This isn't related to Gemini's, but......ROFLMAO!!

HAHAHAHA!!....(give me a minute)....*inhales/exhales*...(okay, im cool).

Oh Lord, Okay, I'm at work today, minding my own business (kinda), & this lady that has been asking me out eat, & flirting w/ me since the beginning of last month or so, Meiyoushia (or whatever how her name's spelt), steps up to me while I'm digging in my drawer in search for my keys since Kym was waiting in the underground garage.
She starts saying & asking crap like, "I'm going to lunch & there will be an extra seat.", "How come you never eat lunch w/ me?" & " [my name], you only have 45 more minutes for lunch, you SHOULD spend it right." While I was explaining to her (like always) that I have never (& of course)will not ever have lunch w/ her OR go out w/ her & I do not like her in that way & that I'm eating w/ Kym like sometimes, she starts caressing my leg & sliding closer to me.
I jumped up & moved...for each step I took to the side, she moves w/ me. Then she starts trying to touch me again, so I tipped down the few little steps not too far from my desk, & explaining that I do not want her..at all.
As she creaped toward the edge of the steps, I suddenly she Kym wham her on the side of her head from the back...so hard, that she falls down the few steps, in her heels, head-first (HAHAHA!!).
W/I seconds, peoples come racing in trying to pull Kym off of her & trying to free her hand from her, now fake hair-free, hair.



HAHAHAHA-HAHAHA!!!

Do you wear a wedding ring? This may help people realise that you're taken.

it sounds like she knows i mean they work together.. i would think she knows... that is some funny # $ @&.

"Do you wear a wedding ring? This may help people realise that you're taken."

No? really? lol, I DO wear one...(it's silver *giggles*).

"Get OUT. That doesn't happen in real life, does it? omigod........why didn't you just say you were married?"

Heck yeah it happens!, LOL, just like when some women finds out that their boyfriends/husbands/BOTH are cheaping...some of them attempts homocide or smashing the hell out of the the poor bastard's cars. Oh & I DID tell her (thought I shouldn't had to, that's what the symbol is for)...Why is it alway the MAN'S fault? lol!

"chick fight !!!"

HA, I know, I was just as surprised as you.

"It sounds like she knows i mean they work together.. i would think she knows... that is some funny # $ @&."

TOO funny *shakes head back & forth*...but when it's someone least expected to win a fight(or even be IN a brawl to began with)not only are you excited and cracked up by the person, but your cracked up by the whole damn thing!! That includes: the reason, the setting, the opponent, the actions, the reaction of the ass-whipper as she/he is getting pulled off of the loser, and so on. True or False?

"LOL @ bling....nothing draws him in like a good chick fight. He prolly needs more particulars to feed his fantasy a4 - any details? Shirt ripping? Hair pulling? Inadvertantly exposed flesh?"

HA-HA!! No fantasties contained cat-fighting...oh wait..never mind. Though the (floor)fight (w/ an attemption to be broken up by me) was only 2 minutes or so, there was some 'fake-hair snatching', 'face-to-floor slamming', 'back-of-the-neck punching', (one)shoe-flying, and loud words shouted. As some co-workers gotten involved, the bodies were detached, but the 'hand-to-(real)hair' wasn't. In short, the aftermath of my floor & work-spot was: 1 heel, hair extentions, some ear-rings, 1 more blood stain, hair clip, & a purse.
Though there STILL some slight concerns.....'humor' is used as a replacement.