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There is no mafia. Never mind my dealings in the garbage industry.

what's the best way to get rid of a body?
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I definitely don't know.

But you have to get rid of the teeth for dental records (use lye), then you have considerable influence in the garbage industry so that the body parts you chop up can be dispersed in un-accounted-for pieces in a landfill. After you shoot in the back of the head - make sure you also shoot in the heart so that clean-up goes smoother (and cleaner) because the heart will continue to pump blood for a few minutes even after the brain is dead.

You want the pieces dismembered and dispersed in various places. Don't forget the most important rule, which is NO WITNESSES! Everything after this (especially upon arrest) is circumstantial enough for you to get acquitted. Never commit your murders in an election year.
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Posted by Chancellor
Posted by exoskeleton_
Posted by Chancellor

There is no mafia. Never mind my dealings in the garbage industry.

what's the best way to get rid of a body?

I definitely don't know.

But you have to get rid of the teeth for dental records (use lye), then you have considerable influence in the garbage industry so that the body parts you chop up can be dispersed in un-accounted-for pieces in a landfill. After you shoot in the back of the head - make sure you also shoot in the heart so that clean-up goes smoother (and cleaner) because the heart will continue to pump blood for a few minutes even after the brain is dead.

You want the pieces dismembered and dispersed in various places. Don't forget the most important rule, which is NO WITNESSES! Everything after this (especially upon arrest) is circumstantial enough for you to get acquitted. Never commit your murders in an election year.
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nice. and what about clean up? any certain products to use or hire a team?
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Chancellor
@Chancellor
5 Years

Comments: 3 · Posts: 256 · Topics: 6
Posted by exoskeleton_
Posted by Chancellor
Posted by exoskeleton_
Posted by Chancellor

There is no mafia. Never mind my dealings in the garbage industry.

what's the best way to get rid of a body?

I definitely don't know.

But you have to get rid of the teeth for dental records (use lye), then you have considerable influence in the garbage industry so that the body parts you chop up can be dispersed in un-accounted-for pieces in a landfill. After you shoot in the back of the head - make sure you also shoot in the heart so that clean-up goes smoother (and cleaner) because the heart will continue to pump blood for a few minutes even after the brain is dead.

You want the pieces dismembered and dispersed in various places. Don't forget the most important rule, which is NO WITNESSES! Everything after this (especially upon arrest) is circumstantial enough for you to get acquitted. Never commit your murders in an election year.

nice. and what about clean up? any certain products to use or hire a team?
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Again, because I do not know and there id no mafia, I cannot really explain this.

However: it's ideal to have this planned out so you can minimize cleaning. A garbage bag or some kind of plastic is useful when containing blood. The best thing you can use in your home is your shower. You can hang a body in the shower (or lay them there if you're on a budget) and just use water and bleach to clean the remains after you dispose of the body.

These days, it's best to use things in other people's names to confuse law enforcement. Having a keen understanding of police budgets is extremely useful. If you must commit a murder in New York, then make sure the body is outside of jurisdiction. Yeah, I know it's "federal" at that point, but I'd rather a federal case that doesn't get caught, that a state case with lots of resources to prosecute.
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5 Years1,000+ Posts

Comments: 22 · Posts: 1511 · Topics: 17
Posted by Chancellor
Posted by exoskeleton_
Posted by Chancellor
Posted by exoskeleton_
Posted by Chancellor

There is no mafia. Never mind my dealings in the garbage industry.

what's the best way to get rid of a body?

I definitely don't know.

But you have to get rid of the teeth for dental records (use lye), then you have considerable influence in the garbage industry so that the body parts you chop up can be dispersed in un-accounted-for pieces in a landfill. After you shoot in the back of the head - make sure you also shoot in the heart so that clean-up goes smoother (and cleaner) because the heart will continue to pump blood for a few minutes even after the brain is dead.

You want the pieces dismembered and dispersed in various places. Don't forget the most important rule, which is NO WITNESSES! Everything after this (especially upon arrest) is circumstantial enough for you to get acquitted. Never commit your murders in an election year.

nice. and what about clean up? any certain products to use or hire a team?

Again, because I do not know and there id no mafia, I cannot really explain this.

