Humor

The Capricorn Character Portrait

Capricorns are hardworking, reliable, and dull as hell. They are always on the move, headed to their next delusion of grandeur. They are often good at math which explains why they are such pains in the ass.

Ren? Descartes was a great mathematician and a crappy philosopher, so he must have been a Capricorn. Stephen Hawking is even more Capricorn because he's all of the above and a pompous S.O.B. to boot. Sure, he's overcome a lot of obstacles etc. etc., but even in perfect health you can't overcome being a Capricorn.

Most politicians are Capricorns, which is why our country is always in the hole. It is not surprising that politicians need so much security around them all the time.

Capricorns are like a strange cross between a Leo and a Virgo. They think that this makes them both charismatic and logical. In reality, it means that they are tight-assed and nitpicky, and have to keep their egos in the backyard.

In the event of nuclear war, only chickenroaches and Capricorns would find a way to survive. The rest of us just don't want to live in a world like that.

The nation's chickeneyed system of toll roads was probably designed by a freakin' Capricorn. They learn how to screw the public over at an early age. Their parents buy them books of law for Christmas so they can underline the loopholes.

Capricorns cannot even fathom, much less describe, philosophical concepts because they don't involve equations. (See comments about Descartes and Hawking above)

Capricorns own lots of Filofaxes and other tools to organize the lives they do not have. They love to be seen talking on their cell phones. These phones are not actually turned on because Capricorns don't have any friends to call.

Capricorns went out of style in 1989. They still believe that Trump was a visionary. Most of the people arrested for counterfeiting are Capricorns.

Gwendolyn...
As a Cappy with an unusually great sense of humour, I practically see no humour in your post. Don't know why you made the above entry, but...c'est le vie. I know I'm not in that description..
Be blessed!
~Shel.

YUCK!!! NONE OF THEM ARE RIGHT!!!

yeah my favorite is the Pisces one. I didn't care as much for the Capricorn one myself.

(ps. I didn't write them)

alass Gwendylyn there is penis envy and there is Capricorn envy. such hostility perhaps physiological psychology could help.

Although this post was supposedly entitled Humor but I think it is downright insult. Gwyndylyn, I don't know if you are a cappie, but if you were, I think you are pathetic, and need some spiritual uplifting. If you are not, and may have been involved closely or not so closely with one then that explains your 'bitterness'. Although I don't believe cappies are perfect by any means, and I mentioned a few of their 'other traits' I still believe that other sun signs may be as bad if you just look at the 'darker' side. Just a correction, Descarte was NOT a cappie, and being born on
on a Sunday, March 31, 1596 makes him an Aries, with a Taurus moon. Cappies are best left alone to 'live' and let 'live'. Do not give them more than they can handle. Most hate responsibility . Well, ok, they can be selfish, and I admit it, but they won't step on anyone maliciously.

....On second thought, Gwyndylyn,where did you 'copy' these humorous scopes from,i.e. what is the name of the book? since they are all over the astrology boards? I am interested

kiwigrl, don't be to hard on poor gwenny, she ment this in good faith, even though some of them are a little insulting...