J-Lo's new cologne...

J Lo is working on a new cologne. It's called Ghetto Trash Heap #2

J-lo or J-ho one woman I would kick out of bed. No class what so ever. Of course I am not a teen so I guess I miss the whole point. What can A drunk say.

Ever hear her talk James? It's as if you're listening to a 12 year old....

thanks for telling us about this Sloane, maybe I should buy this stuff for my ex-gf.

Whoa James even though I dont like J-Lo I wouldnt kick her outta bed.

you might catch something.

she like the village bike everyones had a ride.

i like her music. but as to a her person i would really have to talk to.
she's like the pres.
he's a texan and an ex drugy.
who was in the airforce.
but he must be dumb due to texanness.
but yet he can fly a plane. which basically means that ur genuies like. so u see unless u look at a few points.

Ahhh..I wouldn't make a comparison to the President from J Lo. We're talking serious differences.

For example: he's educated (Yale). She's not. Don't even go there James...

riiiiiiiiightttttt...................

Okay..I've seen the bottle and I'm not too impressed--a bit like Chanel's "chance"--she's such a poser that tramp!! A wanna-be ghetto queen.

what's the main reason you hate her again? wait, it couldnt possibly be because of her cologne right?

jlo's sexy. mina like.

Naaahh, I don't hate her--I just find her annoying. She wants her face plastered everywhere. She cries for too much attention. Such a Leo!

Anyone seen her new movie? I havent seen a movie get this bad of reviews in long time. I think I may go see it just for that reason. lol

lol that movie looked boring from the start, but really, i think j lo is pretty cool.

If you hear j ho on the shows she conterdicks herself all the time, maybe its drugs, no one can be that dumb.

"Contradicts" herself--you mean this James? Is that due to really poor spelling or are you being facitious? Also--how does she contradict herself? I know she's no rocker scientist.

I think she counterdicks herself but your spelling is right. Just men alone she is always in love for about 3 months. I could care less if she bangs the whole of the u.s. you do not have to be in love to have sex but give me a break I wish she would just come on the telly and say I like sex so I do it a lot. Rather than being in love with a new man every outher week. I find it hard to believe she falls in and out of love that easy. She wasa on Graham norton or some show going on and on about her movie ca-rear get real.

that guy she met at the restaurant: didnt work out, her career life is far different from his life, he isn't an actor.

p diddy: she said he cheated on her after a party one night and he stayed there for the whole day while she waited at home, interviewers questioned him on it, he didnt say anything.

that guy who's her backup dancer: she didnt love him, she realized that she loved him as a friend. Poor guy

Ben: She's madly in love with him. Or so she says, we'll see.

but other than that, she doesnt have to be a genius to be considered cool gal to me.

You're totally right James--thanks for the elaboration. And yes, I'm sure she just LOOOOVED to rant about her carrer on Graham Norton--who gives a sh**? Right? You see why I had to start this post? I just can't stand the girl...ooops, the "ho".

The ghetto is beckoning.....

PS...you buy that Bently, the diamond rings, the designer clothes and other crap but YOU CAN'T BUY CLASS.

PPS James....here in the states, we all know her relationships are just merely PR stints to get her into the magazine gossip columns. She knows how to manipualte the media.

She is very good at that, I give credit, and if people like her fine, I have no idea what her music is like don't know don't care. Its just on the telly one time she tries to be the girl next door and the next show she the great movie star and the next time its somethinmg else. enough said if she saw me she would say who is that worn out old man. Who does he think he is the town drunk. Which I am very good at.

sloane, you care so much about her and her status, it's kinda funny

and if you're talking about class, it seems as though you dont possess much either if you are going to go around talking trash about a girl you dont even know.

She may be famous now, but that doesnt mean she doesnt have a past.

I don't see anything wrong with her... I liked her in the movie "the Cell", wich was, in my opinion, an awesome movie... Besides that I hate her music... But so what? She's got every right to make a perfume if she wants... It's just marketing.

Ohhh Luz my dear friend--how so little you know. I don't hate J lo--I said this before. I'm just a bit annoyed by her antics. You have to make fun of those celebrities that play with the media all the time and scream for attention. Ben follows in that step as well...and on another note...since you never met me, I am sure you would agree that to compare myself to Miz Lo is like comparing apples to oranges. I was brought up well and am college educated. I don't know why you feel the need to take my comments personally...it's all in the name of fun!

P Diddy is another one that works to be in the limelight all the time--sometimes not in a good way either.

Just because someone isn't college educated doesn't make them an idiot.

If they have a child will it be p-lo or j-diddy?

I never said she was an idiot. James---how 'bout 'lil piddle diddle puffy lo shizzle.

ohhhhh sloane, how wrong you are, i wasn't taking your post personally, this was my own so called 'fun' but then again, if ms j lo was here, she'd probably strangle your neck - no actually, she'd ignore you. She's knows better than that. Pity?

"Ahhh..I wouldn't make a comparison to the President from J Lo. We're talking serious differences.

For example: he's educated (Yale). She's not. Don't even go there James..."

"I am sure you would agree that to compare myself to Miz Lo is like comparing apples to oranges. I was brought up well and am college educated."

*laughs*

Ahhhh I see now. You are intimidated. 😉 Poooor Luz.

PS Luz, I could tell all along by your tone and the choice of your words that you really do have an irrational, fault-finding demeanor, yet you try to hide it with a happy-go-lucky, sweetness and light air. For example: you'll say something like: "Oh gee me? tee, hee, no, no. I was just kidding all along! Heee, hee!.""" Your ulterior motive shines right through sweetie..you don't fool me.

I know chicks that are your type.

it wasnt a happy go lucky air, it was more along the lines of sarcasm. Learn it.

and oh, that was a very sad comeback.

😉

Okay...I checked your name Luz where we all post personal stuff and no wonder your quick to put down--you were born in the tiger year.

What does the tiger do? He goes Arrrrggghhhh?

No wonder.....

A tiger woman born on a cusp. (Yikes)

*lol*

Why fight over J Lo?

...hmm...

Is she really worth it—

no it's not worth the trouble morgan, i just find some of the statements hilarious pwahahah

I like the baby name its good.

James--I think Puffy has two boys already but I don't know what he calls them. I'm sure they're regular names--hopefully for the kids' sake!

New item on the telly, Ben and J lo have split. I might send her a vibarater for xmas per haps she would show more comittment to it

So funny James!! I get your humour. I read that too about them but, you know how the media is...they exaggerate. I think we'll find out in the next few weeks...J Lo now has a calander out in the market. You can always see her every month. Maybe she's doing the Madonna thing--marketing herself to the extreme?

Who is the outher female singer who is a real slut. The one who is damn near nude on the stage. God can't think of her name she makes j lo look like a virgen.

Well there's Christina Aguleira and then there's Britney Spears. 'Lil Kim is pretty sexy too. I don't find them all that annoying though..

Okay..now I know I'm right about this girl...now J lo's putting in a bid with network TV execs to have her own talk show...it's just J Lo mania for the next 5 years. (Per CNN.com) Now I have no problem at all when someone wants to try out different things but come on...I think it would be best if she stayed focused on the acting and singing.

well u see i see that u must have a wide portfilo. u know do much things. and do it well. but i see ur point.

James--do you mean "portfolio"—?