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The Dog Personality:

You Dogs are born old and get younger as you age. A wrinkled brow is the Dog child's trademark. A scowl seems built into your taut adolescent features. As a young adult, you shake your head a lot and tsk and cluck at the stupidity and grabbiness of those who run the systems of which you so disapprove. In middle age, you develop a curling sneer which enhances your acid commentaries about everything from the depressing state of the world to wasted resources, drug abuse, war, corruption, and ecological disarray.

       After the age of forty-five, you begin to mellow. At fifty you may still complain about the fact that the trains don't run on time, about the filth and danger in bus stations and parks, or about anything that touches on social reform. But the older you get, the less you take your own snarls and criticisms seriously. When you're about to retire from your life's work, you will usually cease tilting at windmills, chasing ways to solve the problems of the poor mindless world, and be satisfied to surrender some portion of your noble ideals in favor of comfort, security and family.

       You are an original radical. You profess to care more about humanity than you do about money or power, comfort, success, or intimacy or, more especially, yourself. Because of this strong streak of altruism, you spend much of your time either attempting to do something about injustice or railing because so little can be done.

       As a social reformer and minor revolutionary, you are vulnerable to disappointment. You want to believe in the basic goodness of humankind, to champion the causes of the misunderstood, and to help right all wrongs. In this you set yourself up for disaster.

       Your social life is often skimpy. As you don't trifle with primping and feel you should not waste essential time on giddy romance, you will, when possible, skirt all vain activities such as partying and dancing and living it up, in favor of being at home scorning society's frivolity, attending to duty, and assuming responsibility. You may miss many a chance to meet people, to find yourself a lover, or to surround yourself with friends. But you rarely pamper yourself or indulge in self-improvement schemes or attend image boosting seminars. You'd be happy to limit yourself to hair shirts and cold showers, which you feel are sufficiently hygienic for one and all. You have no time for layabouts who wallow in opulence while millions are starving and dying in Third World countries. You hate politicians (unless you are one) because, for you, they are all corrupt and sold out to the great Gray God of Greed.

       Everything is serious. You always try to be sober, thoughtful and sincere. Your profoundest conviction is that life is a purgatory wherein you will never find happiness nor be at peace. You are scorchingly aware that we are all only passing through this grave and ponderous place we like to call our existence. You can never quite figure out what everybody's getting so excited about when they carp and complain and demand more joy and pleasure from life. You cannot help but see them as poor fools. Yet, you try not to judge them because you really love all humankind and want to believe in Man's basic goodness. In an indulgent, big-brotherly (yet reproving) way, you adore your fellow man and are especially fond of the underdog.

       Although much of your behavior might appear condescending and is frequently performed in a dry spirit, tinged with personal sacrifice, sharp criticism, and self-abnegation, you are truly one of the nicest people alive.

       Curmudgeonly? Judgmental? Picky? Punctilious? Yes, all of those. But when someone pets your fur just the right way and massages that favorite spot right under your left ear, you make absolutely the best and most honorable companion on earth. Your touching candor and devotion quite outshine your occasional irascible grouchiness.

       Getting to know a Dog is not always easy. At a first meeting you rarely try to be charming, communicative or warm. You may even seem shy. Except for the odd terse, caustic remark, for which you are well known and even feared when confronted by strangers, you tend to step back, remain on guard and keep your own counsel. Of course, once you know someone, you may natter on for hours.

       No one will ever catch you napping. You are a watchdog, and you go through your daily life in a perpetual state of defensive vigilance, always on the alert, forever attentive. You are skittishly wary and so highly strung that you jump when the phone rings, snap to attention at the slightest rustle in the next room, and nearly bite off people's heads when they startle you.

       You are a moralizer too. You are not satisfied merely to observe the inequities afoot in the world; you must hold forth on them. The implication is always that the powers that be are trying either to disinform us, to pull the wool over our eyes, to misuse our good faith, to extort more taxes from us, or to keep us from living the way we might choose. You feel strongly that we were all born victims of the rascals in power. Organized society has nothing to offer but chaos. Naturally, then, you assume that it is your duty to keep others apprised of their rights and warn them against believing in hollow promises made by official Santa Clauses.

       Lucky for us, you are our champion. We can always count on you to stay abreast of what the system is trying to put over on us. You protect our liberties and try to keep the bigwigs honest. You listen, assess, survey and scrutinize for us.

