How can I get it today?

This topic was created in the Celebrities forum by jru2 on Monday, September 19, 2011 and has 2 replies.

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@jru2
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Fuck your stupid party! No one thinks I'm cool anymore? I'll show them! I'll do something so cool, I'll be all over the news. I'll get trashed, like usual; but this time, I'll make out with my mom ... while sitting next to my little bro ... Hey, little bro ... if this doesn't work, you're next.

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@jru2
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Dear God,

We just want to thank you for all the bounty you have given us, but especially for Lindsay Lohan because I could never make up shit that good.

-breaking bread with a tabloid journalist