Scorp dealing with a cancer ONS, as they say

So we were going back and forth on TM today. Pre-face this by saying 34 yr old cancer boy got set up with me, 40 yr. old scorp, passions ignite. Sex for 48 hours, cooked me b'fast...bla bla.

He lives 2000 miles away he has family here.

ME 😄id I hear correctly and you have broken ribs from our friend? I am so sorry! (guilty as he was complaining that day but I was ignoring)

CANCER TM: " HAHA Yes, I have 3 broken ribs from when XX bear hugged me. I need U to take care of me"

ME: Come here to East coast and I will. Naked and all.

CANCER: I love your attitude

ME: "I Love your XXXX (insert body part here)" (left it up to him to think about)

CANCER: "I love you xxxx"

I was a bit dumfounded but said "hurry your ass back, I am not done with you..."

ahh..these cancers....

I'm not cancer but I'm quite hot and bothered right now

Ya...me too!!

Geesh...I get no love from anyone...

hey scorpsting...lovin' ya! Unfortunately...I sent t he last text and I have not heard from him since. Damn the drunk texting!!

xoxoxo

Are you kidding? I am 40 and when I am stuck in a meeting and can't talk it's the best way. And yes, scorpsting...if over .08 no texting or calling!

haha is this like the erotic literature section or something

Wow Sophie! He probably does really mean it when he says he loves you! Those cancer boys love it when a woman talks dirty to them!

Hey Honey! I think the "I love you" was a typo ...

Went to his sisters house last night to look at her persian rugs she sells from Iran (yes, made an impulse buy...why why why...)

I ended up staying there until 3am. Majorly hung over.

I did not talk about her brother at all...but she certainly did! "I wish my brother lived here, you guys would make such a great couple" on and on and on.

Anyway, I think I am heading back to the couch. Honey, get ready for the snow tonight!

lenny you got game !!! don't let me hear you say that again ! I wanna be like you when I grow up !

Cancer men are hot, nice!

............elana I didn't know people in there 30's txt..........

Is she trying to say we are old or what LOL

Mr. Cancer just called :-)
This is getting HOT!!
I let it go into voicemail:

"I was calling to tell you how much I wish your lips were wrapped around my __ right now. I Was just thinking about you and wanted to say hi, call me"

YUMMYYYYYYYY

I'll wait it out a bit...:-)

Libragal (Ms. Hottie...wish I had those abs!)...I just realized the TM comment ...hahahaha...40 is old? Hmmm....

Honey...you are pretty hot too!! :-)

Hey Moon-eyes...(geesh...another hottie on the board!)
Have not called back yet...will wait it out , he just called 10 minutes ago.