       You hardly ever get involved in revolutions. You are often so disgusted with politics and politicians as to be apolitical. You may even refuse to vote as you find local government so abysmally manipulative and shamefully tax-hungry that it doesn't seem worth it. Will the Dog run for office or even volunteer to sit on the board? It happens. But as your motives are nobler than most, you will only allow yourself to be elected if you believe there's a chance you can right some wrongs and initiate reforms.

       You find so many things amiss in society that you frequently decide at an early age to steer clear of the whole shebang. You are an enemy of hypocrisy and are intolerant of lying, cheating, stealing and/or compromising your conscience.

       As a result of this unwillingness to join 'em if you can't lick 'em, you nearly always opt to lead the life of a confirmed individualist. You despise the lukewarm attitudes necessary to fit in with your peers. You cannot bear the idea of surrendering your ideals and beliefs to the middle-class dream. This does not mean that people born in Dog years are lie-down-and-go-limp hippies. You are most always correct, solid citizens. But often, you will retreat from the conventional life style and remain aloof, hovering and observing rather than having to sacrifice your uniqueness.

       I'm trying to avoid accusing Dogs of pessimism, but you often tend to give voice to the blacker side of the burnt toast. You are born uneasy, anxious and fearful of the unknown. You always think you can feel the bogey man around the next bend. You live in a state of perpetual red alert, apprehensive of every confrontation with the unfamiliar, and worrying yourself silly over what often turns out to be nothing. You bark out a steady stream of warnings to friends and acquaintances about real or imagined impending dangers.

       No matter your position in life, you will prefer to maintain a low profile. Your innate reserve is much appreciated by your friends, but among strangers, you may awaken suspicions or raise doubts as to your intentions. You are not always gregarious because you deem natural reserve a protective device.

       Integrity is another choice aspect of your character. You never forget people who make you smile, cheer up your day or give you a warm feeling. You are almost self-sacrificingly generous of spirit. When going Dutch, you often pay more than your share. You never forget to bring flowers to a dinner party and most always volunteet to return a favor. You prefer not even to show up at anyone's door empty-handed. You are not an overly generous gift-giver like the Monkey, nor are you dramatic profferer of obvious gifts like the Dragon or the Tiger. You simply know how to appreciate kindnesses and return them whenever you possibly can.

       Sometimes your overdeveloped sense of fairness gets out of control. There is a side to you that is so militantly selfless that it almost stops being fun. For you, your kind of justice is the only justice. That borderline know-it-all attitude can get old very fast.

       Although you are self-effacing and can be irritatingly proud, you do remain lucid and try to see yourself objectively. You are also a determined, steady worker and have great powers of concentration. You can turn out mountains of work where others accomplish little. The Chinese claim that hard work is the Dog's salvation; your labors keep you busy and divert you from constant worrying.

       The loss of or rejection by a loved one can terminally upset your composure. More than any other sign, yours requires heavy daily doses of tenderness, kindness, gentleness and love. You do not like to make promises you cannot keep, so you are loath to surrender to love in the first place. You are afraid to commit to marriage or even to being a couple because you don't feel capable of assuming responsibility for someone else's feelings. You are, in fact, always hesitant about taking on moral duties that you fear you might not be up to performing. When you do give in to the temptation to love and be loved, you are an angel. You become sensitive and ultra-vulnerable, affectionate and cozy.

I sure don't relate to the no naps part
  Although you may camouflage your feelings behind a ruggedly individualistic stance from which you jokingly protest that you don't want to be "happily married", the reason you resist settling down and raising a large family is that you fear both loss and rejection. If and when this fear becomes a reality, you go a little crazy. You enter a relationship where you are the giver and your partner is the taker. The couple muddles along, you giving your all and the other feeling guilty at not being able to measure up to your sense of integrity, your honesty, endurance, and belief in your future together. If one day, the signficant other has an affair or falls gravely ill, you may very well have a nervous breakdown. You cannot help but feel that what happened is your fault. You feel you have failed.

       Your mate may explain, swear it will never happen again and/or completely recover, be well again and up and running like clockwork. But for you, the spell has been broken. An affair has been had or an illness threatened you with the loss of your mate. You are crushed and saddened and will not forget for a long, long time.

