THINGS OF A SEXUAL NATURE

COWPUNCHER SAID IT PERHAPS I SHOULD PUT THINGS TOGETHER

WE HAD BUTT HOLDING

WE HAD ORAL SEX
THIS THREAD COMBINES BOTH + MUCH MORE.

TALK ABOUT BUTT HOLDING DURING ORAL SEX

JUST REMEMBER ONE THING COWPUNCHER IF YOU REAILY PISS OF YOUR GIRL FRIEND AND SHE IS NOT EVEN TALKING TO YOU.
THEN OUT OF NOWHERE SHE HONEY WHAT YOU NEED IS A BJ. YOU MAY LOOSE ABOUT 3 INCH OFF THE END OF YOUR WANGER. KEEP THAT IN MIND.

MY GOD IT HAS HIM STUTTERING. SOME ONE ASK ME HOW OLD I AM HAD TO LEAVE AND READ THE AND ANSWER KIND OF.
SEEMS TO BE A LOT OF NON CAP WOMEN INTO ORAL SEX. AND MOSTLY CAP MEN. THIS COULD BE WHY THERE ARE STILL CHILDERN BEING BORN.
O.K. WHO IS INTO THE HARD CORE STUFF I AM NOT. JUST SO YOU KNOW NO SPANKINGS NO (BEAT ME EAT ME MAKE ME WRITE BAD CHECKS)
JUST PLAIN OLD BOERING SEX AND MORE SEX.
I AM NOT INTO THE BACK DOOR ETHER. SO SPEAK UP AND GET GOING.

Posted by cowpuncher
geez... Tate... that happened to me! Thats why now I am just above average, and abruptly ended what was looking to be a promising and lucrative porn movie career. 😢 Luckily she gave crappy head so I still have enough left to work with. Now you know how I fell from grace and had to turn to prostitution to pay the bills. *sigh*

On another plane now... headed to my connection in Charlotte. (Geography, not client). See ya in a few hours!

ROTF...LMFAOOOO!!! U guys are just too much! I never thought I would laugh soon much from an astrology forum u caps are by far funnier than sag forum( srry centaurs no hrd feelings ) that's why I spend so much time here Omg! ...That was good!

@ Tate For caps only or signs welcomed?,

HARD CORE SEX... all for it!!!
SPANKING.Love it spank my ass while pulling my hair .ORAL. ...... like it done on me ;-D
BACKDOOR ..Not really but you can ride me like horse while spanking my ass all the while pulling my hair. Lol

something i find of interest we talk here but try this where we face each other and everyone backs off. I was in the pub one night a woman says to me you look familiar where have I seen you before?
I gave a simple answer (do you watch porn) walked away did not talk to me the rest of the night.

There is nothing worse than planing a vacation and finding out its the same week as her period.

you are right 75 she had no humor about her to much (sa-fist-a-cation) for old tate.
I am to much tongue and cheek as we say for some people.
I must say you tend to keep it all under control.
It being 9.30 I must head out for a bit darts tonight one of my vices.
perhaps I can put the dart in a bum or two and pretend it was a mistake
na I'LL just save the darts for the bird who likes hair pulling and spankings.
I wounder does she dye her hair and her hair the same colour? you know maybe pink and pink that might get her a few good wacks.

Posted by james tate
you are right 75 she had no humor about her to much (sa-fist-a-cation) for old tate.
I am to much tongue and cheek as we say for some people.
I must say you tend to keep it all under control.
It being 9.30 I must head out for a bit darts tonight one of my vices.
perhaps I can put the dart in a bum or two and pretend it was a mistake
na I'LL just save the darts for the bird who likes hair pulling and spankings.
I wounder does she dye her hair and her hair the same colour? you know maybe pink and pink that might get her a few good wacks.

Well I am glad all of you had a good time last night. One of my maters at the pub was complaining about the cost of his upcomeing wedding. I told him he would be real pissed when he finds out how much his divorce will cost.

