What parents tell to drive you crazy

Even when you're grown, parents still tell how to live your life
What some things that just make want to be a teenager again and tell you parents to shut the f#% k up?

When my mom says you should eat better, you need to lose weight. It just drives me crazy. I've been hearing that more recently. I just want to lose it, but I can't do that. So I am glad I don't live with her because after she tells me that I stop my diet for ice cream party with me, myself and I that'll teach her to shut the f#% k up. I hate when parents tell you what to do. I swear the sink is always empty, but the day she comes it's like the dishes get dirty on their on just to prank me with her. And there she goes, you should wash your dishes it's exercise you know. It always goes back to losing weight. Why does have to go there? Why twinkies, and pound cake, why? I am kidding I don't eat that bad.