A Horriblescope for leo

The best word to describe leo's
ATORT ET A' TRA RERS
Fr without rhyme or reason
A hint for foreign leo's welcome to the U.K. lets speak english.

The leo story for the month
a lion ate an entire bull, The lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
the moral
when you are full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
The leo male, there are three kinda. The one's that learns from reading less than 5% . The one's that learn from observation 5% . the rest must learn from peeing on the electric fence.

If you are a leo male: the good news is you have little to fear from venereal disease, It hard to catch anything from your hand. If you are the 1% who knows about females you will probubly get something. Lets talk money, now you do not have any, you will not get any and know your capricorn friend will not loan you any. The good thing about a leo is, if you do loan them money they will never cheat you out of it. They will owe you until the day they die.
Career's HA HA HA HA HA get real.
To sum up no love life, No money, no career. Why are you taking up space in the world?
The female Leo:
I still do not know why female leo's are called lions I am thinking DOG"S.
O.K. pay attention. Try not to let your mind wander...it is to small and fragile to be out by itself.
Love life: I hope you are dating another sign or your a lesbian If you have your eye on a leo male FOR GET IT HE WOULD NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYWAY.
Your only chance for real money marry a capricorn we are ass holes but we are for the most part rich.
career : find a fastfood place that is hiring its your only hope.
DXP has threaten to stomp on me if I put the bad things that will happen to you on here. To many of you end up in mental hospitals and there have been a few deaths. I still think that one vergo fell off and did not jump.
So I am sorry only good news have a nice day.

Geez James--where did you get this info? It IS sorta true about Cappies and money though--my father was a Cappie and he sure did have the capability of making it--knew how to spend it too!!

Thank you for the lovely horriblescope... it was truly horrid.

Tune in next month morgan its I rather eat butter than be a vergo.

You are right sloane we caps spend it on fine birds like your self we are fools for women.

LOL

My friend is a Leo and she WAS married to a Cappy...he never had any money. She now has money, he remarried and still has no money.....hmmmmmmmm.

Your friend is lucky. Usually Leos are spendthrifts and thay like to treat themselves to all sorts of goodies...perhaps she's in the right industry..

rehash of my info on Leo's

Thanks James for that amusing post 🙂 The most outrageously comedic and idiotic section was the one where A leo needs to marry a Cap because they never have money. Wouldn't that mean the dumb-butt goat would end penny-less while guided by their penis and the Lion would just bask in their glory while cheating out of boredome? The worst part is that the goat always comes skimpering back. Every single time....yes every. The hunter can shoot the Lion but that doesn't mean it's dead. However, you can keep milking that Goat for ALL he's got. Sorry. 🙂

My beloved sweet. lioness

Even us caps like to have something hanging around to screw. Remember we do not get attached we just keep you around. a few pounds here or there are no big deal. by the by lov the ? hummmm icon you put up quite sexy.

James James smh. No one said anything about attachment. Why, I am still friends with my old cap and he pays for every outing. Meanwhile I leave him hoping that he'll get the goods as I give my Virrrr-go the time of his life. 😉 It must be a drag to always work so hard to get what you want? Doesn't it?

It may well be that some of us enjoy the work. sounds like you have acomplished a lot with the capricorn and the virgin . just keep on humpin

yours Tate

aww how sweet thanks. But Cap men best stick to the Virgins too. I think it should be included in your horriblescope that it's either Cap men and Virgin women or their right hand man.

Thats like saying Leo women should stick with there vibarators, I know they love them because they have more personality than the men they attract but you should try a real man ever once in awhile.

Ah, a real man? That's like telling a Cap to find a real friend. To a leo woman that simply doesn't exist. To my knowledge and according to astrological research dating back from the 60's to modern times (besides the aries) the virgo is as close to real man as you can get. So if you know of a "real man" that is able to consistantly make the kitty purr with delight please let the forum know, I'm sure we would all be very appreciative. Personally I think a Lion is more inclined to swallow a Cap whole, coughing up fur balls to toss around, and eventually leaving them at the same exact spot they had found them in order to move on towards progression.

I always thought you might give good head if you can swallow whole I am sure you can.

I'm sure a 15 year old could also.

sorry don't do anyone under 30

for the leos A RERUN hard to understand I know but work youir way throw it

Hmm, I enjoyed working for the state of Louisiana, making over ten dollars an hour, and pulling in bout a thousand every two weeks. Enjoyed takin out a broke ass cappy gal at that time too. Also enjoy teaching lessons to the ignorant in the True pleasures that can be had in lovemaking. I also see much shadow in you. You are full of condescending butter, bcuz you feel better about yourself by saying and being that way. I once dated a cappy girl, who literally drove herself insane daily, with the obsession to reach godlike perfection and richness. She was also condescending, she was also always talkin bad about everybody else so that she could feel better about her own insecurities. She also made it seem that she thought of herself as God, all to truly hide her actual insecurities. And now that she's gone, she cannot find anybody who is able to please her sexually as well as I did. But I don't want somebody who drives themselves insane with stress, then runs to escape from it by partying and drinking, and getting so hammered she doesn't care who's drivin their meat in her. I sincerely laugh at you, with joyful hearts and smiles flowing out of me in all directions. I stand and laugh at your sad sad existence. Truly sir I do. lol lol. :p

Also, you speak of a "LOVELIFE" From the way you talk, you have never know, and never will, know, or experience actual love. You'd be happier if there would be a different slut in your bed magically every night, who did not speak, had no opinions, and just did whatever you wanted sexually. That is as close as you will ever get to love. You are on the same level of love as a Vampire, with no heartbeat. You will go to your grave, cold, and quite alone. With no love in your heart for anyone. You will die with much money in your bank. A great house that is all in order. With many enemies, and few true friends. Before I stood and laughed at you, but now my heart is moved by pity towards your fate. Not even devils deserve your end. Wretchedness awaits you, vile corruption, vain sickness. Truly inside you are unhappy. Never will you admit it. It takes great inner strength to be honest with one's self.

Oh Tate. I know why you posted this here. Another attempt to propose to me yet again. ie... Leo & Cappy marriage.

You are not as subtle as you appear to be! 😉

SuperJ you need a bit o humor in your life its all tougen and cheek mate. I even wrote one for us disfunctional Caps.

Leo Lady you know I am mad about you , as we say in wales you are brilliant.

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SuperJ you need a bit o humor in your life its all tougen and cheek mate. I even wrote one for us disfunctional Caps.

Leo Lady you know I am mad about you , as we say in wales you are brilliant.

Aw Tate. Its so nice to know that you love my for my mind! 😛

I do but brilliant has a bit of a different meaning here.

I know, I was being a smart ass!

yes you do have a very smart ass.

quite nice

Ha ha Tate! Why thank you.

It's shaping up quite nicely right about now too! Getting ready to compete in less than 5 weeks so Im working that bad boy out like a fiend!!!!

Quarters need to bounce of that thing in order to get in that tiny ass suit I got walk out on stage in. Scary!

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Quarters need to bounce of that thing in order to get in that tiny ass suit I got walk out on stage in. Scary!

Dayumn! Rock it lady! I ain't mad atcha'!

te he he! Its a work in progress! ALWAYS!!! LOL!

Alright. I grudgingly admit I was havin a frustrating day. So I had a little bit of anger. I'm pretty sure I took out some anger on you that wasn't meant for you, lol.

not to worry mate I take nothing personal. Except Leo lady