NO SAG 2 I WAS NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU.
REMEMBER THE BEDIT ISN'T JUST FOR SLEEPING ANYMORE.

HOW MANY CAP GALS WEAR NO UNDES AND SHOOT THE BEV TO GET GUYS TO NOTICE THEM?

HUM NO ANSWER MUST BE A LOT

underwear is often unnecessary ....

O.K. CAPGIRL HOW ABOUT SEE THROUGH?
ALSO COW BOY SHE IS A CAP I CAN TELL IT TAKES A CAP TO KNOW A CAP.

Posted by capgirl75
I have never gone without underwear. Never ever.

Never ever, ever, ever NOT

😄

Get a room you two! 😛

I HAVE TO ASK DID YOU WEAR THEM TO THE FAIR NO DON'T TELL ME I COULD NOT TAKE IT IF THE ANSWER IS YES IT MAY KILL ME.
FUCKING COWPUNCHER I HOPE THAT COW DROPPED DUNG ON HIS NICE SHINEY BOOTS.
SLAY HIM SHABOOM SLAY HIM!
O.K. I GOT THAT RANT OVER.

Looks like I came late to this party!

DON'T GIVE ME THAT SAD EYE LOOK CAPGIRL I KNOW YOU HAVE JUST BEEN HANGING AROUND TO TORMRENT ME.

Leave my udders out of this. Peeping Toms! 😛

YOU HAVE GREAT UDDERS V/B
AS FOR MEETING I WILL JUST KEEP UP MY FRIEND SHIP WITH THE AFOR MENTIONED LADY'S ON THE BOARDS
I WILL NOT HUR YOU BY PASSING ON THE E MAILS THEY SEND ME ABOUT YOU
BY THE WAY I DID NOT KNOW THEY LET 4 FOOT 6 INCH PEOPLE ON FAIR RIDES.

Hahahahaha! This thread is cracking me up!

I bet it was great for you at a dance when you could find someone to dance with your face hiding deep in the utters.

Posted by cowpuncher

Posted by james tate

lildol is next, in a couple weeks. If you hurry up and purchase tickets you may be able to beat me to the punch there. Admittedly though, lildol scares me a lot more than Capgirl... so while it's worth it to meet her just to piss you off, I DO believe I am risking my life on some level to do so. You know how Gemini moons are.

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CP, I told you... wear a "cup", you suggested the Kevlar, probably not a bad idea either LOL
(I'll only bite if you want me too though... unless you piss me off *glares* but no worries, I'll still be all sweet - until the right moment comes along)

But, just so you know, I'm saving myself for Tate 😉

Hopeless. Udderly hopeless. Haha.

^^^^Which one of us— 😄

BOTH OF YOU

WL, I noticed that too. lol! Didn't keep me from looking, though!

THAT IS WHY I CHANGES IT NOTE HOW MUCH FATTER I GET AS I AGE FROM 25 TO 39 IS A LONG TRIP.

Fat?!! What fat? 😉

CP, maybe if you posted pictures, you'd get comments like that, too! 😉

LOL

I'm sweet and innocent 😉
REALLY!

Lildol, what kind of reputation have you built for yourself? lol!

C/P AN AMERICAN DEM O RATS
SHAME ON HIM EVERY ONE KNOWS LIL IS A SWEET LITTLE THING
WHEN YOU SEE HIM CUT HIS BALLS

Posted by james tate
C/P AN AMERICAN DEM O RATS
SHAME ON HIM EVERY ONE KNOWS LIL IS A SWEET LITTLE THING
WHEN YOU SEE HIM CUT HIS BALLS

It will be my pleasure 😉

CP, please know that while the experience may not be pleasant it is necessary; as they say, no pain no gain. After the fact, you'll feel rather liberated 😉 It's all good - if you're feeling a loss already, think of the positive, they'll make a great soup. And, absolutely, I'd be happy to do the cooking! I know how much you like a woman in the kitchen who can cook... 😄