       You might be able to forgive, but you will always fear the idea of insincerity or possible loss. Your love life must be clear-cut. Standards high. People should not become gravely ill or cheat on you as then they seem to be leaving you. You're a Dog. And when their favorite person tries to leave them, Dogs become depressed, sulky and even sick. You, on the other hand. might cheat on a lover or mate. But for you, it's not the same. You feel like the victim when you are unfaithful. You have fallen into a trap laid by someone less scupulous than you. Not your fault? Remains to be seen.

       Probably your cutest and yet most infuriating trait is your talent for putting your foot in it. The average Dog is that person who blurts out whatever comes onto his or her tongue. That's the way you talk. Sensitive and touchy you may be, but you aren't able to edit your own words before you say them. "Wherever did you buy that hideous green wallpaper?" You might comment as you exit the powder room of your friend who has just re-decorated. Dogs are famous for verbal blunders. They mean no harm. But they sometimes blurt and hurt in the same breath.
Dog Compatibilities:

Dog with Rat

       This is a potentially happy marriage. Providing the cards are played fairly, you and the Rat can be more than satisfied in each other's company. But be prepared for long, heated discussions sorting out political, social and financial differences of opinion.

       The materialistic Rat can find it difficult to reason with your generosity. You often give money away to the poor, sometimes forgetting to save enough for the rent. You can't resist the opportunity to help the needy. Your stability depends on being seen as the philanthropic good guy. Rat does not agree. He's the hoarder, ravaged by anxiety about savings, unable to understand your puppy-faced, desperate need to give it all away. Disagreements abound.

       Because both of you feel deeply passionate about each other, true harmony is possible. Your love is unconditional, offering a gentle cradle for the Rat's frenetic soul. The happiness you find together in and out of bed will be enhanced by the arrival of scads of kids and pets whom you will nurture and raise together as a team.

Dog with Ox

       Don't expect to bay at the moon out of blind love for an Ox mate. You have polarized goals. Your job, saving the world, is bound to take priority. And the Ox? He or she will be going to bat for a major corporation, grossing 50 per cent of the winnings. You two are so different in your philosophies that battles may ensue.

       Despite a gentle, loving nature, you know that this is a Dog-eat-Dog world, yet believe only in justice and equality. You want no part of the Ox's haughty domineering. You prefer to answer only to the call of the wounded. The Ox believes that charity begins at home and will beg you to leave the world's problems behind. Both of you might be devout moralizers. But you don't see eye to eye: you argue about starving children in India, trying to sway the Ox to contribute to the noble cause; the Ox fights for justice at home, complaining that the money used to create a shelter for the homeless last month was really meant to pay for the children's private school.

       Sex between you can be fun! This is the only place where an Ox's roll over command has clout. You are tickled by the Ox's relentlessness and brutally frank style in bed, and admire it. This is just an okay marriage. Sexual fireworks and undying passion will not be the things that hold you two very different people together.

 Dog with Tiger

       Harmony incarnate. You and the Tiger just plain get along. You have common causes and common philosophies. Yet you are very different. The Tiger is overly optimistic, you are pessimistic. Each helps the other to understand these basic character differences.

       The Chinese call this pairing a happy alliance of muscle and heart. The Tiger has the strength to put your ideals across to the public. You keep watch and prevent the Tiger from leaping into the wrong frays. You are, simply, a great couple. Harmony reigns right from the start. And because you and the Tiger respect each other's deepest convictions, mutual admiration sticks you together like super glue.

       In bed, the Tiger usually takes the lead, which is felicitous for you because you often need to be thawed out before engaging in any heavy intimacy. With time, you two learn to blend eroticism with affection to achieve physical fulfillment. It is rare that such a marriage ends in divorce.

Dog with Cat

       In Chinese astrology, Cat/Rabbits and Dogs traditionally get on with each other. Although sexual intimacy is not the most salient point of contact here, companionship is. Everybody knows how important companionship is to you, the Dog. Cat/Rabbits like to be safe and well housed too. This couple's marriage is based on profound mutual affection and respect for each other's opinions and aesthetic choices.

       Both you and the Cat/Rabbit have a marked tendency to mood swings. You both are critical and easily discouraged by the realities of everyday life and its various injustices. Although you are the more pessimistic partner, Cat/Rabbits can be testy and crotchety when the chips are down. The Cat/Rabbit's complicity will be based largely on your mutual mistrust of human nature. Shared cynicism is your consolation for putting up with an imperfect world.

