like funeral home'...

So we stopped...

Is she a different Cancer? Lol

Just wondering...

Posted by ItsMeRoman

Posted by Gemitati
I am LMAO about all @itsmeroman posted in Drama thread...however I am wondering...

My Mom is a Cancer June 22.

And she is none of those...

She doesn't give a damn about anyone's opinion if her.

She is strong like a military tank!

In youth and even now she is frifging gorgeous and active.

She is a bitch like no one else would ever imagine! And I cater to her every whim. She lives with us.

She is never drama. Her motto 'leave me alone'...

When my daughter asks what are we doing for grandmas BDay - I say 'usual thing'

She said 'leave her alone'?

And we laugh asses off...

We used to order her huge flower baskets. Until she said 'stop with flowers. When they die they smell like funeral home'...

So we stopped...

Is she a different Cancer? Lol

Just wondering...

Dude your moms in her 80s....she's getting right with the lord lol

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She is 73 and she had been like that her whole life

Do you think you will never get there?

Well...

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Couldn’t you just reply to her thread

Leo moons smh

I did. Welcome

Posted by Gemitati
I am LMAO about all @itsmeroman posted in Drama thread...however I am wondering...

My Mom is a Cancer June 22.

And she is none of those...

She doesn't give a damn about anyone's opinion if her.

She is strong like a military tank!

In youth and even now she is frifging gorgeous and active.

She is a bitch like no one else would ever imagine! And I cater to her every whim. She lives with us.

She is never drama. Her motto 'leave me alone'...

When my daughter asks what are we doing for grandmas BDay - I say 'usual thing'

She said 'leave her alone'?

And we laugh asses off...

We used to order her huge flower baskets. Until she said 'stop with flowers. When they die they smell like funeral home'...

So we stopped...

Is she a different Cancer? Lol

Just wondering...

She looks like a cancer to me. But your mom was also born on the cusp with gemini.

sometimes roman makes me chuckle but most of the time I wish she'd just shut up, but I don't blame her, she's in the ands clique and it's one of the best clown show on the internet, and let's be honnest, the rest of DXP is shit (except for a couple people that I like, they know who they are 😉 )

Posted by LooksmaxCamp

Posted by hydorah
sometimes roman makes me chuckle but most of the time I wish she'd just shut up, but I don't blame her, she's in the ands clique and it's one of the best clown show on the internet, and let's be honnest, the rest of DXP is shit (except for a couple people that I like, they know who they are 😉 )

Everyone in the clique actually makes me look bad

2017 epiphanies

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just go straight to 2018

new horizons

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Posted by Gemitati
I am LMAO about all @itsmeroman posted in Drama thread...however I am wondering...

My Mom is a Cancer June 22.

And she is none of those...

She doesn't give a damn about anyone's opinion if her.

She is strong like a military tank!

In youth and even now she is frifging gorgeous and active.

She is a bitch like no one else would ever imagine! And I cater to her every whim. She lives with us.

She is never drama. Her motto 'leave me alone'...

When my daughter asks what are we doing for grandmas BDay - I say 'usual thing'

She said 'leave her alone'?

And we laugh asses off...

We used to order her huge flower baskets. Until she said 'stop with flowers. When they die they smell like funeral home'...

So we stopped...

Is she a different Cancer? Lol

Just wondering...

She looks like a cancer to me. But your mom was also born on the cusp with gemini.

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THATS what wrong with her!!! Lmao

She always says 'you never feeling guilty and I always do' and SHE DOESNT!!!

Lol

Posted by hydorah
sometimes roman makes me chuckle but most of the time I wish she'd just shut up, but I don't blame her, she's in the ands clique and it's one of the best clown show on the internet, and let's be honnest, the rest of DXP is shit (except for a couple people that I like, they know who they are 😉 )

Love! You wore right sandal on a left foot?

I left them in correct order but you slept on your stomach again and forgot to turn?

Geez! I can't afford an aide to watch out for you 24/7! Get a second job!!!

No! Not a blow job...the one that gives you check at the end of the week!

Jesus, Moses and all saints...

Posted by ItsMeRoman

Posted by hydorah
sometimes roman makes me chuckle but most of the time I wish she'd just shut up, but I don't blame her, she's in the ands clique and it's one of the best clown show on the internet, and let's be honnest, the rest of DXP is shit (except for a couple people that I like, they know who they are 😉 )

My ovaries just finished reaching your aura and we (me and my eggs 🍳) think that you're low key flirting with us. 👰🏻 👶🏻

Don't mess with my feels hydorah. I'm like level 10 clingy....send me a pm and I'll pack my bags and dogs and you'll arrive home to me throwing a fondue party in your kitchen for your closest neighbors.

😘

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You don't know him at all do you?

Well...keep trying!

I am sure he will throw up party for your neighbors when you do all the preparations and let him sit in comply recliner with drink that YOU made for him and keep filling up as soon as his glass half empty...

Is he even that good looking?

I have no idea...lmao

Posted by ItsMeRoman

Posted by hydorah
sometimes roman makes me chuckle but most of the time I wish she'd just shut up, but I don't blame her, she's in the ands clique and it's one of the best clown show on the internet, and let's be honnest, the rest of DXP is shit (except for a couple people that I like, they know who they are 😉 )

My ovaries just finished reaching your aura and we (me and my eggs 🍳) think that you're low key flirting with us. 👰🏻 👶🏻

Don't mess with my feels hydorah. I'm like level 10 clingy....send me a pm and I'll pack my bags and dogs and you'll arrive home to me throwing a fondue party in your kitchen for your closest neighbors.

😘

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just give me a few minutes I'll send you my best pic

Posted by hydorah

Posted by ItsMeRoman

Posted by hydorah
sometimes roman makes me chuckle but most of the time I wish she'd just shut up, but I don't blame her, she's in the ands clique and it's one of the best clown show on the internet, and let's be honnest, the rest of DXP is shit (except for a couple people that I like, they know who they are 😉 )

My ovaries just finished reaching your aura and we (me and my eggs 🍳) think that you're low key flirting with us. 👰🏻 👶🏻

Don't mess with my feels hydorah. I'm like level 10 clingy....send me a pm and I'll pack my bags and dogs and you'll arrive home to me throwing a fondue party in your kitchen for your closest neighbors.

😘

just give me a few minutes I'll send you my best pic

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Can I have a copy? Or the worse one? Just for heck of it?

I like Roman too. Drama thread was hilarious, creative, spot on. She does have insight I must admit. ILMAO and I’m a crab. Sharp quick mind and tongue fiery woman is always interesting and a turn on.

Boob profile picture also helped her.