Fuck your stupid party! No one thinks I'm cool anymore? I'll show them! I'll do something so cool, I'll be all over the news. I'll get trashed, like usual; but this time, I'll make out with my mom ... while sitting next to my little bro ... Hey, little bro ... if this doesn't work, you're next.
How can I get it today?
Dear God,
We just want to thank you for all the bounty you have given us, but especially for Lindsay Lohan because I could never make up shit that good.
-breaking bread with a tabloid journalist
We just want to thank you for all the bounty you have given us, but especially for Lindsay Lohan because I could never make up shit that good.
-breaking bread with a tabloid journalist

ok so all I saw was blurr......
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