       Both parties are dutiful and unafraid of working hard. Money should not be an issue. Mutual participation in professional and paraprofessional projects will lend strength to your union. Your spontaneous expressions of slavering affection might get on the Cat's taut nerves. But one thing is for sure: the Cat/Rabbit can depend on your loyalty which, in the cautious Cat/Rabbit's sensitive heart, counts for a lot.

 Dog with Dragon

       Polarized outlooks might find harmony one day, providing the sex is sensational, but with the Dragon/Dog duo, this is not often the case. According to Chinese astrologers, few relationships are less likely to withstand the test of time. Bickering and barking prevail. However, should your western astrology signs be supremely compatible, the sex might just be torrid and keep you clinging to each other for a lifetime.

       You and the Dragon are both full of enthusiasm, energy and vigor. But your style s are so different as to make you near enemies. You hate making a fuss over nothing. Dragons intentionally create daily scenes complete with flames, smoke and noise. Dragons deem your moralizing and pessimism to be downright boring. Dragons live primarily for themselves. You live for others. The Dragon will wish you were a more obedient mate. But you are a freethinking animal and will never buckle under to oppression. While the Dragon boasts of successes, you gloat over his or her resounding failures.

       This is not a naturally terrific marriage. But it can work - so long a there is good sex and a definite goal for each party to reach in his or her own way.

  Dog with Snake

       This partnership is lopsided. We are dealing with two disparate types of people. You are pessimistic, given to depression and worry. Snakes are naturally relaxed, less anxious, and certainly less sarcastic. Sometimes you even mistrust a pet Snake's charm and will whine and snap about it, criticizing the Snake for both frivolity and an easygoing nature. But basic personality differences do not have to destroy relationships.

       You hate society, have few friends, and stay at home a lot. Snakes are just the opposite, yet need a home to go back to after their numerous forays into the big world. Returning to a cozy Dog- style home after imbibing a faceful of society's cupidity can be refreshing for the sociable Snake. Even though you snarl and threaten, you always forgive, are loyal to a fault, and never waver in your devotion to your loved ones.

       Both parties are sensitive to causes, feel strongly about combating injustice, and believe in right over might. This similarity of purpose can serve to harmonize your relationship and round out some potential hard edges.

       Trouble is, your sexual needs are very different. You are physically conventional and direct, while the Snake is highly adventurous in bed and enjoys intricate sexual play. The two of you may not clash over this issue, but the Snake may eventually get bored, resume a natural bent for flirting, and irrevocably damage your tender-hearted soul.
Dog with Horse

       If the two of you hire a nanny, a housekeeper, a laundress, and a cook, you can establish a very sound love relationship. Both of you are effective, active, project-oriented people. Neither is enchanted by a career as a house drudge or nose-wiper, staying at home waiting for the other to appear.

       The Horse is characteristically profligate with money. He or she gambles away ressources and takes chances others would not. This risky trait fills your anxious heart with fear. The Horse hates to be reminded of profligacy but you cannot keep quiet for long. Many a dispute will ensue.

       As harmony reigns in your bedroom, the two of you usually end up being friends after vibrant lovemaking sessions wherein each lavishes pleasure on the other. You are giving and the Horse is loving. It's a good sexual match.

       The lovemaking should be great, but what will ultimately hold this pair together is a deep respect for each other's integrity. You are mutually honorable people with a refined sense of sociability. Time will round off whatever sharp angles the two of you encounter. A durable, solid relationship is assured.

Dog with Goat

       Not much love is lost between the two of you. You are all moral standard and high-mindedness, while the Goat's ideals often begin and end with where the next meal is coming from. Goats are on the side of the person carrying the wallet. You deplore pandering, but Goats know no other way of life. Unless you decide to shoulder the burden of changing a poor misunderstood Goat (whom you believe to be a hidden genius), you will be two very different people going in opposite directions.

       You like things to be clear, just and fair. The Goat doesn't even know what those terms mean. Goats are dreamers whose ephemeral plans often go up in smoke. You dream too, but your dreams are anchored in concrete and seek real solutions to real problems.

       Goats, of course, love sex and favor open relationships wherein they have full freedom. You wouldn't think of being disloyal. You may stray, but only for a minute or two. To you, devotion and loyalty come first. To the Goat, blind devotion and loyalty are for fools who don't know which side of their bread is buttered. It would be too optimistic to expect harmony from this essentially unbalanced romantic equation.

