Gertrude, Maude & Tillie

These three old ladies and their dogs

were sitting on a park bench

having a quiet conversation

when a flasher approached from across the park.

The flasher came up to the ladies,

stood right in front of them

and opened his trench coat.



Gertrude immediately had a stroke.

Then Maude also had a stroke.

But Tillie, being older and more feeble,

couldn't reach that far.