U.K.&U.S.A GOVERNMENT JOBS

DOING THE JOB RIGHT THE FIRST TIME GETS THE JOB DONE (THE REAL WORLD WAY)
DOING THE JOB WRONG FOURTEEN TIMES GIVES THEM JOB SECURITY(THE GOVERNMENT WAY)

Inefficiency at it's best!

SIX DUDES
TEAMWORK...MEANS NEVER HAVING TO TAKE ALL THE BLAME YOURSELF.

WHAT HAVE I ALWAYS TOLD YOU PIGION PIE
WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH
THE TOUGH TAKE A TEA BREAK.

NEVER PUT OFF UNTIL TOMORROW
WHAT YOU CAN AVOID ALTOGETHER

IM TIRED OFF TO BED I GOT AN EARLY UP TOMORROW.

I WENT DOWN FOR THE NIGHT.
THIS MORNING I MADE A INTERESTING DISCOVERY
A SNOOZE BUTTON IS A POOR SUBSTITUTE FOR NO ALARM CLOCK AT ALL.

HOBNOBS YUMME

ladies
put his ashes
in an hourglass
sos he can
do some
work for a
change

I GET MINE AT SHOP&SAVE