what would they do

Imagine you've been kidnapped and only your friends could save you without the help of law enforcement.
Your kidnappers are holding you in an abandoned warehouses surrounded by five miles if barb wire, broken glass and traps. Feel free to add in whatever other horrible things are setup as barricade.
Name your friends zodiac sign and describe how each would go about saving you.

The Gemini would enlist all the favors owed by various Mexican Maffia, gang members, etc. that she's helped and would go all crazy hummingbird on them. My Aqua sis would go rogue on them. The Scorpio....shit, it would be bad for whoever kidnapped me. He'd let the Gem be a distraction, that much I know. The rest would still be mobilizing into position.

My friends? Hmmm...
Cap-ask to speak to the kidnapper in charge, contact law enforcement anyway and email the president.
Aqua-cry and follow Cap's lead with the email.
Taurus-kick off her heels and call everyone in her phone to come fuck the kidnappers up.
Gemini bff would hike the five miles in the dark and take on the kidnappers with nothing but a pack of matches in her pocket, a mag light in one hand and box cutters in the other. The other Gems would contact their connections, find out who the kidnappers are, go to their homes, steal all their shit, sell it and call it Karma.
Cancers-would plot and follow the scorps lead.
Libra-call in favors.
Scorps-sneak attack and beat them to death with bare hands.
Sag-call her scorp husband and tell him to go meet up with all the other men to help. then proceed to call everyone she knows to tell what's happening.

what would your friends do, Coolidge?

Friends. Not parents.
You're dumber than I gave you credit for.

Posted by Denver34

Posted by MoonArtist
The Gemini would enlist all the favors owed by various Mexican Maffia, gang members, etc. that she's helped and would go all crazy hummingbird on them. My Aqua sis would go rogue on them. The Scorpio....shit, it would be bad for whoever kidnapped me. He'd let the Gem be a distraction, that much I know. The rest would still be mobilizing into position.

you think like an infant

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I would be of shits creek.
Left to handle the situation on my own!

Posted by MoonArtist

Posted by Denver34

Posted by MoonArtist
The Gemini would enlist all the favors owed by various Mexican Maffia, gang members, etc. that she's helped and would go all crazy hummingbird on them. My Aqua sis would go rogue on them. The Scorpio....shit, it would be bad for whoever kidnapped me. He'd let the Gem be a distraction, that much I know. The rest would still be mobilizing into position.

you think like an infant

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rofl

Posted by LunarMaiden
I would be of shits creek.
Left to handle the situation on my own!

awww! the cancer board counts on this one, i'd say. we would come get you.

Posted by kim30

Posted by LunarMaiden
I would be of shits creek.
Left to handle the situation on my own!

awww! the cancer board counts on this one, i'd say. we would come get you.

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That we would!

And of course flashing our tits would have to come in to play at some point.

Ever see the movie "Taken" before?

I have some skills in mind that I would use on the terrorists.

"I will find you, and I will kill you."

Posted by Denver34
Posting gifs is the summit of infantile behavior. It's pathetic.

oooo, 'dem be fightin' words!

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Posted by kim30
And of course flashing our tits would have to come in to play at some point.

Like this and like that!

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Darn that one doesn't work

No, I prefer to fuck one on one. Five would be a bit much.

^^Cancer type retort *snicker*

^^^ 😄 😉 You know it

Sort of like you in the sack? "Wait, baby! I'm sure I can get you off....just give me another shot!"

Posted by MoonArtist
Sort of like you in the sack? "Wait, baby! I'm sure I can get you off....just give me another shot!"

30 minutes later....
" I said I'd give you another chance. When are you going to stick it in?"

Posted by CancerOnTheCusp

Posted by MoonArtist
Sort of like you in the sack? "Wait, baby! I'm sure I can get you off....just give me another shot!"

30 minutes later....
" I said I'd give you another chance. When are you going to stick it in? You DID stick it in?! I didn't feel a thing!"

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fixed 😉

Pisces! We're the only ones to risk (stupidly) our lives for our closest ones.

Besides, who else do you know that can con, a conman?!

Not who. The question is what
Scorpio con conmen
When was the last time you took a risk besides joining this awful forum

Life is a risk. I take them all the time. Some more calculated than others.