Your most successful relationships?

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Your mom.

Have fun dating a 56 year old woman with emphysema, a broken figure, scoliosis, and an ingrown toenail. Might I also say she is a tad bit overweight.



That's how you talk about your mother? I understand you were throwing a diss at him but still...awful.
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Shhhhh, I'm dissuading this stupid trolling mofo. I love her and I'll apologize to her later, but to be honest she doesn't care. She knows what she is and she's proud of it. How about I insult Capinc's mother and see how he feels. Because no one talks bad about my mom (Even though I technically just did in some way, but I did it dissuade him and make him think before he says stupid stuff).
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Your mom.

Have fun dating a 56 year old woman with emphysema, a broken figure, scoliosis, and an ingrown toenail. Might I also say she is a tad bit overweight.



Yum

You're disgusting.



You had me at ingrown toenail.

The things I would do to get me some of that.
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Hahahaha. Okay now I'm laughing 😄 But either your joke was terrible. If I wanted to make a better comeback I'd wipe it off your mom's face.
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Your mom.

Have fun dating a 56 year old woman with emphysema, a broken figure, scoliosis, and an ingrown toenail. Might I also say she is a tad bit overweight.



Yum

You're disgusting.

Ha, lol. There really needs to be a trolling thread. I'd be a kick.

You had me at ingrown toenail.

The things I would do to get me some of that.

Hahahaha. Okay now I'm laughing 😄 But either your joke was terrible. If I wanted to make a better comeback I'd wipe it off your mom's face.



Lulz
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Actually none I'm not married or pregnant.so none of them were successful. They were all a waste of time.




Neither of those guarantees success. A one night stand (or worse) could be considered a success with pregnancy as a qualifier.
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CC's right though.

Just because a relationship has bumps on the road, it means that it's REAL. And not superficial, not all fairytale fantasy loving, because that usually doesn't last. You need grit, passion, failures, fears, tears, crying, sobbing, hurts, pains, suffering...which all come with unconditional love.

A one night stand is a one night stand, because those person(s) didn't want to be with eachother for more than one night. They have passed like two ships in the night. They didnt want to know eachother, understand, and care for one another on a deeper level.
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Actually none I'm not married or pregnant.so none of them were successful. They were all a waste of time.




Neither of those guarantees success. A one night stand (or worse) could be considered a success with pregnancy as a qualifier.



CC's right though.

Just because a relationship has bumps on the road, it means that it's REAL. And not superficial, not all fairytale fantasy loving, because that usually doesn't last. You need grit, passion, failures, fears, tears, crying, sobbing, hurts, pains, suffering...which all come with unconditional love.

A one night stand is a one night stand, because those person(s) didn't want to be with eachother for more than one night. They have passed like two ships in the night. They didnt want to know eachother, understand, and care for one another on a deeper level.
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I assume that flew over your head. You might want to read all that again.
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Actually none I'm not married or pregnant.so none of them were successful. They were all a waste of time.




Neither of those guarantees success. A one night stand (or worse) could be considered a success with pregnancy as a qualifier.



Hey atleast you got something out of it. What is considered successful having memories?

Frak that.
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If u get married, are truly happy, have some rugrats, and your better half dies, is that unsuccessful? The spouse is only a memory at that point, no?
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Actually none I'm not married or pregnant.so none of them were successful. They were all a waste of time.




Neither of those guarantees success. A one night stand (or worse) could be considered a success with pregnancy as a qualifier.



Hey atleast you got something out of it. What is considered successful having memories?

Frak that.




If u get married, are truly happy, have some rugrats, and your better half dies, is that unsuccessful? The spouse is only a memory at that point, no?
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Could be unsuccessful. Depends if you hate your husband/wife and never wanted kids to begin with.
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Actually none I'm not married or pregnant.so none of them were successful. They were all a waste of time.




Neither of those guarantees success. A one night stand (or worse) could be considered a success with pregnancy as a qualifier.



Hey atleast you got something out of it. What is considered successful having memories?

Frak that.




If u get married, are truly happy, have some rugrats, and your better half dies, is that unsuccessful? The spouse is only a memory at that point, no?

Could be unsuccessful. Depends if you hate your husband/wife and never wanted kids to begin with.
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Reading comprehension helps. Let's try again.

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Actually none I'm not married or pregnant.so none of them were successful. They were all a waste of time.




Neither of those guarantees success. A one night stand (or worse) could be considered a success with pregnancy as a qualifier.



Hey atleast you got something out of it. What is considered successful having memories?

Frak that.




If u get married, are truly happy, have some rugrats, and your better half dies, is that unsuccessful? The spouse is only a memory at that point, no?

Could be unsuccessful. Depends if you hate your husband/wife and never wanted kids to begin with.





Reading comprehension helps. Let's try again.

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What?