Scorpionlady
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Ghetto Spelling Bee......
Hahahahahahahahaahaha!!! I couldn't stop laughing although I think I'm half as smart now.
ALot of jokes are!!!! You didnt comment on the learn chinese in 5 minutes!!!—
Lmaoo that was stupid
lol There goes a few IQ points.
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Tyreal came home from school disappointed. "I hate English, dem
teachers are always changing stuff".
Mother: "Tyreal, have you been using bad words and writing dirty notes
again?"
Tyreal: "Naw, momma, I sware I didn't. I used all of my spelling words
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3. PLANET - Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to
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5. OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTE it go dis time.
6. STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAY into space.
7. MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my
man said gimme one MOBILE .
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hopped DEFENSE and got away.
9. AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.
10. AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today so
AFTERMATH , I'm out.
11. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET .
12. DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a
DOMINEERING .
13 KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger
KENYA spare some change.
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15 DATA- At my basketball game, I scored thirty points My coach
say DATA boy.
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BEWARE I can get a job?"
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18. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be
thrown out de COATROOM ."
19. DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody
know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE .
20. FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can only
FASCINATE .