Dog with Monkey

       You are a blazing idealist. The Monkey lives for the opportune moment. You may well meet up and fall in love when engaged in a social struggle together. Each possesses qualities lacking in the other. Although this might make you seem perfectly matched, it takes more than dovetailing qualities to make two such impervious individualists communicate. Each of you is so accustomed to living on your own wavelength that you have real trouble shifting gears to make yourselves understood to someone on another plane. The remedy is talk. The two of you must sit and discuss for hours, days and months before you reach an understanding. You have to give up blurting nasty remarks, and the Monkey must accept being tethered at least part of the time.

       Although you can be guilty of it, you don't take kindly to philandering. But the Monkey like sexual freedom. The Monkey seems carefree and you are laughably frustrated. Being of basic good intention, if you wish to stay together, the two of you can work out a harmonious sex life together. This relationship's harmony is possible but will not be won without effort.

Dog with Rooster

       Incompatibility reigns supreme in this couple. You and the Rooster are equally flinty and raw-nerved. You are forever blurting criticism and bruising the egos of those around you. Roosters are chickeny but deeply unsure of themselves. One yelp from you can depress the Rooster for days.

       Do the two of you fight? You never stop backbiting, carping, and bickering over details. You don't agree on anything. You are classically left wing, kindly and trustworthy. The Rooster is a born conservative. Your home life together is a constant push-me pull-you of unrest. You think mismatched dishes will do nicely. The Rooster wants designer china and crystal glasses on an heirloom table.

       The Rooster demands more and more varied sex than you have to give. Roosters need to puff up their egos and preen their feathers. You couldn't care less what the Rooster looks like in bed. You feel sex rather than performing it. Besides, you are slightly conservative. You don't believe one should overindulge in pleasure. Best advice: leave the Rooster/Dog love relationship alone.

Dog with Dog

       Seriousness anxiety could cloud the union between two Dogs who want to live together as a team. There exist, of course, areas of mutual understanding regarding causes and social ills, justice and humanitarian issues. But your abrasive Dog personalities and incessant caustic remarks could make pain the order of the day.

       There is some reciprocity here. There are, after all, many breeds of Dog. One type of Dog will always help the other with everything from grocery shopping to projects. There are few, if any, artificial barriers about who is male or female and which tasks befit either. You both have respect for each other's time and understand your partner's desire to be effective in the world.

       Trouble crops up in this relationship because of an age-old enemy - boredom. Both of you will be hyper-puritanical, chronically anxious, guarded, skeptical, cynical, critical, and lacking in joy and lightheartedness. Life around the Dog house could be gloomy. Stodgy moralities will be the rule rather than the exception. Self-righteousness will be knee-deep. But if one of you happens to be a Labrador and the other a Doberman, maybe a certain barking order will be established and the two of you can make a go of it.

       There is not much natural chemistry between Dog born people, so the act of love may be healthful but unimaginative. Intimacy frightens Dogs so the two of you would have to work very hard at reassuring each other of your mutual good intentions. This marriage can work, but it will require frequent revisions and even overhauls in order to last.

Dog with Pig

        Intimacy between you and the Pig promises great enduring love, respect and passion. The two of you are complementary in thought and feeling. You both believe in the basic good of humankind. You both love the countryside and adhere to sanity as a fine way to live.

       Mind you, there are some basic differences to contend with. Pigs love opulence while you couldn't care less about luxury. Pigs tend to be conservative; you are liberal. Pigs are sensualists and love a good dirty story. You, however, are offended by open ribaldry.

       But all these differences get worked out between you because you are each willing to respect and even admire the other's individual tastes and preferences. You love the cozy security Pig provides, and the generous Pig sees your politically active friends as perfect guests.

       The Pig may at first be flummoxed by your seeming sexual indifference. But Pigs have clever (sometimes devious) ways of getting people's attention, and will always find a way to your Doggy heart. Pigs are infinitely patient. They know how to bide their time and cajole until they get what they want and need out of you. Providing you husband and promote your mutual talent for goodwill, the two of you can be blissfully content for a very long time.

source: http://grupovenus.com
Type of Dog:

Wood Dog (1934, 1994):
Sincere, reliable, considerate, understanding, and patient

Fire Dog (1946, 2006):
Intelligent, hard-working, and sincere

Earth Dog (1958, 2018):
Communicative, serious, and responsible in work

Gold Dog (1910, 1970):
Conservative, desirable, cautious, and always ready to help others

