An Irish Pub Joke...

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman go into a pub. Each orders a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and land-- one, two, three-- in each of the pints. The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint awa
In the darkness all men are equal, save those that embrace it.
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman go into a pub. Each orders a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and land-- one, two, three-- in each of the pints.

The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another... the Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.

The Irishman reaches in to the glass, grabs the fly between his fingers and shakes him as hard as he can, shouting 'Spit it out, ya bloody bastard! Spit it out!'
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Are you Irish?
In the darkness all men are equal, save those that embrace it.
Posted by MyStarsShine
Are you Irish?

Now that's a very complicated question to answer
Let's simply say I was raised in Belfast, NI.
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I'm confused.... is it a word play on the fly to his zipper? So he's trying to get his penis out and trying to have it reach orgasm? Or is it a literal fly and being that he's Irish, he's an alcholic wanting every drip of his mead? I like jokes, I just don't get half of them.
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Posted by Dreamyboy
I'm confused.... is it a word play on the fly to his zipper? So he's trying to get his penis out and trying to have it reach orgasm? Or is it a literal fly and being that he's Irish, he's an alcholic wanting every drip of his mead? I like jokes, I just don't get half of them.


He wants to get every drip of his mead. But the stereotype is not only about being addicted, it's also about having few resources only.
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Posted by MonkeyInTheMoon
Posted by MyStarsShine
Are you Irish?

Now that's a very complicated question to answer
Let's simply say I was raised in Belfast, NI.
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Where were you born?

NI is in the UK
In the darkness all men are equal, save those that embrace it.
Posted by MyStarsShine
Posted by MonkeyInTheMoon
Posted by MyStarsShine
Are you Irish?

Now that's a very complicated question to answer
Let's simply say I was raised in Belfast, NI.



Where were you born?

NI is in the UK
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Ah yes. Step easy there though as any further choice of words is highly controversial. It's the Province. Or Ulster. Or the North. The Six Counties. British-Occupied Ireland. Among others. Depending on your view.

I wouldn't say I'm British. Nor Irish. I'm Ulster. I don't expect you to understand this. It is a complicated question to answer like I said it already. I was born in Holywood, County Down and lived in Belfast during most of the Troubles.
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I would have died in Ireland.

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In the darkness all men are equal, save those that embrace it.
Posted by Seraphlight
Posted by MonkeyInTheMoon
Posted by MyStarsShine
Posted by MonkeyInTheMoon
Posted by MyStarsShine
Are you Irish?

Now that's a very complicated question to answer
Let's simply say I was raised in Belfast, NI.



Where were you born?

NI is in the UK

Ah yes. Step easy there though as any further choice of words is highly controversial. It's the Province. Or Ulster. Or the North. The Six Counties. British-Occupied Ireland. Among others. Depending on your view.

I wouldn't say I'm British. Nor Irish. I'm Ulster. I don't expect you to understand this. It is a complicated question to answer like I said it already. I was born in Holywood, County Down and lived in Belfast during most of the Troubles.

hi ulster i am from dublin ...LIGHTEN UP DUDE IT'S A JOKE!

hugs xxx
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Hi Dublin you're up early... or just leaving the Temple Bar?

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