CancerianGoddess
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
If revenge is sweet, and it is also a dish best served cold, then does that mean revenge is ice cream??
Remember, even if you're one in a million, there are 6,000 others just like you!
If revenge is sweet, and it is also a dish best served cold, then does that mean revenge is ice cream??
Remember, even if you're one in a million, there are 6,000 others just like you!
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