Water Dog (1922, 1982):
Brave and self-centered, even seemingly selfish; well-versed in dealing with financial issues

source: http://www.chinahighlights.com/travelguide/chinese-zodiac/dog.htm
The Five Elements - Wood, Fire, Earth, Metal, Water

       To allow for movement to occur and bring about change, Chinese philosophy calls upon the five elements as agents of change and reaction. Change, the Chinese think, derives from the influence of the five main elements - Wood, Fire, Earth, Metal and Water - on the basic Yin or Yang energies. Like in the old rock, paper, scissors game, each of these five Chinese elements has the ability to control and/or destroy the previous element, and is capable of producing the element that directly follows it. In the regenerative cycle of the elements, Water engenders Wood. Wood begets Fire. Fire burns to Earth. Earth creates Metal and Metal gives way to Water.

       Wood is characterized by the color green. Wood heralds the beginning of life, springtime and buds, sensuality and fecundity. Wood's influence affects the liver, the gallbladder and, by extension, the digestion. Wood needs moisture to thrive. Its two opposite yet equally emotional forces are rage and altruism. The Wood person will be expansive, outgoing and socially conscious.

       Wood, in its turn, can create and nourish Fire. Fire's signatory color is red. Fire is hot weather, satisfaction of nature, aridity and dust. The tongue and the small intestine are the centers of attention in the Fire person's body. Fire makes heat, which either warms or burns. The Fire person must constantly seek to balance a tendency to explode and possibly destroy, against a desire to create coziness and warmth. Passionate by nature, this impatient, ebullient person must strive to keep his flame under control.

       Earth is created from the ashes of the Fire. Now we are in the soothingly satisfying late summer cycle. Earth's favorite color is yellow, which represents the equanimity between beginnings and. endings. The weather of Earth is mild or temperate. In the human body, Earth influences spleen, pancreas and mouth. Earth's two opposite but equal forces which need to be kept in constant balance are enhancing and smothering. On the one hand Earth gives care and allows for growth and improvement. On the other, Earth buries roots and snuffs out breath. Earth people are gifted for fairness and have the ability to commit themselves to protracted projects and complete Herculean tasks with ease. They must struggle against a penchant for worry.

       The Earth grows Metal in her veins. Metal says white and autumn. Metal is cool, crisp weather. Metal's effect on the body centers in the lungs and respiratory system. It only secondarily rules the large intestine and the nose. Metal people like to communicate. They need to keep discord and harmony in constant balance. Metal signifies the onset of winter. Its influence can sometimes add sadness or gloom to an astrological chart. Two of Metal's emotional forces are melancholy and romance. I see Metal as Wagnerian. Metal people must guard against a tendency to wallow in nostalgia.

       Lastly, Metal begets Water - groundwater trickling its way through layers of the Earth's core. Water's color is blue. Its season is full-blown winter. Water is always moving, fluid, and mutational. In our bodies, water's influence affects our plumbing systems, the kidneys and the bladder. The ear, too, comes under the spell of Water. Hence people born in Water-ruled years are frequently musical. They pick up on everything. Be it good or bad, they never miss a vibe. Water-ruled creatures are always very sensitive and sometimes even mentally fragile. The downside of Water's influence, then, is a stressful nervousness. To balance that fidgety, squeamish, overly sensitive side, Water endows its subjects with the noblest quality of all, kindness and sympathy. Sometimes too permeable, the Water-ruled must take precautions against drowning in the chagrin of those they see as less fortunate than themselves.

       So, the five elements cause the commotion and are responsible for creating and maintaining both balance and imbalance - for moving things around and making life interesting. These purveyors of change can be controlled or not, depending on how one manages them.

       Each animal year of the Chinese zodiac has been assigned one of the five elements. The elements each turn up twice in the cycle going away for another ten years. The five elements are always presented in the above order. Once we know this, we can understand how the elements directly affect us and pertain to individual characters.

       The elements work by governing each animal sign once through the sixty-year "century" You will not come across a Water Horse more than once in sixty years. This fact alone accounts for sixty different basic character or destiny types. Further, when a learned Chinese astrologer draws up a chart for an individual person according to the Chinese astrological system, he takes into consideration the month and the season, the time of day and the type of weather on the day of birth as well as certain astral configurations at the moment of birth. In all, good Chinese astrologers deal with a base of no less than 512,640 different possible personality charts. This means that only two people in a million stand a chance of being born with identical destinies.
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