Cardboard Thread

This topic was created in the Capricorn forum by truecap on Thursday, December 26, 2013 and has 25 replies.

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As everyone knows, all work and no play can make even the jolliest cardgents and cardgals a bit dry. Fortunately, cardboard is also great for play!

However, too much rapturous frivolity is always frowned upon by our master, Saturn. Being born familiar with the finer things this life has to offer, the Capricorn is a natural aficionado of music. Traditional musical instruments can be expensive, though, which is why the advent of the cardboard orchestra was so heralded throughout the land of Capritude.

The earthly beasts thus tamed by the fine melodies produced, it is quite convenient to have somewhere to relax. A nice easy chair should do the trick!

All the better if it is accompanied by a matching coffee table.

Alas, even in (wo)man's own castle, peace is seldom to last. If it's not the cuteness

begging you to play, it's the Daleks come to exterminate!

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When war is waged upon man, he must give the aggressor battle, and cardboard is perfectly suited to that task, as well! Weather it be the full suit of plate armor donned before the great battle

or merely a hat to keep the rain off the ol' noggin',

cardboard's got us covered.

Cardboard's usefulness is not limited to those of the humanoid variety. No, it protects our quadruped furred friends, too! Available in both classic canine

and typically bizarre feline

style s, it makes a cozy home.

It is necessary to protect our valuables against the thievery and wiley wiles of the treacherous amongst us, and to this task cardboard also answers the call!

Whether serving merely as the packaging

or the gift itself,

cardboard can do it all!

Call the number at the bottom of your screen now and you will receive for only 17 easy payments of $ 17.76 not one piece of cardboard. Not even 2. No, for the low, low price of 17 easy payments of $ 17.76 each you will receive all of the cardboard awesomeness above delivered directly to your door! Minor assembly required!!