However: it's ideal to have this planned out so you can minimize cleaning. A garbage bag or some kind of plastic is useful when containing blood. The best thing you can use in your home is your shower. You can hang a body in the shower (or lay them there if you're on a budget) and just use water and bleach to clean the remains after you dispose of the body.

These days, it's best to use things in other people's names to confuse law enforcement. Having a keen understanding of police budgets is extremely useful. If you must commit a murder in New York, then make sure the body is outside of jurisdiction. Yeah, I know it's "federal" at that point, but I'd rather a federal case that doesn't get caught, that a state case with lots of resources to prosecute.
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ah! thanks gangsta
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Chancellor
@Chancellor
5 Years

Comments: 3 · Posts: 256 · Topics: 6
Posted by exoskeleton_
Posted by Chancellor
Posted by exoskeleton_
Posted by Chancellor
Posted by exoskeleton_
Posted by Chancellor

There is no mafia. Never mind my dealings in the garbage industry.

what's the best way to get rid of a body?

I definitely don't know.

But you have to get rid of the teeth for dental records (use lye), then you have considerable influence in the garbage industry so that the body parts you chop up can be dispersed in un-accounted-for pieces in a landfill. After you shoot in the back of the head - make sure you also shoot in the heart so that clean-up goes smoother (and cleaner) because the heart will continue to pump blood for a few minutes even after the brain is dead.

You want the pieces dismembered and dispersed in various places. Don't forget the most important rule, which is NO WITNESSES! Everything after this (especially upon arrest) is circumstantial enough for you to get acquitted. Never commit your murders in an election year.

nice. and what about clean up? any certain products to use or hire a team?

Again, because I do not know and there id no mafia, I cannot really explain this.

However: it's ideal to have this planned out so you can minimize cleaning. A garbage bag or some kind of plastic is useful when containing blood. The best thing you can use in your home is your shower. You can hang a body in the shower (or lay them there if you're on a budget) and just use water and bleach to clean the remains after you dispose of the body.

These days, it's best to use things in other people's names to confuse law enforcement. Having a keen understanding of police budgets is extremely useful. If you must commit a murder in New York, then make sure the body is outside of jurisdiction. Yeah, I know it's "federal" at that point, but I'd rather a federal case that doesn't get caught, that a state case with lots of resources to prosecute.

ah! thanks gangsta
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My pleasure! I hope you use this wisdom for Jesus!
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exoskeleton_
@exoskeleton_
5 Years1,000+ Posts

Comments: 22 · Posts: 1511 · Topics: 17
Posted by Chancellor
Posted by exoskeleton_
Posted by Chancellor
Posted by exoskeleton_
Posted by Chancellor
Posted by exoskeleton_
Posted by Chancellor

There is no mafia. Never mind my dealings in the garbage industry.

what's the best way to get rid of a body?

I definitely don't know.

But you have to get rid of the teeth for dental records (use lye), then you have considerable influence in the garbage industry so that the body parts you chop up can be dispersed in un-accounted-for pieces in a landfill. After you shoot in the back of the head - make sure you also shoot in the heart so that clean-up goes smoother (and cleaner) because the heart will continue to pump blood for a few minutes even after the brain is dead.

You want the pieces dismembered and dispersed in various places. Don't forget the most important rule, which is NO WITNESSES! Everything after this (especially upon arrest) is circumstantial enough for you to get acquitted. Never commit your murders in an election year.

nice. and what about clean up? any certain products to use or hire a team?

Again, because I do not know and there id no mafia, I cannot really explain this.

However: it's ideal to have this planned out so you can minimize cleaning. A garbage bag or some kind of plastic is useful when containing blood. The best thing you can use in your home is your shower. You can hang a body in the shower (or lay them there if you're on a budget) and just use water and bleach to clean the remains after you dispose of the body.

These days, it's best to use things in other people's names to confuse law enforcement. Having a keen understanding of police budgets is extremely useful. If you must commit a murder in New York, then make sure the body is outside of jurisdiction. Yeah, I know it's "federal" at that point, but I'd rather a federal case that doesn't get caught, that a state case with lots of resources to prosecute.

ah! thanks gangsta

My pleasure! I hope you use this wisdom for Jesus!
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of course, i'll read scripture first.